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 Posted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 11:23 Post subject: Drink a coffee in the morning |
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Need to take a shit IMMEDIATLY... wtf is wrong with me? I had gazzilions of coffee before without a problem.
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| Posted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 11:33 Post subject: |
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If you drink milk with your coffee it might be that you started to develop lactose intolerance.
Anywho I actually like that coffee makes me go to the bathroom  I have a nice schedule
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| Posted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 11:45 Post subject: |
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Nope... only sugar here
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| Posted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 12:28 Post subject: |
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Maybe it's the type of coffee :\ Dunno, I know that regular coffee (not instant), if made just plain old 'Turkish' style, sits on my stomach just as a plain milk does But if I make it like espresso, it's fine :\
Who knows.
Anywho, I would look at this as a blessing in disguise... Unless you're somewhere out and there are no toilets around xD
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Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 12:42 Post subject: |
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One cigarette in the morning is often enough for me to hurry to the loo. And btw coffee is laxative, so don't worry.
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| Posted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 12:47 Post subject: |
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For me cup of coffe = piss for minutes.
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| Posted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 12:48 Post subject: |
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Cigarettes & Coffee = stimulants == you fire up the engines. Perfectly logical and normal. During sleep your body has slowly processed the junk. If you ignite the engine with stimulants you'll "force" the waste management to boot up. Some are much more sensitive to this than others. Also depends on if you dumped a load before going to bed and if you ate before hitting bed.
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| Posted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 12:48 Post subject: |
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| iconized wrote: | | One cigarette in the morning is often enough for me to hurry to the loo. And btw coffee is laxative, so don't worry. |
I know but still... why could i allways drink coffee in the morning without problems and lately when i drink it my stomach crumbles and no toilet is to near.
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| Posted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 15:01 Post subject: |
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| Frant wrote: | | Cigarettes & Coffee = stimulants == you fire up the engines. Perfectly logical and normal. During sleep your body has slowly processed the junk. If you ignite the engine with stimulants you'll "force" the waste management to boot up. Some are much more sensitive to this than others. Also depends on if you dumped a load before going to bed and if you ate before hitting bed. |
Firing up the engines? Ritalin doesn't fire up my pooper. From what I know coffee, like alcohol, will make the body want to dump water. It repels the moisture.
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| Posted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 15:18 Post subject: Re: Drink a coffee in the morning |
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| Lathieza wrote: | | Need to take a shit IMMEDIATLY... wtf is wrong with me? I had gazzilions of coffee before without a problem. |
Funny, I have same problem but I drink tea instead of coffee |
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| Posted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 19:39 Post subject: |
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What the hell am i reading..
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| Posted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 19:42 Post subject: |
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No worries poo stories are kinda normal here, nice avatar + signature btw!
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| Posted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 20:03 Post subject: |
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Ok now that's one epic avatar+ sig combo Kramarz!
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 20:49 Post subject: |
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| iconized wrote: | | No worries poo stories are kinda normal here |
And for that,
you have me to thank
| Lopin18 wrote: | | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. |
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| Posted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 20:50 Post subject: |
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| Kramarz wrote: | | What the hell am i reading.. |
Your sig, it looks like toilet seat
| Lopin18 wrote: | | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. |
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| Posted: Tue, 22nd Nov 2011 21:08 Post subject: |
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| Spazmotic wrote: | | Rofl_Mao wrote: | | Kramarz wrote: | | What the hell am i reading.. |
Your sig, it looks like toilet seat
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It's one of your Uberpoops trying to escape  |
If I would poop a trollface that toilet would really clog... God forbid
| Lopin18 wrote: | | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. |
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