Off to the toilet
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chiv




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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Oct 2012 11:18    Post subject: Off to the toilet
spicy chicken for dinner. wish me luck.


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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Oct 2012 11:41    Post subject:
Thank you for that most valuable information. My life wouldn't be the same if I hadn't known a guy from NZ is taking a shit at this very instant...


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Nalo
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Oct 2012 11:48    Post subject:
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Newty182




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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Oct 2012 19:06    Post subject:
Any pics? Laughing


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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Oct 2012 19:27    Post subject:
HDvideo link plz? (and not some crappy cam rip of it...and preferably the 3D version) and any outtakes as bonus footage if you recorded that too..


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Saner




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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Oct 2012 19:28    Post subject:
has he finished yet?


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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madness




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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Oct 2012 19:32    Post subject:
Saner wrote:
has he finished yet?


these things take time
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Oct 2012 19:38    Post subject:
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JBeckman
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Oct 2012 20:30    Post subject:
Is that the interior of the colon behind him? how unique. Very Happy
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Mikey5449
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Oct 2012 20:53    Post subject:
DXWarlock wrote:
HDvideo link plz? (and not some crappy cam rip of it...and preferably the 3D version) and any outtakes as bonus footage if you recorded that too..

I bet it's badass, like this:



Cool Face


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Who cares about gameplay. It's one of the few next-gen looking titles out there so BRING IT ON.
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fable2




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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Oct 2012 21:32    Post subject:
good luck man Smile

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huxanomaly2




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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Oct 2012 21:47    Post subject:
So, how was it? Did you have fun? Post some pics or something, come on!
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Ke1N




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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Oct 2012 21:51    Post subject:
Come out already chiv, i want to use the toilet...
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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Oct 2012 22:07    Post subject:
I had this last week.
Pizza was to spicy, so was my ass later


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monk3ybusin3ss




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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Oct 2012 22:22    Post subject:
did he died? Confused
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Frant
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Oct 2012 22:43    Post subject:
monk3ybusin3ss wrote:
did he died? Confused


I can only speak for myself but in my youth I decided to be tough and ate pickled VERY HOT chilis.... The pain was unbearable but passed.

The next day, which started with severe pain in my abdomen, I went to do my business.. and I truly wished I died. The pain was so excruciating.. much worse than it had been in the other end, the mouth. I learned a lesson that day.


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monk3ybusin3ss




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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Oct 2012 22:58    Post subject:
Frant wrote:
monk3ybusin3ss wrote:
did he died? Confused


I can only speak for myself but in my youth I decided to be tough and ate pickled VERY HOT chilis.... The pain was unbearable but passed.

The next day, which started with severe pain in my abdomen, I went to do my business.. and I truly wished I died. The pain was so excruciating.. much worse than it had been in the other end, the mouth. I learned a lesson that day.


We all been there. Sad
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Oct 2012 07:45    Post subject:
monk3ybusin3ss wrote:
Frant wrote:
monk3ybusin3ss wrote:
did he died? Confused


I can only speak for myself but in my youth I decided to be tough and ate pickled VERY HOT chilis.... The pain was unbearable but passed.

The next day, which started with severe pain in my abdomen, I went to do my business.. and I truly wished I died. The pain was so excruciating.. much worse than it had been in the other end, the mouth. I learned a lesson that day.


We all been there. Sad


No we haven't xD

I mean, I had experiences where I'd rather die than be on that toilet, but never because I ate something spicy Laughing


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Oct 2012 08:59    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
I hope Chiv has one of these


Very Happy


yea, the magical gandalf pills always help, you shall not pass through my colon, dark brood of the bowel depths!
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Acer




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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Oct 2012 09:39    Post subject:
So i noticed a hardening little thingy at the tip of my anus the other day. Looks like im in hemoroid heaven Very Happy


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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Oct 2012 09:57    Post subject:


3080 | ps5 pro

Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..."
SteamDRM-"Call of Duty is the symbol of the true perfection in every aspect. Call of Duty games are like Mozart's/Beethoven's symphonies"
deadpoetic-"are you new to the cyberspace?"
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Oct 2012 10:03    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:


Quote:
Prostate Friend ™

Get your own Prostate Friend ™ today and enjoyed eased bowel movements
due to effective rectal stimulation!

Prostate Friend ™

You will never need another friend!


i want one Sad
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