Some cunt was rude to me...
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 20:15    Post subject: Some cunt was rude to me...
Sold a phone on a auction site (Which I forgot to put the little quick start piece of paper in the box.. which is useless since its a android phone)

Anyways the guy didnt seem to pleased that I forgot to put it in..

So instead of getting a Email of "Heya, just realised you forgot to put the manual in, could you please drop it off ?" (Which is fine, since I live 2 suburbs over)

I get


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There is no manual in the box. You have not stated this in your auction.Please reply urently or i have access to your address through your bank account number i will come a knocking


I knew he was full of shit (Since you cant get a address from a bank account number), so I told him to come pick it up.. now he wont reply haha .. so im gonna drop it off today....

So my question is.. which one do I put in his letterbox with it ? Very Happy



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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 20:18    Post subject:
All of them. Very Happy
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 20:21    Post subject:
an address, not a address

But I would put all of those grinhurt

Great thinking Cartoon xD


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 20:21    Post subject:
post this

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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 20:22    Post subject:
ALL of them!!! Holy shit Cartoon, that is awesome... please, put all of them! Very Happy
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inz




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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 20:24    Post subject:
Did you steal your printer from the hardware museum? Razz

But yeah, use all of them. Better yet, pack it into multiple boxes, and put one of those in each layer so he sees them when he opens them all.


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-=Cartoon=-
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 20:26    Post subject:
Its my shitty laser printer Razz
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 20:27    Post subject:
The first one I like the most. Very Happy
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 20:28    Post subject:


ALL OF THEM from me too!!! grinhurt
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 20:43    Post subject:
All of them, including the picture of Dazz. Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 20:46    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:
All of them, including the picture of Dazz. Laughing

+1

Absolutely Laughing
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Raccoon




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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 22:35    Post subject:
You should put all of them (including that nasty picture Wink ) but I'm afraid this guy will certainly have some trouble understanding memes so he won't get the joke.
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 22:41    Post subject:
TheRaccoon wrote:
You should put all of them (including that nasty picture Wink ) but I'm afraid this guy will certainly have some trouble understanding memes so he won't get the joke.

Yeah, don't put that nasty pic of bill o reilly in there! :O
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 10:57    Post subject:
ALL OF THEM MOLLARI - ALL OF THEM!!!!!
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chiv




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 11:01    Post subject:
make a new one

phone has no instructions, so we are all fucking then Mad


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 11:10    Post subject:
And print out a goatse.cx along with them
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 11:21    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
make a new one

phone has no instructions, so we are all fucking then Mad


boundle is an internal hump meme, so...


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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Horrordee
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 13:53    Post subject:
last one is the best, but imo i agree, why not use all of them.


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 14:02    Post subject:
Wrap it with these things. Make him unwrap for ages, last one should obviously be "U MAD BRO? Troll Face"
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2011 14:03    Post subject:
make a manual cover... get a binder, fill it with a lot of blank pages, insert these randomly. enjoy.


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