Seems these folks are changing tactics, every time there were two grannies and as soon as you open the door they bombarded you with "We would like to talk with you about Jesus".
But this time it was different, one granny and extreme cute long legged chick in unzipped winter coat and unbuttoned blouse with nice boobs While I was starring, girl kept talking about evil of social networks and managed to trick me to say 'Yes', to whatever I want to talk about such evil.
As she pulled the pamphlet and I noticed "Jehovah" word, I regained my senses and told her 'Wow, nope not interested anymore'. She become a little sad and ever more cute
- 'But you've just told you were interested'
- 'I am so sorry but in my thoughts I was somewhere else at that moment'
- 'At least tell me you agree that describing every tiny details of your whole life on FaceBook is a sin'
- 'Yes, wholly agree'
She become so happy and said that mine soul still could be saved
I used to live in a place, some time ago, where they'd come by regularly, and they sent different people. The last one, which ever came, let slip, that they simply thought the only reason I didn't take their message in my heart, is because I didn't like the people they sent over. True, I did try to be polite at first, when sending them away - I'm usually polite. So when I realized they think this way, I just outright told the guy, that if he leaves me his pamphlets, I would literally wipe my ass with them. Finally this shocked them so much, that they never came around again.
Now, I'm not a person to be so vile, but they came like every other week for like three years, and I could not get them to stop. Persistent fuckers, these.
I know some jehovas witnesses. they don't knock on our door, because my friends told them not to.
yea, I have some JW friends. But they're not that bad, I mean, I don't agree with their religion and I can't talk about religion stuff with them...it's pointless, I already tried it. But we hang out sometimes, drinking beer, playing pool / fifa or even playing soccer with them when the weather is fine... etc.
...and yes, they have really hot chicks. one of them has a sister and she is reeeeeaallly hot/cute. I even went to a wedding, that was the most awkward wedding ever.... the people who knew me and the other non-jehova guys, were friendly to us, but everyone else clearly hated us / they saw us as scum.
oh and they use facebook like everyone else....they even use iphones / ipads & etc.
I am sorry but any person who is fanatic about religion is a clown to me. Especially in our times, when so many more things can be explained compared to at least 100years ago.
I belive there is no true religion anywhere in the world. All what we use now has been made up by crazy fucking money popes and by writers thousands of years ago.
Werent egyptians or Mesopotamia the first to have religion? So if they were first, then why in the hell would later religions be true?
Holy Bible is a literature and most of it can't even be confirmed. So... We are not sure if jesus existed but we have 4k years older than him pyramids which doesnt mean shit?
I am not saying that egyptians religion is true, but its the only logical thing, if we consider religion to be a thing at all. If trie religion really starter 2k years ago, then .. are all the people before that fucked?
My guess is that people just have to belive in something, becouse they were not able to explain wordld around them and basicly becouse it would give them hope that gods would help them. And its true that if you really belive in something, chances of it happening grows
But we shouldnt have those conversations in our times. good/evil? Satan/god ? yeah right.
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Werent egyptians or Mesopotamia the first to have religion?
Nope. Cavemen had animism (everything is related to spirits), and they used cave paining as part of rituals before hunts, having shamans, worshiping totems and idols (like those small figurines depicting a pregnant, big breasted woman which were fertility totems), etc.
Religion was always about trying to explain we know nothing about. But thanks to science that thing is getting ever so smaller and now god retreated to this "outside time", "intangible spirit" and other similar nonsense bullshit.
Paraphrasing here, but:
"In the biblical times, God created the world and parted seas. In Roman times, he healed a few sick people and raised a few dead. In medieval times he gave a few nutjobs wounds on their hands. Today he appears on toast."
She was my first serious GF. Had sex for the first time, went out for like 3 years. Then all of a sudden she tells me we have to stop having sex. Im like WTf?? Says she wants to get back into her religion and see her family again. Im like WTF religion where you. She say JW.
I actually went to some of there meetings because i thought i was in love. Its was ok for about 80% of it, but the other 20% was batshit crazy cult shit.
I guess she technically wasn't a JW when i was sleeping with her. But i love telling the story that my first was a JW. LOL She was hot and had an amazing body. Now she is married, 2 kids and well, all fat and homely.
i lived in a place they came to a few times a month. one day i got into a pretty interesting argument with the old lady they sent, and that started them on a steady flow every single sunday, without fail. they occasionally sent a cute girl, or a pair of them once. i got sick of it though so one sunday they came while i was still in bed, sleeping off a long night of partying. i decided to just get up and answer in my underwear looking like hell. they sent a younger girl and a hideous old hag. the younger girl went red and couldnt talk, occasionally staring. the old lady could see this wasnt a good time but i intentionally started a debate. eventually she couldnt take any more of my pale nearly naked flesh and disengaged, dragging the stunned young lady away by the arm. problem solved
i lived in a place they came to a few times a month. one day i got into a pretty interesting argument with the old lady they sent, and that started them on a steady flow every single sunday, without fail. they occasionally sent a cute girl, or a pair of them once. i got sick of it though so one sunday they came while i was still in bed, sleeping off a long night of partying. i decided to just get up and answer in my underwear looking like hell. they sent a younger girl and a hideous old hag. the younger girl went red and couldnt talk, occasionally staring. the old lady could see this wasnt a good time but i intentionally started a debate. eventually she couldnt take any more of my pale nearly naked flesh and disengaged, dragging the stunned young lady away by the arm. problem solved
you should of looked at the younger, started licking ur lips a little and rubbing urself.. the elder would of dragged themselves aways alot faster im sure...
In the city, that I live only one group are weirder - the scientologists. I once ran in to a few of them as they were protesting an event, their blind hate really scared me. I could easily imagine all of them cutting and slicing people up, just because the ghost of L Ron Hubbard told them to ...
you should of looked at the younger, started licking ur lips a little and rubbing urself.. the elder would of dragged themselves aways alot faster im sure...
haha no i was trying to test the limit of her conviction by starting a debate and seeing how long she would stay to argue given the fact that i was in my underwear. i have read a lot of religious texts and other studies and books on religion so i can usually talk these people into a frenzy or get them running round in circles trying to justify their own ideals (even brought a few to question them). she held out for much longer than i would have thought. i actually got the feeling that if she didnt have a blushing, staring ~15 year old girl with her, that she would have had no problem arguing with me until one of us ran out of breath...
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