I'm weak....
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xxax
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 01:08    Post subject: I'm weak....
So i have a date with this girl today, i arrive a bit drunk, we talk bla bla bla, we go to meet her friends after a while we make out, after some time we start talking mine place or hers, then her boyfriend calls, so she disappears. Anyway i get tired of waiting on her, so i walk home and with me is walking this chick who's been checking me all night, hot as fuck. And me, the weakling that i am, don't chat her up.... Seriously.... I'm pathetic.

If i could turn back time....
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 01:14    Post subject:
what would i do differently? Laughing


it ain't weakness... bitch had a boyfriend... no need to date a slut who had a dick in her mouth before she kissed you hello. and the broad checkin' you out, you just pussed out. you ain't a fella who'll go to a club and pick up a girl and have her on your dick by the end of the night. so fuck that. get yourself a good girl, a common girl, a decent girl, and have fun.

if you want to pick up wet girl from the bar and then havin' them fuck you w/o knowing how to spell your last name, then by all means GROW SOME BALLS!


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xxax
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 01:19    Post subject:
I don't care about the one with the boyfriend... She's good... I don't have to deal with this whole relationship thing.

But I'm disappointed in myself about the second one. She looked better than the one with the boyfriend (althou the BF one was, how should i put it, fuckable as hell, maybe even more so than the second one) and i didn't do anything... I'm a pussy Sad
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 01:27    Post subject:
well... look at it this way, either you jump in and you hit the water or you jump in and you don't. Either way you ain't gonna die. It's not gonna kill you. You either get wet or you don't. That's it. Nothing should stop you. You're doing this to yourself because of some bullshit thing you read / seen / heard about / experienced and it's gutting you up. The other sex isn't going to kill you. It's either going to say no, or yes. It's a 50/50 chance. You have nothing to lose. you'll never have anything to lose. remember that. You only miss out when you don't step up and prove to yourself that you can at least say hi to a girl.


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xxax
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 01:37    Post subject:
Meh i know all of that. I don't have a problem chatting up women. I still don't fucking know why i didn't do this to this one thou. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 01:37    Post subject:
xxax, I Am Disappoint


nah, it's cool , hopefully you'll have another chance soon...carpe diem!
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Nhiumewyn
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 01:45    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
xxax, I Am Disappoint


nah, it's cool , hopefully you'll have another chance soon...carpe diem!


I believe you mean, carpe noctem? Laughing
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xxax
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 01:47    Post subject:
Nhiumewyn wrote:
ixigia wrote:
xxax, I Am Disappoint


nah, it's cool , hopefully you'll have another chance soon...carpe diem!


I believe you mean, carpe noctem? Laughing


More like seize fuck all....
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 03:10    Post subject:
more like chloroform


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I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 03:15    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
more like chloroform


you would know all about that Wink Wink


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xxax
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th May 2012 09:42    Post subject:
Shit now to top it off I have a massive hangover... Great...
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