Damn unfair life!!!
Page 1 of 2 Goto page 1, 2  Next
SteamDRM




Posts: 2832

PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 20:33    Post subject: Damn unfair life!!!
Why the life is so unfair... Sad
Almost 22 and still no beard. Crying or Very sad

I'll die beardless! Crying or Very sad
Back to top
inz




Posts: 11914

PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 20:42    Post subject:
I feel ya bro.


Wait, no I don't. Smug
Back to top
BonerUK




Posts: 2496
Location: Liverpool UK
PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 20:43    Post subject:
22? wow i was way out Very Happy

have mine

 Spoiler:
 
Back to top
b0se
Banned



Posts: 5901
Location: Rapture
PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 20:48    Post subject:
22 and still no beard ?

I'm sorry man but ...Laughing


[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
Back to top
Stormwolf




Posts: 23702
Location: Norway
PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 20:54    Post subject:
Be glad you don't. I hate dealing with my galifianakis beard.
Back to top
Neon
VIP Member



Posts: 18935
Location: Poland
PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 20:56    Post subject:
Yeah, because everyone develops at the same time and in the same way, that's why everyone is tall, has dark hair and muscular build.

Some people don't grow beard at all. Nothing you can do about it.
Back to top
Sedolf




Posts: 996

PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 21:02    Post subject:
judging from your posts its a miracle you even have pubes





...do you? Laughing
Back to top
garus
VIP Member



Posts: 34200

PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 21:08    Post subject:
snip


Last edited by garus on Tue, 27th Aug 2024 21:56; edited 1 time in total
Back to top
Morphineus
VIP Member



Posts: 24883
Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 21:12    Post subject:
So you actually are complaining about not having to shave every fucking day!?!?
MADNESS I TELL YOU!!!!!
Back to top
SteamDRM




Posts: 2832

PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 21:17    Post subject:
Sedolf wrote:
judging from your posts its a miracle you even have pubes





...do you? Laughing


Poker Face
Back to top
KillerCrocker




Posts: 20503

PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 21:23    Post subject:
23yo and no beard too. I am still badass but hom much more would beard do Crying or Very sad


3080 | ps5 pro

Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..."
SteamDRM-"Call of Duty is the symbol of the true perfection in every aspect. Call of Duty games are like Mozart's/Beethoven's symphonies"
deadpoetic-"are you new to the cyberspace?"
Back to top
inz




Posts: 11914

PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 21:28    Post subject:
MORPHINEUS wrote:
So you actually are complaining about not having to shave every fucking day!?!?
MADNESS I TELL YOU!!!!!


You're not meant to shave it, that's madness.
Back to top
Morphineus
VIP Member



Posts: 24883
Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 21:31    Post subject:
But then it doesn't match my smooth ballsack Confused
Back to top
Lopin18




Posts: 3367
Location: US
PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 22:09    Post subject:
Psff... i grow a great facial hair, i look amazing, only thing is theres like 3mm that wont grow on my chin so i can fully close the goatee... an uncomplete goatee, great. (Actually im refering to the joining of the mustache and the beard, cant fucking remember whats the name Embarassed )

Also the fucking itching. cant stand it. u must be nuts wishing for that.
Back to top
ixigia
[Moderator] Consigliere



Posts: 65081
Location: Italy
PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 22:18    Post subject:
Razz


Look on the bright side, I would have an epic beard but I'm not allowed to keep it..

