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Arukardo




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Dec 2011 14:47    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
nerrd wrote:
gameplay vid -

I Am Disappoint

And they have the bravery to ask almost 40 lizards for it. Laughing

Well, it's just one part of the game Cool Face
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Dec 2011 15:36    Post subject:

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Overlord123




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Dec 2011 15:38    Post subject:
mike20599 wrote:
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I think you have to preorder to get the link. If you mean illegally, it's not allowed to request such things here.
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JBeckman
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Dec 2011 12:09    Post subject:
Having tested the beta a bit it plays somewhat similar to BoneTown but the mechanics are a bit altered to fit the new theme and things are a bit less linear (There is a sandbox / fantasy mode though you'll likely want to beat the story once - on hard difficulty ideally - to unlock more stuff for it.) game still retains the same humor style and sex based gameplay but with a variety of improvements and a bit of streamlining.

Oh and they kinda make fun of or ridicule all sorts of franchises and stereotypes and the language is so crude it would probably get a AO rating by itself. Razz
(Warcraft / Starcraft are the more prominent seen by the artwork and characters but there's a bit of warhammer, various shows and a number of other games as well such as Halo.)

Bit simple but quite funny, this is the patched build also so it feels quite finished but there's a number of issues to correct still based on the forums.

http://forum.d-dub.com/showthread.php?165-Version-1.0.2-Patch-Available


(And on the price point I found it quite cheap compared to say the Japanese titles that retail for like close to 60$ - not to mention the real hardcore fans that import boxed editions for like a 100$ or more, heh.)

(And of course retail games which hover around 50 to 70 USD.)

 Spoiler:
 
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Dec 2011 12:27    Post subject:
JBeckman wrote:
(And on the price point I found it quite cheap compared to say the Japanese titles that retail for like close to 60$ - not to mention the real hardcore fans that import boxed editions for like a 100$ or more, heh.)

Do we want to know why you know this? Razz Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Dec 2011 12:58    Post subject:
I used to be browsing Hongfire and similar fansites. Smile
(And Jlist, never bought anything though as the products are fairly "weird" - http://www.jlist.com/category/822 )
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2012 02:46    Post subject:
Are You Serious

.... so.... wait... it's not a game about customizing an army limb by limb and sending them out to reap the enemy?

where exactly is the "craft" in a bishoujo? (yes i play anything too, shut up! ) "what color shall your penis be sir?" or what?
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dezztroy




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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2012 03:03    Post subject:
"Craft" as in "Starcraft" and "Warcraft".
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fuckit
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2012 04:43    Post subject:
so as in "we wanted to make a shit game to hopefully trick someone into associating it with minecraft"
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dezztroy




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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2012 04:53    Post subject:
fuckit wrote:
so as in "we wanted to make a shit game to hopefully trick someone into associating it with minecraft"


Uh, no.
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2012 06:04    Post subject:
It's a parody comedy mixing several titles together and making fun of them (Legal battle soon following I guess.), via the power of porn or some such, I like the game as I find it funny, sex is a interesting concept but I don't find it to be the main reason I like the game as much as for the comedy and overall humor, it's a bit crude (I like crude humor though.) but it works quite well.
(And it's all about your balls in this game too.)

EDIT: Or some such, I'm a bit sick and have only slept around four hours today so I'm making even less sense than usual.

EDIT: It's a fuck powered action game if that makes any sense, you use sex to heal and various items (Ammo and fuel) to power up while killing most anything and fulfilling mission objectives, so far they're rather simple but quite varied. Smile
(And money to upgrade your character and uh learn new techniques of the erotic arts or what to call that.)
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2012 06:22    Post subject:
Looks 100x better than WoW.. sign me up lol
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2012 06:47    Post subject:
I thought people in WoW tended to emulate this sort of thing, although Blizzard has apparently had enough and things quieted down a little.
(Perhaps it'll pick up again when everyone heads to Nova China in that new expansion.)
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2012 10:27    Post subject:
so... this really isn't jack shit beyond slander & defamation lawsuit bait?

not like it could be much else, i find it hard to believe this is an actual game even more so after watching the trailer and they pretty accurately hit the head on the nail satiring at least one major blizzard character from SC2.
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Jan 2012 05:11    Post subject:
So, it's out, isn't it Cool Face

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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Jan 2012 08:19    Post subject:
*waiting for THETA* Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Jan 2012 10:11    Post subject:
m3th0d2008 wrote:
So, it's out, isn't it Cool Face


Was released about two - three days ago for those who pre-ordered, one or two days ago for the general release.

It's not that bad if you compare it to Bonetown but the 1.0.3 patch artificially increased the game length by making some of the grinding tasks more difficult and longer which is unfortunate, this release version is 1.0.4 but I'm unsure what has changed.


EDIT: All it uses is that (SecuROM?) online activation system so a scene (or otherwise) release is probably not too far off, not that I would know but the protection doesn't seem that severe.
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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 10:54    Post subject:
BoneCraft-SKIDROW

In your language: Eat lead, laddies!

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K0tY




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 13:25    Post subject:
This is the first time i must say "WTF" on game, words cant describe how much random this title is. I feel like i saw everything in ym life now, and can gladly die.
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djaoni




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 13:28    Post subject:
So you missed BoneTown?
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demde




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 13:37    Post subject:
They forgot letter "r" after the first word Laughing
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djaoni




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 13:39    Post subject:
demde wrote:
They forgot letter "r" after the first word Laughing


No, they did not.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bone
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Tarek




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 14:07    Post subject:
Wheres all the screenshots! common show us your progress! ... oh w8
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JBeckman
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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 14:16    Post subject:
I put up several in that above spoiler, that was back in the beta though and the game is a bit different now.
(Should be 1.0.4 if I'm not mistaken, beta was 1.0.0 to 1.0.3.)
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riptide77




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 16:13    Post subject:
OMG, Bonecraft has been cracked!

Is the game actually ANY good? I mean apart from the nekkid chicks you get to bang is there anything going for it?

Edit: anyone else getting a 0xc0000005 error when starting the game?
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riptide77




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 16:24    Post subject:
Can't take any screens since the game crashes for me at launch. Very Happy

edit: lolozaur you sneaky bastard, you deleted your post asking for screenshots of the game!

oh, and the EXE file version is listed as 1, 0, 0, 0
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dakiller




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 17:04    Post subject:
riptide77 wrote:
OMG, Bonecraft has been cracked!

Is the game actually ANY good? I mean apart from the nekkid chicks you get to bang is there anything going for it?

Edit: anyone else getting a 0xc0000005 error when starting the game?


Same issue.....
damn! looked like a laugh heheheh
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riptide77




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 17:09    Post subject:
Yeah, the game is tongue in cheek more than anything, a blatant parody of WoW even though WoW players tended to emulate sex until Blizzard put a stop to it, then they probably migrated to Second Life.

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dakiller




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 17:16    Post subject:
took a look around , don't see a single soul who could launch this release, hopefully crackfix soon
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riptide77




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2012 17:20    Post subject:
Might be a problem with 32bit systems - I'm on XP 32 bit SP3.

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