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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 04:06    Post subject: eugh
Girlfriend gets sick yesterday. screams all night from pain stomach. fever goes up and down. breaks near the 39 mark. We go to the clinic in the morning. They find a hard mass. We go home. Gotta deliver stool sample. All's done. Doc's havent' given her anything for the pain. I'm cool with that, i'm the boyfriend... I handle this shit. However, I get sick too... Neutral fever Laughing headache... How can I be the man i need to be when I'm sick? WHAT THE HELL GOD! FUCK YOU!


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 07:03    Post subject: Re: eugh
WaldoJ wrote:
How can I be the man i need to be when I'm sick? WHAT THE HELL GOD! FUCK YOU!


1. There is no god
2. IF you ARE a man, you don't stop being such just because you get a little sick


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 10:00    Post subject:
dont worry about the gf's pain,) women can take twice or more of that than a guy can its an apparent proven fact. Even though she is in same pains you will be the one needing looking after as you wont be able to tolerate this as well as she can. Razz
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 12:33    Post subject:
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WaldoJ wrote:

2. IF you ARE a man, you don't stop being such just because you get a little sick


you do stop when you pass out from the fever Sad but a few ibuprofen helped with the fever \o/


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 12:50    Post subject:
when in doubt about the hardships in life remember that you can always fuck her in teh butt!


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 12:54    Post subject:
not with poop streaming out of it like water


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 12:57    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
not with poop streaming out of it like water



Thats what is called a slippery sloap Cool Face


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 12:58    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 12:59    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 13:36    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
dont worry about the gf's pain,) women can take twice or more of that than a guy can its an apparent proven fact. Even though she is in same pains you will be the one needing looking after as you wont be able to tolerate this as well as she can. Razz


I read that's not true and that women experience pain in a different way to men.


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 13:56    Post subject:
her pains sound a lot like them ones i used to have before needing operation... from personel experiance i can say that they're paralyzing, but they don't make you scream out in pain every 45 minutes Laughing that's right... every 45 minutes she has to shit water out her ass and screams in pain cause of the stomach. can't eat, can't do anything, giving her ipubrofen only keeps the temp down. woman barely slept in 2 days \o/ today they better call from clinic and tell her what wrong \o/ cause i'll be at work Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 14:36    Post subject:
Get well ASAP! Take care of yourself and the future missus. Smile



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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 15:21    Post subject:
Well, what's wrong? She has a bug inside the tummy, don't you think?

Normally, intestine problems are hard but short. For example, you take a regular shit, then there's some liquid shit all of a sudden. That's a body's defense mechanism to get rid quickly of bugs or food poisining. In the medical sector sometimes called a 'intestine reset'. Instead of absorbing the nutrients, just flush it all out. Once it is out, the body quickly recovers. i.e. next day, you have solid shit.

If the liquid is persisiting, i.e. more than 1-2-3 days. You have seeeeeeeeerious problems. An infection that does not get fixed, tissue damage inside, etc. Visit a doctor/hospital ASAP. If it ain't fixing itself in 2 days, it won't fix itself in 10 days.
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 15:27    Post subject:
it's on day 3 now... we're going to the hospital... Neutral called the clinic and the stool sample will take 2 - 3 weeks Neutral and ultra sound came back 'normal' Neutral


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 16:08    Post subject:
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it's on day 3 now... we're going to the hospital... Neutral called the clinic and the stool sample will take 2 - 3 weeks Neutral and ultra sound came back 'normal' Neutral


wtf 2-3 weeks why Confused are they doing a culture.


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 16:09    Post subject:
Cause in canadia if you're not drying right now the tests don't matter Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 16:12    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 16:13    Post subject:
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Cause in canadia if you're not drying right now the tests don't matter Razz


that's some bs , don't know if you can buy something for the diarrhea without a prescription in Canada because no one can stay like that all this time , oh well i hope she gets well and you too
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 16:14    Post subject:
Razz got distracted by the screaming girlfriend. sue me Laughing

but yah Neutral


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 16:15    Post subject:
Are you at the hospital yet? Go, quickly.


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 16:17    Post subject:
woman is in too much pain and wants to kill me whenever i try to rush her lol.


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 17:16    Post subject:
Ps. also its blowjob week. lol.
The red and brown tides meet \°/

Every nurse here looks like a pink power ranger. fucking twilight zone.vibe.


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 17:56    Post subject:
lol @ blowjob week. #doingitwrong

Waldo, I had the same thing happen to me (pain in stomach, shit every 45 minutes non-stop, all liquid). It was living hell, I ended up in the hospital for 2 days due to dehydration (stomach couldn't keep water down).

It was food poisoning.


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 19:29    Post subject:
they gave her cancer patient medicine for nausea Neutral lol seems to be working... pain starts and then quickly stops.


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 20:31    Post subject:
Didn't they find out what is wrong?


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 20:32    Post subject:
Listen...
1-Man up
2- walk it off...

That is all!


Hopefully my advice fixes the situation immediately, if not better within 5 minutes then repeat steps 1 and 2 continuously until better ( or dead from exhaustion)
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th May 2012 20:42    Post subject:
yeah that's what i used to do when i had my liver failing. it worked on me. didn't really work on her Neutral just cussed me out Laughing

they don't know what's wrong. just medication to stop the stomach pain \o/ WALDO WILL HAVE A FULL NIGHTS SLEEP! Very Happy

however... with the diarrhoea and such other bloody things... the building administration decided to fix someones leaky faucet in a few of the apartments \o/ they shut off the water \o/ this week is even better and better!!


They;ll prolly find out what was wrong in a few weeks when they examine the stool sample.


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