I wanna take a shit
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 06:41    Post subject: I wanna take a shit
But it's too cold Sad no heater in my home. MY ASS IS GON FREEEEEEEEEZE
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WhiteBarbarian




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 11:51    Post subject:
Light one thousand and one candles Rolling Eyes


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Kamikaze666




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 12:23    Post subject:
Shit out of mouth then.


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garus
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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 12:37    Post subject:
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madness




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 13:03    Post subject:
garus wrote:
Kamikaze666 wrote:
Shit out of mouth then.


Isn't that what he's doing right now with all these threads? Cool Face


touché Laughing
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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 13:46    Post subject: Re: I wanna take a shit
FireMaster wrote:
But it's too cold Sad no heater in my home. MY ASS IS GON FREEEEEEEEEZE
Go warm yourself with some brewskies Wink
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 15:07    Post subject:
Why don't you have money for a heater?
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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 15:30    Post subject:
Didnt notice the pattern?

Gotta Shit<<<< Burritos <<<<< Money
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 15:35    Post subject:
Because I'm broke as fuck, literally $5 to my name.
I'M POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR AND I FUCKING HATE IT
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Saner




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 15:41    Post subject:
But you can afford a PC and internet over heating ?


Top priorities on display there.

Rolling Eyes


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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 15:50    Post subject:
I have a heat blower thingy in my bath. Otherwise how the fuck am I gonna take a shower in winter ?
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 15:50    Post subject:
Saner wrote:
But you can afford a PC and internet over heating ?


Top priorities on display there.

Rolling Eyes



You mean my 2008 built computer and neighbors wifi? Yes I can Laughing
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Kamikaze666




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 16:56    Post subject:
Maybe you can take a shit over at your neighbours too? Laughing


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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 17:14    Post subject:
make a chair toilet with a bag or a container below with a hatch, so when you need to shit you just open the hatch and have a nice warm shit while enjoying your time at your computer!
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flipp




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 18:08    Post subject:
Why would you need a heater near the toilet? The only thing that place needs is a lot of fresh air Smile Do your business like a man!
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chiv




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 19:33    Post subject:
youre all way overcomplicating this. just make yourself a warm bath and shit in the tub.


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 19:53    Post subject:
Pfft, he's a liar!! Very Happy

There's no such a thing as cold weather in the Sahara.
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xExtreme




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 19:56    Post subject:
Grown mans pampers, go get them, at least the warm of your own shit will last for few minutes.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 20:40    Post subject:
Go to a gas station, or a mall.
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Frant
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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 20:49    Post subject:
A bucket with a plastic bag.....


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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 21:09    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Pfft, he's a liar!! Very Happy

There's no such a thing as cold weather in the Sahara.


Bitch EXPLAIN TO ME THE HAILSTORMS AND 5C°. I'm too used to 47C° for this cold european air shit
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 21:19    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
ixigia wrote:
Pfft, he's a liar!! Very Happy

There's no such a thing as cold weather in the Sahara.


Bitch EXPLAIN TO ME THE HAILSTORMS AND 5C°. I'm too used to 47C° for this cold european air shit

Laughing There's something wrong in this planet, this is happening as we speak:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/11/11/venice-flooding-tuscany-weather-rain-pisa-_n_2113824.html
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 21:27    Post subject:
5°C is t-shirt temperature Very Happy
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 21:31    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
FireMaster wrote:
ixigia wrote:
Pfft, he's a liar!! Very Happy

There's no such a thing as cold weather in the Sahara.


Bitch EXPLAIN TO ME THE HAILSTORMS AND 5C°. I'm too used to 47C° for this cold european air shit

Laughing There's something wrong in this planet, this is happening as we speak:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/11/11/venice-flooding-tuscany-weather-rain-pisa-_n_2113824.html


Scandinavia should take their weather back. I'm a desert man, fuck this shit. I'm used to hot hair blowing in my naked ass.
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 21:36    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
5°C is t-shirt temperature Very Happy

With 5°C I go out dressed like this



(not kidding) xD
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 21:52    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
5°C is t-shirt temperature Very Happy


Let me guess, you also have a carrot for a nose?
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 21:53    Post subject:
How did you know?
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 22:12    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
How did you know?


It's one of my favorite fetishes.
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garus
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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 22:24    Post subject:
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Nov 2012 22:26    Post subject:
yeah, same here if i wear a jacket in any temperature. My body is a fucking oven.
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