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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Oct 2012 13:41    Post subject: Stupid stupid woman
There's a new girl at work and I swear she is thick as fuck. She comes out with the most ridiculous comments. Today's is 'We've never even been in a recession all this time, I think it's all rubbish. There are always people out doing loads of shopping.'

She also said that Jews are responsible for most of the world's problems and 'they started all the wars'.

I need to hit her.
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VonMisk




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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Oct 2012 13:46    Post subject:
Is she from some country in Eastern/Central Europe? Or UK native?


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Saner




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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Oct 2012 13:46    Post subject:
Violence, the intelligent answer to problems.


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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inz




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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Oct 2012 14:01    Post subject:
Start stealing some office supplies, enough so that it gets noticed. Then plant some on her locker/purse/whatever and report her. Cool Face
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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Oct 2012 14:03    Post subject:
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VonMisk




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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Oct 2012 14:06    Post subject:
inz wrote:
Start stealing some office supplies, enough so that it gets noticed. Then plant some on her locker/purse/whatever and report her. Cool Face


Just sit at her computer when she goes to the toilet add your boss to her friends on facebook or just write something on his wall or whatever it's called so it will get her fired.
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ClaudeFTW




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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Oct 2012 14:07    Post subject:
There's this chick which just got hired and she sat next to me at the beginning. Her desk didn't have a chair when she came so she was something like:

"Where's my chair? Is that my chair? (points towards some random chair)" and I was like "Yeah, sure" And when she sat down she said, and I am not paraphrasing;

"I usually carry a knife with me so beware of what you say or do."

Bitch wat.

She's also blaming the jews, has a big-ass cross at the neck and always interferes in our politics discussions. She also defends the bible like she defends her virginity. Wonder who lit the fuse on her tampon.

About three months ago, I was transferred to Ubisoft Bucharest for some temporary testing and every time I go by the old place to pick-up my meal tickets, I light a cig with the friends there and we have our little inside jokes and stuff and everrytime she's there, she acts like she knows me (sort of like that guy in the opposite end of the bar itself which laughs at your jokes all the time).

On the bright side, she is pretty cute, short red hair and an ass sent down from Valhalla.

You could also try banging her and then do the office supplies thing. It gains you the biggest satisfaction.

It all comes down to sex, innit?




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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Oct 2012 14:40    Post subject:
VonMisk wrote:
Is she from some country in Eastern/Central Europe? Or UK native?


She was born in Slovenia but has lived in the Uk for a long time. In fact, you'd never guess she's from there, she has a thick Yorkshire accent.
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VonMisk




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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Oct 2012 15:02    Post subject:
I'm asking because it's like our region (CE) mentality to blame the Jews for everything. Even in my house my parents were trying to indoctrinate me to hate the Jews: "It's all Jews' fault. The Jews takes our land/homes/whatever." All bad politicians were Jews etc.


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b: the use or language of sarcasm
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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Oct 2012 15:56    Post subject:
It seems to me that's where she gets her hatred from.
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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Oct 2012 16:12    Post subject:
ClaudeFTW wrote:

"I usually carry a knife with me so beware of what you say or do."

Surprised Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Oct 2012 17:24    Post subject:
@GeordieRacer:
Laughing You must secretly film her saying these things and upload them to Youtube.

ClaudeFTW wrote:
About three months ago, I was transferred to Ubisoft Bucharest for some temporary testing


You get paid to play games like Ass Creed 3.. I'm jelly.


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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Oct 2012 01:17    Post subject: Re: Stupid stupid woman
GeordieRacer wrote:
She also said that Jews are responsible for most of the world's problems and 'they started all the wars'.


sounds about right

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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Oct 2012 06:49    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:


ClaudeFTW wrote:
About three months ago, I was transferred to Ubisoft Bucharest for some temporary testing


You get paid to play games like Ass Creed 3.. I'm jelly.


If you think it's that easy, you are SO wrong.




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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:15    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:50    Post subject:
ClaudeFTW wrote:
Newty182 wrote:


ClaudeFTW wrote:
About three months ago, I was transferred to Ubisoft Bucharest for some temporary testing


You get paid to play games like Ass Creed 3.. I'm jelly.


If you think it's that easy, you are SO wrong.


If I'd have accepted we'd be co-workers by now Smug But imo fuck that, I'm not moving to Bucharest for that job.

And on topic...

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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:07    Post subject:
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ClaudeFTW




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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:55    Post subject:
There is no restriction about saying where I work, and the chick I was talking about was fired just for her attitude. Besides, I really don't care if anyone finds out who I am IRL from the Humps, I would actually love to meet some of the fellow Romanians which roam the Humps.




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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Oct 2012 21:21    Post subject:
Interinactive wrote:
ClaudeFTW wrote:
Stuff and things


Probably not the best idea to post where you work, locations and descriptions of people, not since Google picks up hump posts now


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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Oct 2012 01:10    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Oct 2012 02:13    Post subject: Re: Stupid stupid woman
GeordieRacer wrote:
There's a new girl at work and I swear she is thick as fuck. She comes out with the most ridiculous comments. Today's is 'We've never even been in a recession all this time, I think it's all rubbish. There are always people out doing loads of shopping.'

She also said that Jews are responsible for most of the world's problems and 'they started all the wars'.

I need to hit her.
thats not a girl, thats mel gibson


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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Oct 2012 02:19    Post subject:
Hahahahahahaha ... hmmz


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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Oct 2012 02:35    Post subject: Re: Stupid stupid woman
GeordieRacer wrote:


She also said that Jews are responsible for most of the world's problems and 'they started all the wars'.

I need to hit her.


That would get her a serious write up here, After the write up and she did it again she would get fired.

Maybe a way for you to get rid of her and you wouldn't be doing anything wrong. Work places should be free from discrimination.
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Oct 2012 03:34    Post subject:
ClaudeFTW wrote:
There is no restriction about saying where I work, and the chick I was talking about was fired just for her attitude. Besides, I really don't care if anyone finds out who I am IRL from the Humps, I would actually love to meet some of the fellow Romanians which roam the Humps.

Whoa, even me? Embarassed
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ClaudeFTW




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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Oct 2012 05:42    Post subject:
huxanomaly2 wrote:
ClaudeFTW wrote:
There is no restriction about saying where I work, and the chick I was talking about was fired just for her attitude. Besides, I really don't care if anyone finds out who I am IRL from the Humps, I would actually love to meet some of the fellow Romanians which roam the Humps.

Whoa, even me? Embarassed


Don't flatter yourself, but yeah Very Happy




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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Oct 2012 21:23    Post subject:
ClaudeFTW wrote:
huxanomaly2 wrote:
ClaudeFTW wrote:
There is no restriction about saying where I work, and the chick I was talking about was fired just for her attitude. Besides, I really don't care if anyone finds out who I am IRL from the Humps, I would actually love to meet some of the fellow Romanians which roam the Humps.

Whoa, even me? Embarassed


Don't flatter yourself, but yeah Very Happy
Very Happy
Time to lube up then xD
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Oct 2012 10:25    Post subject:
A good one today

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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Oct 2012 10:36    Post subject:
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Nov 2012 14:12    Post subject:
"I called the RSPCA yesterday, because a group of male ducks were gang raping a female duck"

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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Nov 2012 14:35    Post subject:
You need to drag her into some dark alley and shoot her.
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