Was in Tenerife with the mrs. Was out at night totally wasted. Sat down for a minute and a guy came up to me stood right in front of me, about a yard away and he started bobbing and weaving. This made me feel really dizzy.
I turned to talk to my mrs and sort of had my back to him and he then put his arms around me and started lifting me up and down really quickly. This made my wallet fall out my pocket. Obviously the desired effect.
Luckily the mrs noticed and shouted at me to pick my wallet up. I shouted at the guy who legged it.
WANKER.
(luckily, there was nothing in the wallet, spent it all on beer)
Its not uncommon on these party islands we northern europeans visit all year long The locals know we got money and they also know we can't resist cheap alcohol
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The locals know we got money and they also know we can't resist cheap alcohol 
