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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 15:44    Post subject: Strange looking dude wanted to buy my ATV...
He just came to my door... at first I tought he was a door salesman because he carried a brief case. Then I understood he wanted to buy my ATV because he pointed at it and said "buy" Laughing
He had the WORST english ever. And he had a laminated paper with his name on it Laughing The rest of the paper made no sense... some Norwegian im pretty sure he have translated from his language via some web translator. "morther" and "I like iceream" in Norwegian, together with other random words Confused Confused

Suddenly he just said 1000 NOK... I was like... erm no. Its very expensive, its a 500cc. And he finally understood that I didn't want to sell it, and certainly not for the price of a kids bike! After he said goodbye and walked away... he came back to look at my ATV. Very closely and from different angles. Really looked like he studied it for some purpose.... :/

I need to get a proper lock for it... I know ill be watching out for a eastern european truck backing into our driveway tonight :/
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 15:48    Post subject:
Don't laugh Sabin, that was a mean thing you did...trolling deelix in real life like that Cool Face


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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 15:48    Post subject:
He looked pretty damn retarded too, and between.... not sentences, but WORDS he just smiled like a mad man.


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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 15:53    Post subject:
He must have heard about your PG13 penis and the ATV was just an excuse to hit on you Very Happy Laughing

PS. that would also explain the "I like ice cream" xD


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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 15:57    Post subject:
damnit, I meant PG13, girls only!!! Crying or Very sad
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 15:58    Post subject:
I told my wife and she damn near wet herself laughing at the "pointed and said Buy!" comment Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 16:13    Post subject:
Probably just a slow guy.. if he wanted to steal your ATV it would probably be gone by now Razz
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 16:16    Post subject:
JahLux wrote:
Probably just a slow guy.. if he wanted to steal your ATV it would probably be gone by now Razz


he gonna wait till it's night
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 16:19    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 16:21    Post subject:
Get a gun, day off work leave your bike on the front and camp out all night waiting for him.

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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 16:23    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 16:40    Post subject:
unless he meant inches..

best lock up that ATV and put a GPS tracker on it
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 17:31    Post subject:
JahLux wrote:
Probably just a slow guy.. if he wanted to steal your ATV it would probably be gone by now Razz
Crossing my fingers... I just hope he doesn't tell his romanian/lithuanian friends Sad

My nearest neighbor is 250 meters away... so its a great spot for thieves. I need a shotgun damnit! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 17:34    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
JahLux wrote:
Probably just a slow guy.. if he wanted to steal your ATV it would probably be gone by now Razz
Crossing my fingers... I just hope he doesn't tell his romanian/lithuanian friends Sad

My nearest neighbor is 250 meters away... so its a great spot for thieves. I need a shotgun damnit! Very Happy


do you live in norway or eastern europe?
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 17:36    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
I need a shotgun damnit! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 18:26    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
JahLux wrote:
Probably just a slow guy.. if he wanted to steal your ATV it would probably be gone by now Razz
Crossing my fingers... I just hope he doesn't tell his romanian friends Sad

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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 20:16    Post subject:
ok ok... he might be polish, but I didn't want to offend garus and end up on his racist list with Ankh Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 20:49    Post subject:
Could have been checking you out (not in that way) to see how easy it would be to steal the ATV later on. Did he ask any other questions?

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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 20:51    Post subject:
Buy!
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 20:54    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 20:59    Post subject:
hope u phoned local pigs to at least let it be recorded ur concerned..
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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 21:11    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:
Could have been checking you out (not in that way) to see how easy it would be to steal the ATV later on. Did he ask any other questions?
Sabin is actually right Laughing That and "1000kr?" was the only clear words I heard :/

He mumbled something while he was walking away but im not sure if it was english or not. Really freaky behavior...

I parked my car infront of it (so its boxed in), so they got to work pretty hard to steal it now at least Smile
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 21:19    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Mar 2012 21:24    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
I parked my car infront of it (so its boxed in), so they got to work pretty hard to steal it now at least Smile


now they are gonna steal your car too! damn
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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Mar 2012 07:27    Post subject:
so did my wish come true? Very Happy or is the ATV still there?




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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Mar 2012 07:37    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
I need a shotgun damnit! Very Happy

What you need is a pumpaction Smug

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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Mar 2012 08:00    Post subject:
I'm here to report some sad news - the ATV wasn't stolen, but deelix was. He was brought to Poland to work as a sex slave. He is now called "Peaches".

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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Mar 2012 08:09    Post subject:
Well good news then, someone is going to have more anal sex than he could have ever asked for Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Mar 2012 09:42    Post subject:
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Well good news then, someone is going to have more anal sex than he could have ever asked for Very Happy


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