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cheat2win




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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 08:08    Post subject:
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Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers? @ Christwire (troll site)
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Before the player gets to take control of his avatar, they are asked to create a character, which is purely the liberal’s way of teaching out kids that modifying and gender changing one’s self is fun and normal.

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[When] the player is free they will spend the next 400 hours robbing people, killing villagers, crafting sexual items, fornicate with elves and other Harry Potter style animals and also learn how to conjure up black magic.

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The graphics of this game are way too realistic for the type of blood shed they ejaculate all over the player’s CPU monitor.

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When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations.

And many more...

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chiv




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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 08:14    Post subject:
im as tired of dragons as much as the next person, but its MY SOUL DAMMIT, AND I WANTS IT. selfish fucking dragons.




re lollin at what skyrim couild teach our kids, is anyone else actually surprised that those animal rights nutters havent attacked the game for making us murder small woodland animals to take their skins to make clothing? i mean this has to be ten THOUSAND TIMES WORSE than stabbing a fucking rat in bf3!!!


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cheat2win




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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 08:16    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
re lollin at what skyrim couild teach our kids, is anyone else actually surprised that those animal rights nutters havent attacked the game for making us murder small woodland animals to take their skins to make clothing? i mean this has to be ten THOUSAND TIMES WORSE than stabbing a fucking rat in bf3!!!


Give it time, give it time...
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 08:46    Post subject:
There's a misc stat that tracks "bunnies slaughtered" too. Very Happy
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m3th0d2008




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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 08:51    Post subject:
Rofl... look in the comments section. That's actually why I hate Nexus.

http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=1347

They've got an adult content blocker but not one for the silly stuff. So they ban people who don't like those mods. Stating that those people are ignorant yaddayaddayadda...
You're only allowed to comment on a mod when it's positive opinion or bug reporting. (I've seen people getting banned for constructive criticism too. So don't be fooled.)

But people who don't like this stuff are getting swarmed by this crap when they're browsing through mods. You can't filter that crap out.
Must be hard to add an mark/filter for mods which break immersion (are out of place).


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 09:27    Post subject:
Interinactive wrote:
Soul schmoll!

I'm sick of finding walls with powers I already have for the 3rd and 4th effing times, I thought each would be unique
Are you sure that it's not the remaining 2 words of the same shout?

I noticed something like that happening too, but after checking it it turned out to be the 2nd and 3rd words. Razz


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 09:31    Post subject:
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chiv




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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 09:33    Post subject:
lol i didnt read his post properly, i thought he was whining that he was bored of dragon powers... didnt realise he thought he was getting the SAME powers he already had Very Happy - i didnt even think that was possible in the game, because dragon powers arent random are they? theres only a certain amount to find in the game at certain locations.... no?

anyway that dragon still wouldnt give up its fucking soul. the cunt.


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 09:37    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 09:54    Post subject:
Interinactive wrote:
They were upgrades, awesome Smile
A-ha! Razz
I also thought that at first, "What? This shout again?! This shit is glitched! LOL"


But then checked the shout menus and the other words were there.
Doesn't mean that it couldn't still happen, though.


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 09:57    Post subject:
Interinactive wrote:
They were upgrades, awesome Smile

The only thing now is that since I've maxed out archery I don't know what else to become. I was going to become a mage of destruction, but these shouts are almost like having some of the best spells anyway :/

I'll probably get raped 7 ways till Sunday if I try 1H/2H combat this late in the game with such a low skill level


weak the enemies with whatever you´ve used so far and then finish them with a meele weapon a bit slow, but working ^^
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:03    Post subject:
I overplayed the game Sad


Empty again Sad
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:31    Post subject:
Its probably repost, but this actually describes my situation Laughing
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/675512_700b.jpg
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:42    Post subject:
cheat2win wrote:
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Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers?


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:43    Post subject:
i am *THIS* close to cheating and altering my max storage weight limit...

its really starting to piss me off where i cant get more than 2 dungeons done before i have to go back and sell or store shit... yes its 'kinda' realistic (if you call being able to store 20 swords on your person 'realistic'..., but its so flow-breaking...


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:45    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
i am *THIS* close to cheating and altering my max storage weight limit...

its really starting to piss me off where i cant get more than 2 dungeons done before i have to go back and sell or store shit... yes its 'kinda' realistic (if you call being able to store 20 swords on your person 'realistic'..., but its so flow-breaking...


That's what i did from the start anyway, no shame in it!

