Evil Dead (2013)
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Oct 2012 01:03    Post subject: Evil Dead (2013)
Here's one of those remakes you wish never happened.


One does not simply remake Evil Dead.
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Oct 2012 01:04    Post subject:
you have the original director on board and producers to make sure it's a horror movie.

and then you look at other shit sam raimi produced with his horror movie production house and it's just awful.

I'm down for this. it's not really a remake just a retelling. so no ash. all new people in a cabin in the woods who find a book they should've left alone.

Could be good. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Oct 2012 01:17    Post subject:
BLaM! wrote:
please not be modern bull shit jump at your scary and be filled with deep thick atmosphere



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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Oct 2012 01:24    Post subject:
Am I the only one who didn't like Evil Dead? I just never got with the spoof'y and silly humour Sad
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Oct 2012 01:32    Post subject:
first one was supposed to be serious
and then 2nd and 3rd ended up being comedies Sad

first one is laced with thick atmosphere and is scary at times.


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Oct 2012 01:34    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
first one was supposed to be serious


... and that's my point and mostly the reason why I didn't like it. It was supposed to be serious and yet it was full of spoof comedy Neutral The rest just devolved into pure comedy with no pretense of seriousness whatsoever.
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Oct 2012 02:01    Post subject:
Another day, another remake, holliwood STAHP Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Oct 2012 06:33    Post subject:
As a huge fan of Evil Dead - I still look forward to this one. Why? Well, cos Evil Dead 1 has not aged very well. I still love it, but I'd really like some better special effects.

Will they succeed in making a good remake?
Not sure...if they don't - ill just pretend it was never released...but if they do - blo-o-dy hell ill get happy Smile

I still think its funny how the "big" directors used to look down on Peter Jackson and Sam Raimi cos of their movies..and still, they made some of the biggest blockbusters of this century Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Oct 2012 10:08    Post subject:
Evil Dead, allways deliver a god laugh, love those comedy dark humor series.


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Oct 2012 20:55    Post subject:
Evil Dead Official Red Band Trailer #1

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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Oct 2012 21:00    Post subject:
looks graphic. me likey. looks like something aja could do in terms of gore. im excite.


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Oct 2012 21:20    Post subject:
holy shit, I want to watch it Very Happy...
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Oct 2012 21:39    Post subject:
I like what I see!


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Oct 2012 22:03    Post subject:
but where's the stop motion? the fog? the lulz? how is this evil dead? THEY RUINED IT!!!!!!!!!









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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Oct 2012 22:10    Post subject:
I like what I see too. But on the other hand it just kills the whole Evil Dead franchise. The current generation of spoiled brats will recognise this as true Evil Dead and will despise the old classics as stop motion shit lol wut


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Oct 2012 22:25    Post subject:
oh hush.... today i overheard teenagers humming halloween theme song and called it "some creepy song"


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Oct 2012 23:04    Post subject:
This one doesn't seem to have any of the tongue-in-cheek humour that enveloped Evil Dead. In fact, from the trailer it seems it's taking itself waaaay to serious.

If they do a sequel I bet the possessed hand smashing plates in Ash's head won't be used. In fact, it will probably be just as empty from the humour that made the Evil Dead movies what they became cult classics for.


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Oct 2012 23:39    Post subject:
Seems like I'm the only one who thinks that this looked terrible.... looked like just another teeny slasher movie instead of an demonic madhouse with some slapstick like the classics.

I wonder what they'll ruin next.... and @ Bruce... really?! I hope they at least paid you loads of cash to promote this...


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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Oct 2012 00:23    Post subject:
m3th0d2008 wrote:
Seems like I'm the only one who thinks that this looked terrible.... looked like just another teeny slasher movie instead of an demonic madhouse with some slapstick like the classics.

I wonder what they'll ruin next.... and @ Bruce... really?! I hope they at least paid you loads of cash to promote this...
the thing is EVIL DEAD is a cult move for one thing it crated a new genre a HORROR COMEDY ... this remake is only gore gore gore gore gore and no comedy at all

if they will not include this i will piss all over it


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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Oct 2012 00:33    Post subject:
They won't. this is much like evil dead 1 which was supposed to be a horror movie but due to the poor acting and some doofus moments it accidentally became a horror/comedy. 2nd was a full force comedy/horror and 3rd was a comedy.

i rewatched the first one recently (remember seeing it as a child the first time) and it was scary. if it had a budget it would've been real epic and real scary.

that's what this one is trying to be. a real scary monster horror movie rated r for ridiculous amount of gore. and it's shaping up nicely. if they do a sequel it'll also be gore filled rather than lulz filled.

movie will prolly suck acting wise Sad but it looks like it'll be a nice horror flick. and we do need real gore filled horror movies. there's nothing in this generation thats scary to look at. so stop hatin and hope that the tree rape scene will have awesome breasts of a busty 'teenager'.


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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Oct 2012 05:45    Post subject:
Im with WaldoJ on this one. Tbh Evil Dead wasnt ment to be comedy at all when it was first released (talking about the first one now ofc).
So I do hope its serious - however, if they do decide to make a sequel the will have to include dark comedy.


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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Oct 2012 08:01    Post subject:
Hfric wrote:
if they will not include this i will piss all over it


Nah... They won't include that but there will be homage to all parts. There's the tree rape scene, the car is the same as in original ones, there is a scene with a chainsaw and the scene were the main protagnoist cuts her hand off. But I'm cpt obvious here as all these scenes are in trailer.
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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Oct 2012 08:44    Post subject:
VonMisk wrote:
Hfric wrote:
if they will not include this i will piss all over it


Nah... They won't include that but there will be homage to all parts. There's the tree rape scene, the car is the same as in original ones, there is a scene with a chainsaw and the scene were the main protagnoist cuts her hand off. But I'm cpt obvious here as all these scenes are in trailer.


The car from the original one appears in every Raimi movie Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Oct 2012 08:52    Post subject:
Ankh wrote:
VonMisk wrote:
Hfric wrote:
if they will not include this i will piss all over it


Nah... They won't include that but there will be homage to all parts. There's the tree rape scene, the car is the same as in original ones, there is a scene with a chainsaw and the scene were the main protagnoist cuts her hand off. But I'm cpt obvious here as all these scenes are in trailer.


The car from the original one appears in every Raimi movie Smile

Cool. I ddin't know that
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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Oct 2012 23:16    Post subject:
didnt watch the trailer but if its another one of those pretty boy teen movies ill pass. I want to see realistic people not magazine models, sick of it.
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Oct 2012 01:25    Post subject:
Ass_Issues wrote:
didnt watch the trailer but if its another one of those pretty boy teen movies ill pass. I want to see realistic people not magazine models, sick of it.


maybe if you watched the trailer you would have answered your own question Wink


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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Oct 2012 03:26    Post subject:
ok i did and damn it it is Sad
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