Pussy juice in your dick
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Dos De tread delivors ze lulz?
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Acer




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 13:13    Post subject: Pussy juice in your dick
Has anyone noticed when you take a piss after having sex without a condom that you'll actually piss out pussy juice aswell? I can always smell it and while I hate the smell I like the fact that it reminds me of having had sex.

Also how is it for gay guys? Do they piss out the other guys shit? Any forum VIPs wanna comment on this considering the vast experience of man on man buttsex? Cool Face


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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 13:15    Post subject:
Acer wrote:
Also how is it for gay guys? Do they piss out the other guys shit? Any forum VIPs wanna comment on this considering the vast experience of man on man buttsex? Cool Face



out of sig inspiration for the moment Okay
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 13:21    Post subject:


You hate the smell, really? Maybe you should both have a shower before sexytime to avoid smelliness Sad
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 13:24    Post subject:
desperately trying to become the new king of UV, eh, Acer?


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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 13:26    Post subject:
Laughing


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Acer




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 13:26    Post subject:
Waargh wrote:
desperately trying to become the new king of UV, eh, Acer?



Yeah, its my main goal in life...


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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 13:46    Post subject:
I don't know, I tried to laugh, but it's just meh...

I think you could do better...


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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 14:27    Post subject:
thread delivers


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Waargh




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 14:31    Post subject:
the delivery is forced and meh, as stated by dingo


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Acer




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 14:35    Post subject:
So far the majority have been in favor of this thread Wink


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Waargh




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 14:36    Post subject:
add voting )


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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 14:49    Post subject:
you couldve atleast started it in proper jewish stand-up manner:

"so whats the deal with smelly pussy juice coming out of your dick when you take a leak after sex?"
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 14:53    Post subject:
Sorry, I only do it with condoms..


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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 14:54    Post subject:
StrEagle wrote:
Sorry, I only do i with condoms..


The vip section?


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Saner




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 14:54    Post subject:
StrEagle wrote:
Sorry, I only do i with condoms..



freudian slip?


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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 14:58    Post subject:


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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 15:10    Post subject:
Waargh wrote:
add voting )


Ur wish is my poop
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Waargh




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 15:11    Post subject:


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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 15:14    Post subject:
Acer wrote:
Has anyone noticed when you take a piss after having sex without a condom that you'll actually piss out pussy juice aswell? I can always smell it and while I hate the smell I like the fact that it reminds me of having had sex.

Wait? Why you masturbate with a condom? Who the hell do this Confused
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 15:15    Post subject:
warriormax wrote:
Acer wrote:
Has anyone noticed when you take a piss after having sex without a condom that you'll actually piss out pussy juice aswell? I can always smell it and while I hate the smell I like the fact that it reminds me of having had sex.

Wait? Why you masturbate with a condom? Who the hell do this Confused


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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 15:24    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=posh%20wank&defid=964686


But what it's called when you leave the condom on until next time? Scratch Head
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 15:25    Post subject:
recycling


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

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Acer




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 15:28    Post subject:
Saner wrote:
recycling





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Acer




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 15:34    Post subject:
I guess its hard for most people to relate to this thread considering most in here have never touched a boob let alone slipped their meat past the goalie...


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inz




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 15:42    Post subject:
Or maybe it's because it's just a tad immature? And not a topic for polite dinner conversation, which is what I liken UV to. Quite. Whirling cane
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 18:08    Post subject: Re: Pussy juice in your dick
Acer wrote:
Has anyone noticed when you take a piss after having sex without a condom that you'll actually piss out pussy juice aswell? I can always smell it and while I hate the smell I like the fact that it reminds me of having had sex.


Are you sure it's pussy juice? Could be your after-cum.


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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 18:18    Post subject: Re: Pussy juice in your dick
difm wrote:
Acer wrote:
Has anyone noticed when you take a piss after having sex without a condom that you'll actually piss out pussy juice aswell? I can always smell it and while I hate the smell I like the fact that it reminds me of having had sex.


Are you sure it's pussy juice? Could be your after-cum.


He said he can distinguish them by the foul smell ))


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difm




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 18:21    Post subject:
Right. After sex your whole dick smells like cunt so...


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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 18:24    Post subject:
is this supposed to be funny ?
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