It's slowly growing back though, let's hope nobody notices it. Shifty Fellar
Back to top
dingo_d
VIP Member



Posts: 14555

PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 22:19    Post subject:
I still have trouble with growing my beard. But ever since I started training I am getting some more beard (testosterone spike I presume). It's still weak and after a week without shaving, I look like a hobo, and a hobo with a lousy beard Sad

My mustache grows normal, and is nice thick, and just at my chin too, but on my cheeks and my neck are just few hairs. And that looks silly if I grow it. And when I shave I look like I have 18 years Sad

What I wouldn't give for a nice beard Sad

I once had a dream where I had like nice stubble beard, I looked so awesome. I even got freaked out a bit Laughing

But I looked so awesome! Sad

But I am still having hope, by the time I'm 30 I'll be able to grow something xD


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

Back to top
m3th0d2008




Posts: 9881
Location: Outhouse
PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 22:58    Post subject:
LoL my facial here began growing like crazy when I was 17. I sported my first full beard with 19. I love my beard. 27 now and I know it inside out. All the secrets of trimming it in the right places so it's comfortable and you won't get in trouble when you're having a meal.

And because I still have to show my ID when I want to buy Alcohol and such when I shaved -.-


2011 - 2016 Build • Fractal Design R5 Titanium (Window) • i5-2500K @ 4,5GHz • Corsair Hydro h115i • ASRock Fatal1ty P67 Performance • 2x4Gb G.Skill Ripjaws F3-10666CL9-4GBRL • EVGA GeForce GTX 970 SSC ACX 2.0+ • Corsair RM550(W) PSU • 2x Samsung 850 Evo (120gb/500gb) •
2018 - x Build • Fractal Design Define R6 Gunmetal • Intel Core i9 9900K • Corsair H150i Pro RGB AIO • Asus ROG MAXIMUS XI HERO • 2x16Gb Corsair Dominator Platinum DDR4-3200 • EVGA GeForce GTX 970 SSC ACX 2.0+ • Corsair HX850i PSU • 1x Samsung 970 Evo M.2, 1x Samsung 860 Evo SATA, 1x Samsung 850 Evo SATA •
Back to top
mach1ne




Posts: 1042

PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Nov 2012 23:29    Post subject:
i had a goatee when i was 15, and wicked sideburns...but i couldnt grow a full beard (cheeks) until i was closer to 20. now my beard is basically possessed and runs my whole life. i tend to grow a new beard every week or so, and then shave it into something horrible (like 70s biker mustache, lumberjack, elvis sideburns, the 'bad cop' etc).

ixi: why cant you have a beard? do you live in some kind of totalitarian state where men are not permitted to be men?

Lopin : you could always go for the iron man goatee if they dont connect. always a classy choice.
Back to top
Acer




Posts: 3156

PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 09:30    Post subject:
I can donate some hair from my back and ass


Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
Back to top
VonMisk




Posts: 9468
Location: Hatredland
PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 10:55    Post subject:
I grown my first goatee when I was 16. From that moment on I have fully shaved once. I was pointed out that I might induce nausea in bystanders and was ask if all my mirrors broke.
Right now I'm sporting a chin curtain but usually I just trim it to chinstrap with goatee.


sar·​casm | \ ˈsär-ˌka-zəm \
1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual
b: the use or language of sarcasm
Back to top
mach1ne




Posts: 1042

PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 11:18    Post subject:
VonMisk wrote:
I grown my first goatee when I was 16. From that moment on I have fully shaved once. I was pointed out that I might induce nausea in bystanders and was ask if all my mirrors broke.
Right now I'm sporting a chin curtain but usually I just trim it to chinstrap with goatee.


lol the first time i shaved completely (about 10 years with some kind of beard), no one could even look me in the eyes. i felt like some kind of monster.
Back to top
ClaudeFTW




Posts: 5074
Location: Bucharest, Romania
PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 12:46    Post subject: Re: Damn unfair life!!!
SteamDRM wrote:
Why the life is so unfair... Sad
Almost 22 and still no beard. Crying or Very sad

I'll die beardless! Crying or Very sad






R7 2700x @4GHz / MSI B450 Tomahawk / beQuiet! Dark Rock 4 / 32GB @3000 MHz / MSI RTX 2060 Gaming Z / Samsung 850 EVO 250GB / Western Digital 1TB / Fractal Design Meshify C Dark / SuperFlower Leadex Gold 650W / DELL whatever 27 inch IPS