Because what does a person do when something slows him (and not her, chicks don't have the balls Razz) down? They get rid of it. No shame man Wink


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:48    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:51    Post subject:
God damn it that fkin bug with the companions guild... i finished it with some console commands, but even now most of their npcs are broken and just stand there unresponsive + the skyforge blacksmith is nowhere to be found -.-


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m3th0d2008




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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:51    Post subject:
Best site ever Laughing

http://christwire.org/2011/11/urgent-sign-the-white-house-ban-on-the-dangerous-video-game-skyrim/

Are they for real or is it just another one of those satiric christianity pages? I'm really not sure since... Americans Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:06    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
i am *THIS* close to cheating and altering my max storage weight limit...

its really starting to piss me off where i cant get more than 2 dungeons done before i have to go back and sell or store shit... yes its 'kinda' realistic (if you call being able to store 20 swords on your person 'realistic'..., but its so flow-breaking...


find the Steed Stone. With it activated you can carry 100 units more, and your armor weighs nothing.
It's somewhere in the north-west I think.

Or give the stuff to your follower, if he already is carrying too much, drop the items on the floor and order him to pick it up. Kind of an exploit, but works...

m3th0d2008 wrote:
Best site ever Laughing

http://christwire.org/2011/11/urgent-sign-the-white-house-ban-on-the-dangerous-video-game-skyrim/

Are they for real or is it just another one of those satiric christianity pages? I'm really not sure since... Americans Laughing


gee I dunno..
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:07    Post subject:
m3th0d2008 wrote:
Best site ever Laughing

http://christwire.org/2011/11/urgent-sign-the-white-house-ban-on-the-dangerous-video-game-skyrim/

Are they for real or is it just another one of those satiric christianity pages? I'm really not sure since... Americans Laughing


Trolls

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:11    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
i am *THIS* close to cheating and altering my max storage weight limit...

its really starting to piss me off where i cant get more than 2 dungeons done before i have to go back and sell or store shit... yes its 'kinda' realistic (if you call being able to store 20 swords on your person 'realistic'..., but its so flow-breaking...


its so not nessicary. money is so easy to come by and the only thing i ever spend it on is skill levelling but then i just pickpocket it right back. Smile
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:18    Post subject:
gromar wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LmqGHXsF1Lk Laughing


Are giants supposed to be hostile towards you ?

I can walk around them just fine without them attacking me.
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:20    Post subject:
Most enemies will have a warning "sign" before they attack. Try hitting a mammoth and see what happens.
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:22    Post subject:
linnx88 wrote:
Ok, can anyone recommend a char editor of some sort or what I can do to turn my lvl 29 pure destruct/conjuration mage into a warrior or at least a battle caster?

I can't take this anymore. Usually mages are good, but in Skyrim, they plain suck compared to any melee class.

Right now, I got my destruct skill at 75 and got the wall of flame/thunder/ice etc, got my entire destruct tree almost maxed out, and about 50 in conjuration, I can summon the ice autronach, who isn't bad but takes up a TON of space in any dungeon and makes moving a pain.

But that's not my biggest grief. I fucking hate how every time there's a big fight, I die in 1-2 hits from almost ANY mob in the game, my followers are just fine and dandy, even the mages, but not I.

Basically I feel like I'm cheated out of most of the fun in the game. I do some smithing, but it's only for gold trinkets so I can sell them, I can use NOTHING forged.

And get this, the BEST summoning spell right now comes from a STAFF I got from a Daedra (The Sanguine Rose) which summons a daedra lord to fight along side of me.

What the hell did I spend all those skill points for in Conjuration?!?

My mana is > 350 now, but I run out of it in an instant if I start casting and MOST fucking spells don't do shit against tougher enemies.

My biggest hitters are the daedric summon staff and Wabbajack, another staff which does some great damage sometimes...

But my BIGGEST problem is the CONSTANT switching I have to do with the spells (since I play with a gamepad). The quick menu has no categorization Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad


So that's it, I want to become a warrior, what's the best way? Anyone tried this mid game?

I know the console commands, but would be easier if there's an editor of some sort. Thanks.


Mages suck? What are you on about my friend?

I was taking down dragons with a few hits of incinerate, easily. Destruction Magics is akin to god mode in this game.
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:28    Post subject:
gromar wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LmqGHXsF1Lk Laughing


Seriously? That was terribad... *yawn*
He's just using console commands to kill himself almost every time. Pretty lame imho.


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:30    Post subject:
Interinactive wrote:
Where do you sell so much stuff? I always have the problem that store owners don't have enough gold

http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=769
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:34    Post subject:
Dod Gemmit, I still haven't found Dark Brotherhood.
I could just read from wiki or something how to contact them, but I don't want to spoil anything. Very Happy
I heard someone in Windhelm is trying to contact DB, but I haven't found that guy either.
They even sent an assassin after me. Haven't heard of them since...
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:36    Post subject:
If you heard the gossip about a guy contacting them, you have his location in the Quest Log under miscellaneous. His name is Aventus Aretino.
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