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| dingo_d wrote: | | I won't be caught dead in sth like that... I mean, you cannot mix two same animal patterns, that's fashion no no *waves hand* xD |
<3 we need a hug or some form of cuddling emoticon for moments like these
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| Posted: Fri, 31st May 2013 16:10 Post subject: |
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| dingo_d wrote: |  spykez, you missed all the gay jokes when I 'came out' to the forum 
DXWarlock: no worries, I won't be caught dead in sth like that... I mean, you cannot mix two same animal patterns, that's fashion no no *waves hand* xD
Acer: yeah, I remember my first time, it wasn't nice :\ Your bum is like: no! No! Stuff is coming out of this hole, not in! What ARE YOU DOING?! xD
But then after a while it's like... ok, that's not that bad
Also knowing your anatomy helps. There are several sphincter muscles (well sphincter muscles are round muscles found through the body), and down there you have two if my memory serves. And you need to be totally relaxed  |
must have happened during my absence from the forum. Even then I only go into a couple section anymore and hardly read most of the threads. |
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But we've been taking advantage of dingo all over the forum (and dingo's been taking it like a erm...man  ), you telling me you don't even read our posts? 
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| Posted: Fri, 31st May 2013 17:35 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri, 31st May 2013 18:13 Post subject: |
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| Werelds wrote: | | But we've been taking advantage of dingo all over the forum (and dingo's been taking it like a erm...man ), you telling me you don't even read our posts? |
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Fri, 31st May 2013 19:28 Post subject: |
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| Werelds wrote: | | But we've been taking advantage of dingo all over the forum (and dingo's been taking it like a erm...man ), you telling me you don't even read our posts? |
we make fun of everyone on here being gay lol. How am I supposed to know he was really gay!! haha. |
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Guess it's all a little too subtle if you don't know then
I was tempted to do nothing in this thread and just post "oh dingoooooooooo" but I thought it would've been too obvious. Guess not 
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| Posted: Sat, 1st Jun 2013 05:02 Post subject: |
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| DXWarlock wrote: | | SpykeZ wrote: |
we make fun of everyone on here being gay lol. How am I supposed to know he was really gay!! haha. |
Wait, there is people that ISN'T gay here?
I've been sending out random crotchshot pics in PM's for nothing |
Hahah don't worry, they've served a good purpose.. if you know what I mean...keep 'em coming! One of them is even my wallpaper now, I cannot thank Zeel -aka the artiste entrejambe- enough for his awe-inspiring idea xD |
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| ixigia wrote: |
Hahah don't worry, they've served a good purpose.. if you know what I mean...keep 'em coming! One of them is even my wallpaper now, I cannot thank Zeel -aka the artiste entrejambe- enough for his awe-inspiring idea xD |
Well just be careful with how your arrange your desktop then. A single icon in the wrong place on your desktop will render it completely obscured from view..
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| Posted: Sat, 1st Jun 2013 18:26 Post subject: |
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| ixigia wrote: | | DXWarlock wrote: | | SpykeZ wrote: |
we make fun of everyone on here being gay lol. How am I supposed to know he was really gay!! haha. |
Wait, there is people that ISN'T gay here?
I've been sending out random crotchshot pics in PM's for nothing |
Hahah don't worry, they've served a good purpose.. if you know what I mean...keep 'em coming! One of them is even my wallpaper now, I cannot thank Zeel -aka the artiste entrejambe- enough for his awe-inspiring idea xD |
Or you're saving them for your famous GIFs lmao |
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| Posted: Sat, 1st Jun 2013 18:31 Post subject: |
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pretty sure my gf is into it but to hell with that!
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| Posted: Sun, 2nd Jun 2013 00:07 Post subject: |
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So we tried it earlier today, I tried to be as relaxed as possible and just let her gently penetrate me, soon she found my prostate and started massaging it. I felt like I had to pee when she did this, didnt feel too good and because she was sucking my dick I kinda wanted to klinch my muscles which made my sphincter muscle almost force her finger out. Tried with two fingers which felt a little better but still not something I'd do regurarly. Still was an interesting experience and the thought of her finger in me was more arousing than the actual sensation.
Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
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| Posted: Sun, 2nd Jun 2013 10:25 Post subject: |
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Yep, that's the usual sensation The feeling you need to pee really bad. It's best to do it (finger in ass) when you're already near orgasm, that way the awkward feeling won't last long 
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Sun, 2nd Jun 2013 10:46 Post subject: |
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| Acer wrote: | | Still was an interesting experience and the thought of her finger in me was more arousing than the actual sensation. |
So, you've taken the first step.
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) ) so these jokes are hard to spot.
