Another short poem
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Acer




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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jun 2012 14:15    Post subject: Another short poem
Just thought it up at work:


I like my pain and misery. Without them I'd lose my sanity.


Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jun 2012 14:52    Post subject:
I need it so, come at me bro.


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fisk




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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jun 2012 18:40    Post subject:
Oh me too:

A barn foot cancer, rampage like a Seat Lancer.


Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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couleur
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jun 2012 18:56    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
Oh me too:

A barn foot cancer, rampage like a Seat Lancer.


Laughing
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Acer




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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jun 2012 19:17    Post subject:
We need a Dead Humpers Society thread, theres some real talent here!


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monty23




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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jun 2012 19:28    Post subject:
I took my persian cat for a de-mat, he wasn't very happy about that.
Although in retrospect I think he appreciates the decision was made for his overall well-being, and welfare. And his hair (fur).

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fisk




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jun 2012 14:46    Post subject:
I play my poop-chute like Bacchus played his meat flute,
scoring in senseless rhythms, causing electric conditions.
The smell in the air a nostril fanfare, like the whole district of Lancastershire,
some people call it shit, I call it liquid neglected and legit.
It is the past digest, I press it with my chest, like a blessed dispossessed.


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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jun 2012 17:05    Post subject:
The troll with no face
Preaching what to embrace
Proved to be a nutcase
But he don't care
His bullshit he'll always share
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jun 2012 17:31    Post subject:
a superstitiously obnoxious desert rat
pondering on the effectiveness of self-induced invincibility
what
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HubU
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jun 2012 17:53    Post subject:
Your mood seems fey, and your poems are gay


"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." ~Berthold Auerbach
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fisk




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jun 2012 18:52    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
The troll with no face
Preaching what to embrace
Proved to be a nutcase
But he don't care
His bullshit he'll always share


You're writing poems about him now, is this love?



Yes, yes I'm back.
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