Fucking cats
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 18:24    Post subject: Fucking cats
My cat is a giant coward and as i always have my window open she sometimes jumps up from outside and she starts growling and such to other cats. Now there was this shit cat outside the window and i took my hand outside to try to scare him by beating my hand to the wall, but the fucker jumped and scratched my hand and now i'm bleeding :@
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HubU
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 18:31    Post subject:
You can't deal with the feline awesomeness!


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 18:33    Post subject:
stray cat. lawl good thing he didn't bite you. RABIES!!!!


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Aeon




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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 18:50    Post subject:
Aaah, what a nice cat Very Happy


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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 19:10    Post subject:
Aeon wrote:
Aaah, what a nice cat Very Happy


yeah, i wanted to break him in 2.
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 19:11    Post subject:
She feels secure with you :3

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Too bad one of them was like *challenge accepted* Sad
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 19:35    Post subject:
Opened the door and scared him off though. He wasn't as though then!
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Radicalus




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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 20:42    Post subject:
I hate cats. I probably always will - cowards, is what they are.

Dogs, now dogs are smart, social beings, that one can actually have a good time with. Dogs, fuck yeah!
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Aeon




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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 20:45    Post subject:
Cats, now cats are smart, social beings, that one can actually have a good time with. Cats, fuck yeah!

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Radicalus




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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 20:47    Post subject:
Oh no, you didn't!
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 20:58    Post subject:
Radicalus wrote:
I hate cats. I probably always will - cowards, is what they are.

Dogs, now dogs are smart, social beings, that one can actually have a good time with. Dogs, fuck yeah!


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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 21:02    Post subject:
Kenny, posts pics of your pussy! Smile
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 21:24    Post subject:
Cats are awesome. They might be selfish and not exactly perfect companions at times, but they're smart, clean, cool, funny and independent.

They don't need the presence of a human to survive, they will not take your command, they're free! Very Happy
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deelix
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 21:26    Post subject:
Cats are indeed awesome, and more importantly independent! Wink

Im way to lazy to own a dog Wink
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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 21:31    Post subject:
Cats are awesome and smart, don't fuck with them ...
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BloodySpy




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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 21:46    Post subject:
There's a golden rule regarding cats and dogs who are fighting ... the humans must not interfere. They will always get scratched or bitten.
I did the same stupid thing when my dog was fighting a dobermann, and i got bitten right on the arse by him. Anti-rabies vaccine FTW after...
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 21:51    Post subject:
and if possible proceed kicking the dog in the jaw.
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BloodySpy




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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 21:53    Post subject:
That still didn't save me from the dreaded vaccine. Hurts like a bitch 'cause for some reason they stuck the needle in my belly.
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Radicalus




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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 22:28    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
...they will not take your command, they're too stupid for that kind of shizzle! Very Happy


I fixed it, according to science.
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Sep 2012 23:45    Post subject:
Radicalus wrote:
I fixed it, according to science.



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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Sep 2012 00:17    Post subject:
Radicalus wrote:
ixigia wrote:
...they will not take your command, they're too stupid for that kind of shizzle! Very Happy


I fixed it, according to science.

Don't let them fool you, just because they keep sleeping doesn't mean that they're not aware of your desperate attempts to catch their attention! They simply don't give a fuck about anything, and I deeply admire them for this. Laughing
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Sep 2012 05:33    Post subject: Re: Fucking cats
Stormwolf wrote:
My cat is a giant coward and as i always have my window open she sometimes jumps up from outside and she starts growling and such to other cats. Now there was this shit cat outside the window and i took my hand outside to try to scare him by beating my hand to the wall, but the fucker jumped and scratched my hand and now i'm bleeding :@


Uh...your not very used to cats?


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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Sep 2012 09:05    Post subject:
Cats, what a bunch of niggaz Very Happy



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