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WaldoJ
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FUUUUUU!!
shit fucker stings.
waited too long.
soap got in my eye. felt the brun.
couldn't rinse on time. when i rinsed it was too late. eye is all red and constantly tearing up. fucking shit hurts to blink too. fuuuuu! and its making my left nostril run.
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| Posted: Sun, 26th Feb 2012 18:55 Post subject: |
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I guess its better than sperm.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Sun, 26th Feb 2012 19:03 Post subject: |
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well sperm you can wash off and it'll only sting for a long time if you're allergic to it. otherwise it won't sting as much as soap. so no... it's not better than sperm. it's worse than sperm. it's almost as bad as getting soap trapped inside your penis. shit burns for a day and a half 
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| Posted: Sun, 26th Feb 2012 19:09 Post subject: |
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Water with soap in the ear is way worse. I feel like I need a plumber then
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| Posted: Sun, 26th Feb 2012 19:14 Post subject: |
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| KillerCrocker wrote: | | Lathieza wrote: | | I guess its better than sperm. |
Some experience there I see  |
Nope, but if i had to choose i prefer soap over sperm any day 
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Sun, 26th Feb 2012 19:23 Post subject: |
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it's those quick drying soaps
lol. it's all gone now. had to flush it with eye drops and all sorts of things. watched the lion king bit where mufassa dies just to get the tear duct going \o/
@sabsab, if you only knew 
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| Posted: Mon, 27th Feb 2012 07:58 Post subject: |
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I know the feeling Waldo.
My awesome shampoo is not tearless. Fucking hurts. And I can never find a towel fast emough.
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| Posted: Mon, 27th Feb 2012 10:48 Post subject: |
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whelp.. this thread ruined my evening.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 27th Feb 2012 14:26 Post subject: |
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| difm wrote: | | WaldoJ wrote: | | it's worse than sperm. it's almost as bad as getting soap trapped inside your penis. shit burns for a day and a half |
What the shit, man. How the hell did you manage to do this? |
i try my best to be a very clean individual. So there are some obvious accidents here and there.
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tonizito
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| Posted: Mon, 27th Feb 2012 15:10 Post subject: |
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| WaldoJ wrote: | | i try my best to be a very clean individual. So there are some obvious accidents here and there. |
Right right, "accidents"...
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| Posted: Mon, 27th Feb 2012 15:23 Post subject: |
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| tonizito wrote: | | WaldoJ wrote: | | i try my best to be a very clean individual. So there are some obvious accidents here and there. |
Right right, "accidents"...
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| Posted: Mon, 27th Feb 2012 16:46 Post subject: |
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Edited as I can't tell what is and what isn't allowed here on these forums anymore.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 27th Feb 2012 17:23 Post subject: |
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that sounds rather racist to me...
not sure if i should report.
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| Posted: Mon, 27th Feb 2012 17:27 Post subject: |
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You're joking? It's not meant to be racist. Lots of people here use the N word all the time.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 27th Feb 2012 17:29 Post subject: |
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Yeah? So? Just cause lots of people here look at pornographic images containing underage hentai characters doesn't mean everyone should do it too.
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| Posted: Tue, 28th Feb 2012 00:38 Post subject: |
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waldo, you're supposed to say it "sounds racial". thats how they say it. do it right or dont do it at all.
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| Posted: Tue, 28th Feb 2012 14:09 Post subject: |
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its better to have soap in your eye than dick on your ass...
Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
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| Posted: Tue, 28th Feb 2012 14:55 Post subject: |
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What about soap in your ass and dick in the eye?
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