I usually stream stuff: http://www.twitch.tv/claudeftw
Back to top
flipp




Posts: 1972

PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 13:58    Post subject:
Complain again when you turn 30 Razz
Back to top
H4wkeye




Posts: 4699
Location: CTU
PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 15:01    Post subject:
SteamDRM wrote:
Why the life is so unfair... Sad
Almost 22 and still no beard. Crying or Very sad

I'll die beardless! Crying or Very sad


That's cause you play Call of Duty Troll Dad
Back to top
SteamDRM




Posts: 2832

PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 15:17    Post subject:
H4wkeye wrote:


That's cause you play Call of Duty Troll Dad




Crying or Very sad
Back to top
ixigia
[Moderator] Consigliere



Posts: 65081
Location: Italy
PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 16:28    Post subject:
mach1ne wrote:
i had a goatee when i was 15, and wicked sideburns...but i couldnt grow a full beard (cheeks) until i was closer to 20. now my beard is basically possessed and runs my whole life. i tend to grow a new beard every week or so, and then shave it into something horrible (like 70s biker mustache, lumberjack, elvis sideburns, the 'bad cop' etc).

ixi: why cant you have a beard? do you live in some kind of totalitarian state where men are not permitted to be men?

Almost...Laughing. Currently doing a project and working for (and in) a bank with severe dress code and shit like that...hopefully it's temporary Razz
Back to top
VonMisk




Posts: 9468
Location: Hatredland
PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 16:40    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
mach1ne wrote:
i had a goatee when i was 15, and wicked sideburns...but i couldnt grow a full beard (cheeks) until i was closer to 20. now my beard is basically possessed and runs my whole life. i tend to grow a new beard every week or so, and then shave it into something horrible (like 70s biker mustache, lumberjack, elvis sideburns, the 'bad cop' etc).

ixi: why cant you have a beard? do you live in some kind of totalitarian state where men are not permitted to be men?

Almost...Laughing. Currently doing a project and working for (and in) a bank with severe dress code and shit like that...hopefully it's temporary Razz


I'm glad that I'm in "tech" department and can proudly wear my beard and aloha shirts. Fuck Yeah
Back to top
DXWarlock
VIP Member



Posts: 11422
Location: Florida, USA
PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 16:47    Post subject:
Almost 40 here..and I can grow a goatee or chinbeard. that's it.
never one dark hair on my cheeks or sideburns. its just grows in the area a goatee would (if I grew it all, but I just keep the chin duster thing)
And im SOO happy for that..shaving takes about 2 minutes. shave my mustache, trim the edge of the chin. and I'm done.

Fuck all that having hair for a full beard, Id hate to be that way.


-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf

Disclaimer: Post made by me are of my own creation. A delusional mind relayed in text form.
Back to top
dingo_d
VIP Member



Posts: 14555

PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 16:53    Post subject:
DXWarlock wrote:
Almost 40 here..and I can grow a goatee or chinbeard. that's it.
never one dark hair on my cheeks or sideburns. its just grows in the area a goatee would (if I grew it all, but I just keep the chin duster thing)
And im SOO happy for that..shaving takes about 2 minutes. shave my mustache, trim the edge of the chin. and I'm done.

Fuck all that having hair for a full beard, Id hate to be that way.


Well I for one hate how I look, because I'd look more adult with a normal beard. Ppl wouldn't treat me as some kid -.-"


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

Back to top
H4wkeye




Posts: 4699
Location: CTU
PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Nov 2012 19:25    Post subject:
SteamDRM wrote:
H4wkeye wrote:


That's cause you play Call of Duty Troll Dad




Crying or Very sad


Back to top
Page 1 of 2 All times are GMT + 1 Hour
NFOHump.com Forum Index - The Bitching Session Goto page 1, 2  Next
Signature/Avatar nuking: none (can be changed in your profile)  


Display posts from previous:   

Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Powered by phpBB 2.0.8 © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group