Sigh, Gas + Women = damaged engine
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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 03:19    Post subject: Sigh, Gas + Women = damaged engine
Ive said it like 50,000 times, Dont buy gas in weird places only here and here, no they went and bought gasoline in some shitty esso.

Now they fucked the car up and its misfiring and accelerates like shit, fuck damnit, why cant fucking women listen to shit.

Oh yes and its 6.5 US Dollars a gallon of SHITTY 80-85 octane gas too.
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Radicalus




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 07:34    Post subject:
So, are you trying to say women don't belong in the driver's seat? Devil Troll
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Invasor
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 08:18    Post subject:
Maybe this will help?


I don't know if it actually works though.
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Frant
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 09:50    Post subject: Re: Sigh, Gas + Women = damaged engine
Lopin18 wrote:
Ive said it like 50,000 times, Dont buy gas in weird places only here and here, no they went and bought gasoline in some shitty esso.

Now they fucked the car up and its misfiring and accelerates like shit, fuck damnit, why cant fucking women listen to shit.

Oh yes and its 6.5 US Dollars a gallon of SHITTY 80-85 octane gas too.


80-85 octane???!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I didn't even know such low octane petrol existed for normal cars. I guess you don't have unleaded 95/98 in your stations?


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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 10:39    Post subject:
You cant blame the females for that can you now Very Happy I mean its gas, its supposed to be bought and used, surely they cant be at fault for deciding to go to an "esso" garage which is reputable btw across the world and buy gas for the car Rolling Eyes

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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 10:53    Post subject:
Just dump the gas from the tank, or put in additives, everything will be ok after that.
Where did she find that gasoline?!!
Tell her also to put in the priciest gas available at the pump.
If the car is carburetor reduce the ignition advance immediately, or detonations will damage/break your pistons.


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Paintface




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 12:22    Post subject:
80 octane? i thought germany was weird with their 92 octane lol
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kazemaky




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 12:44    Post subject:
lol never seen under 95 either Very Happy


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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 13:16    Post subject:
Aditives are known to damage cars here, dont ask me why, what we do is buy VP or Sunoco or mix in pure Toulene. I race cars and built my engine and i mix Toulene for my races. I know what i have to do (Sparks, Fuel Filter, Dump the gas etc).

In our country Esso, Texaco and others are owned by local people, and they are known to mix water into the gasoline, also the fuel tanks underground are always dirty. So the gasoline here is a pandoras box.

We can only get Gasoline from the local refinery, i think noone imports Gasoline, the problem is the local refinery, they buy the crude oil and they refine it, best they can do is 80-85 octane, AND IT FUCKIGN SUCKS. Thats why i tell them not to buy anywhere other than 2 gas stations that are owned by 2 RICH-RICH people that give service to Porsches and Audis and other high profile cars. So its garanteed they wont fuck their gas up.

We only have 2 gasolines btw, Normal and Premium, Normal comes from the normal tank, Premium is just the saaame normal but comming from a tank that usually gets cleaned and mixed with some additives.

Oh yes Sunix station has a new service, 100 octane and 110 i think, but its $14us a gallon. FUCK THAT LOL
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Paintface




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 13:21    Post subject:
what do you need 110 octane for, doubt they drive F1 cars that do 12k rpm
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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 13:24    Post subject:
Well check this out: Ur rich, Which do you want for you Porsche? Or you have a 500hp supra...

80-85?

100-110?

Laughing

Sunoco and VP are here too.... 20 to 30 US$ a gallon Very Happy Very Happy
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 13:24    Post subject:
OMG 110 OCTANE GAS So Much Win

Paintface wrote:
what do you need 110 octane for, doubt they drive F1 cars that do 12k rpm


Having such high-octane fuel allows you to set some wild settings in your car. Or if you have a tuned engine with a lot of compression, it can only drive on 100+ octane.


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Paintface




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 13:58    Post subject:
Lopin18 wrote:
Well check this out: Ur rich, Which do you want for you Porsche? Or you have a 500hp supra...

80-85?

100-110?

Laughing

Sunoco and VP are here too.... 20 to 30 US$ a gallon Very Happy Very Happy


Well porsche engines are made to function with 98 octane so i would use that, i wouldnt use 95 on it but at the same time no point using 100 or 110.
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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 15:18    Post subject:
We cant get 95-98 thats the problem Very Happy its either 80 or 110 Embarassed
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Radicalus




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 15:36    Post subject:
Lopin ... you never cease to amaze me. You drive racecars, that's fucking alpha - yet for like what, 2 years, you were pussywhipped by your emotionally unstable girl.

It doesn't add up. Racecare drivers are like at the top of the alpha scale.
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 15:37    Post subject:
Some time ago there was this gas station here with incredibly competitive prices and obviously everybody was asking, how is it even possible.
Well turned out that they added water to the gasoline. Laughing
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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 15:39    Post subject:
Remember, shes was good girl, thats seriously rare here, but she had her problems, i just didnt know how to make her learn and understand so i got stuck in a loop and im not quite good handling people who dont listen. Now she does so now it works. Mr. Green I like fixing cars, i also like fixing people Razz

Water does nasty ass things to an engine.


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Radicalus




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 15:39    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Some time ago there was this gas station here with incredibly competitive prices and obviously everybody was asking, how is it even possible.
Well turned out that they added water to the gasoline. Laughing


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Radicalus




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 15:40    Post subject:
Lopin18 wrote:
Remember, shes was good girl, thats seriously rare here, but she had her problems, i just didnt know how to make her learn and understand so i got stuck in a loop and im not quite good handling people who dont listen. Now she does so now it works. Mr. Green I like fixing cars, i also like fixing people Razz


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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 15:44    Post subject:
Yeah it works wonders. Problem was in the week when the tools were in the box. Surprised
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Radicalus




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 15:55    Post subject:
Lopin18 wrote:
Yeah it works wonders. Problem was in the week when the tools were in the box. Surprised


Oh man, if you know, what's good for you, you have to fix the engines at least thrice weekly. I take good care of my engine, and in change it takes me on wild rides. I love good engines.
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H4wkeye




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 18:10    Post subject:
We have 95 octane here o.o I've never seen 80 or 110.
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Invasor
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 18:14    Post subject:
Okey, another topic getting weird grinhurt Cute Pom Pom's


BTW, I think America has a different way of measuring octanes (AKI vs RON), so the numbers are different but the actual octane rate is somewhat close to european gas (a little lower though). DR probably follows the US on that.
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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 18:30    Post subject:
DR follows the fuck everyone policy
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Invasor
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Nov 2012 18:31    Post subject:
Lopin18 wrote:
DR follows the fuck everyone policy


Oh I know that policy very well Laughing
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Dec 2012 01:21    Post subject:
Based on the title of thread, I was going to ask how 'big' is this girl your letting in your car Laughing


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