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 Posted: Sun, 26th Feb 2012 11:11 Post subject: Sneezing and farting |
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Its a terrible combination when happening the same time.  
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chiv
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| Posted: Sun, 26th Feb 2012 11:17 Post subject: |
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really? i find its most opportunistic, because the sneeze disguises the fart.
plus, its an incredibly freeing sensation... the sneeze-fart may actually be one of mans finest inventions.
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| Posted: Sun, 26th Feb 2012 11:22 Post subject: |
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Dude, don't know about you but it feels like it rips a new hole.
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tonizito
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| Posted: Sun, 26th Feb 2012 11:26 Post subject: |
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| Lathieza wrote: | | Dude, don't know about you but it feels like it rips a new hole. |
What?
So you were able to do it without blowing up your asshole? 
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| Posted: Sun, 26th Feb 2012 11:27 Post subject: |
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Nicest if you have loose stools too...
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| Posted: Sun, 26th Feb 2012 11:27 Post subject: |
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No but i think Chiv can
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Neon
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chiv
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| Posted: Sun, 26th Feb 2012 12:20 Post subject: |
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probably got busted. he was always making those strange paedophile threads, remember?
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| Posted: Sun, 26th Feb 2012 12:27 Post subject: |
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| chiv wrote: | | really? i find its most opportunistic, because the sneeze disguises the fart.. |
Thats the problem. What real man wants to hide his awesome fart?
Farting is the coolest thing a person can do!
I hate you.
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WaldoJ
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the coolest thing a person can do is ejaculate.
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Sin317
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| Posted: Sun, 26th Feb 2012 14:35 Post subject: |
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the thing i hate most when sneezing, is when you "know" a big one is coming and you KNOW there will be stuff flying around so you try to reach for something (paper, towl, anything) before you sneeze and you are too late.
But the worst isnt that (or if) something comes out, but that you sneeze so fucking hard, that it physicly hurts like hell and you have the impression your nose just exploded (and it hurts for like minute like hell).
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| Posted: Sun, 26th Feb 2012 14:47 Post subject: |
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@Sin317
Yeah i was talking about the pain part. The stuff thats flying around i really don't recognise
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ixigia
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| Posted: Sun, 26th Feb 2012 14:48 Post subject: |
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| Neon wrote: | | For a moment I thought I was in Rofl_Mao's topic What happened to him anyway? |
He probably got tired of trolling us after he lost all the credibility  ...or what Chiv said
About sneezing and farting at the same time, it's in my to-do list since forever but my mean body doesn't let me experience it  |
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| Posted: Sun, 26th Feb 2012 14:49 Post subject: |
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@Ixigia
You must have an interesting to-do list
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Sun, 26th Feb 2012 14:51 Post subject: |
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i hate it when i sneeze and my entire body aches after lol.
or my shoulder
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chiv
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| Posted: Sun, 26th Feb 2012 14:59 Post subject: |
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i hate it when you're right on the edge of a sneeze, then some asshole coughs or says something, and in that moment you get distracted, and you lose your sneeze. fucking hate that.
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| Posted: Sun, 26th Feb 2012 17:11 Post subject: |
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Sneeze + shitting = Torpedo
“The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.”
- Albert Camus
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Sin317
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| Posted: Sun, 26th Feb 2012 17:13 Post subject: |
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farting + diarrea
worse ^^
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