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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jul 2013 00:02    Post subject: So fucking true!
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jul 2013 00:37    Post subject:
Experienced too many of these mostly why I have those big tea cups for milk and cookies and a bowl for Pringles, installed round door knobs around the house and trim my nails 2-3 times a week and always cut those bits off... Never ever tear them off with my teeth again.


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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jul 2013 01:59    Post subject:
The worst one for me is #5, you can't even imagine how many times I've been victim of those nasty door handles..I've ruined at least a pair of jackets and jeans xD Rage Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jul 2013 02:07    Post subject:
#7 for me. I'm a habitual biter, so I have to suffer through that friggin' agony far more often than should be acceptable for any human >:[
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jul 2013 02:54    Post subject:
this thread gives me anxiety Sad


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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jul 2013 02:57    Post subject:
tw1st wrote:
this thread gives me anxiety Sad

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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jul 2013 09:18    Post subject:
All of them!!!! -.-"

Especially that nail stuff, I bite those off, and blood just won't stop, and it hurts for like two days! Like wtff?!


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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jul 2013 09:53    Post subject:
Fuck 17.

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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jul 2013 11:02    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
The worst one for me is #5, you can't even imagine how many times I've been victim of those nasty door handles..I've ruined at least a pair of jackets and jeans xD Rage Laughing


never happened to me. how is that even possible?you have to rub your jeans in there?! wtf Laughing
you know knobs are grabbed with the hands not the jeans.. mkay Wink





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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jul 2013 11:58    Post subject:
Laurentiu499 wrote:
you know knobs are grabbed with the hands not the jeans.. mkay Wink


Pffchh
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jul 2013 12:50    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Laurentiu499 wrote:
you know knobs are grabbed with the hands not the jeans.. mkay Wink


Pffchh

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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jul 2013 13:31    Post subject:
oh the first world problems simple people can't deal with Pffchh


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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jul 2013 02:24    Post subject:
Werelds wrote:
sabin1981 wrote:
Laurentiu499 wrote:
you know knobs are grabbed with the hands not the jeans.. mkay Wink


Pffchh


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