Kristians dream wife :D
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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jul 2013 20:52    Post subject: Kristians dream wife :D
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jul 2013 21:29    Post subject:
she has model features. she nice. shame in 30 years she's gonna look like she's 100.


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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jul 2013 21:31    Post subject:
Who's Kristian?
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jul 2013 21:33    Post subject:
madness wrote:
Who's Kristian?
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jul 2013 21:36    Post subject: Re: Kristians dream wife :D
deelix wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPxHfnjNQzA


She said in that video she hates brown people and Scandinavians.

I'll translate:
Kurwa, naprawde nielubie tych bronzowych norwegow. Kurwa mac!



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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jul 2013 21:38    Post subject:
madness wrote:
Who's Kristian?


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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jul 2013 21:38    Post subject:
madness wrote:
Who's Kristian?


Stick-man avatar, jumping up and down with dick bouncing? Norwegian trucker?
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jul 2013 21:40    Post subject:
Ohhh wait, I thought Deelix is Kristian...

I AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW! Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jul 2013 21:40    Post subject:
I need more info...
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jul 2013 21:47    Post subject:
Poor guy, been here since the start and no fucker remembers him

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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jul 2013 21:57    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
she has model features. she nice. shame in 30 years she's gonna look like she's 100.


oh how i missed your backhanded put downs haha.
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jul 2013 22:19    Post subject:
??? she's very nice. the truck driving job can ruin a person physically.
and she does look naturally like she could be on a cover of a high end fashion magazine.

shame she's polish though. Sad

ooo she's 25. Surprised big internet personality Surprised
they did a segment on her on a new show.
wtf. Neutral


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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jul 2013 22:38    Post subject:
What's wrong with truck driving?
And what's wrong with being polish? Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jul 2013 22:46    Post subject:
WTF indeed, Waldo IS polish afaik Wink
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jul 2013 22:58    Post subject:
Seen a lot of nice looking women driving trucks in Sweden. My sister was on a visit last week and she and her girlfriend were surprised and eyeballing one when she got out of the truck.

I laughed and went: Yup, not used of that in Belgium ey xD


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jul 2013 00:16    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
WTF indeed, Waldo IS polish afaik Wink


I know, he's crazy and he also drinks a bit Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jul 2013 00:22    Post subject:
I don't know why but there's something extremely attractive in women driving big trucks. They are dominant, they laugh at dirty jokes, they don't need cuddles and fancy red roses.

In order to find you way into their hearth, just book the cheapest restaurant that you can find, be yourself (I mean, the Bachelor Frog type of self) and everything will rapidly lead to the easiest conclusion: buttsecs.
source: my naughty dreams grinhurt
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jul 2013 00:36    Post subject:
waldo is just a dick. he hates everything. Even fine and sexeh polish girls Laughing
Maybe that is because she doesn't smoke ? Cool Face


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jul 2013 01:24    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
I don't know why but there's something extremely attractive in women driving big trucks. They are dominant, they laugh at dirty jokes, they don't need cuddles and fancy red roses.

In order to find you way into their hearth, just book the cheapest restaurant that you can find, be yourself (I mean, the Bachelor Frog type of self) and everything will rapidly lead to the easiest conclusion: buttsecs.
source: my naughty dreams grinhurt


nice dreams Laughing Me Gusta

I actually know one attractive blonde who wanted to be a truck driver, but she's a bitch (and she gave up her dream to become a lawyer Laughing).
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jul 2013 01:47    Post subject:
hahah well in the end she can screw people anyway without having spent years and monies studying law, so I guess her dream has been fulfilled xD



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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jul 2013 02:02    Post subject:
I would.

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Like Waldo said though, she will look like crap in 30 years if not less. Truck driving is one of the most stressful jobs a person can do, it will utterly destroy her physically, she'll age quickly and badly if she keeps doing it.

Still, given the new internet fame and clear hotness maybe she'll escape!
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jul 2013 02:59    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
hahah well in the end she can screw people anyway without having spent years and monies studying law, so I guess her dream has been fulfilled xD


oh no I meant she gave up on her dream of becoming a truck driver, now she's a practicing bitch, legally speaking Laughing

p.s. in Poland even the truck drivers are hot! Me Gusta Also, Morphineus mentioned sweden, I saw a construction worker girl in stockholm and she was hot! Here we dont even have women in such jobs, much less hot ones...
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jul 2013 03:03    Post subject:
I do not fancy polish girls any more. Once ago. Long ago. Yes. Very yes. She is very attractive. But I cannot and will not exchange saliva with another polish girl, especially since she speaks Polish more fluently than I. Her english must be impeccable, no accent in sight for me to even consider exchanging hand sweat with her.

And I don't care if a girl smokes or not. I just prefer girls who I can understand when they talk. If I were full on Polish, still living in the motherland, and entirely single, I would do what I can to at least touch her hair and feel that smooth skin of hers.

and since I'm in a happy relationship. All I can is that this girl is quite attractive and It's a shame she's in the very lucrative trucking profession. I would prefer girls like her who do have natural beauty to be on magazines and spread across all media. Natural beauty should be admired and worshipped so that the photoshopped whores with silky smooth faux skin get thrown out and we return to the age of wondrous beauty dominating the world.

Too many teenagers nowadays strive to be photoshopped beauties. She's gorgeous as are many many many Polish girls. However, they, as well as many women across the globe, are seen as average and not worth photoshopping. Sad


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jul 2013 06:16    Post subject:
I'd walk over hot coals and bend over backwards just to hear your Polish-Canadian version of " cholera kurwa japierdole cycki kozojeb!" xD

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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jul 2013 06:20    Post subject:
Face looks weird and she is skinny, does not approve!

But I never liked "model-like" women anyway.
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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Jul 2013 13:58    Post subject:
Model like? not really just your average girl, then again any skinny chick can become a model Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Jul 2013 16:05    Post subject:
JahLux wrote:
Model like? not really just your average girl, then again any skinny chick can become a model Very Happy


Yh, and usually models have ugly faces, especially the skinny ones. Plus size models are ofcourse a totaly different story and they are usually great looking overall.
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Aug 2013 19:46    Post subject:
Nobody knows me. I feel hated Sad

Also, she drives a 2 axle semi. big turn-off for me. Also gay euro trailer. Even more turn off.


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Aug 2013 20:12    Post subject:
Kristian wrote:
Nobody knows me. I feel hated Sad

Also, she drives a 2 axle semi. big turn-off for me. Also gay euro trailer. Even more turn off.

I bet they know Stealth88 though, cool guy. You remind me of him! Razz

I would happily show her my semi-floating rotating trailer in case you're not interested grinhurt
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