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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 15:29    Post subject:
you ll always be the first dingo of the board to me though <3 Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 15:32    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
you ll always be the first dingo of the board to me though <3 Very Happy


Awww you made me all warm on the inside...

If you know what I mean, and I think that you do xD xD Laughing


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 15:34    Post subject:
Warm and wet, I suppose? Cool Face
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 15:55    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Warm and wet, I suppose? Cool Face


he has been lutzified! Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 15:56    Post subject:
How does one become lutzified?


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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 15:58    Post subject:
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How does one become lutzified?


if you have a few minutes, i can show you. Just follow me into this poorly lit room Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 16:00    Post subject:
Certainly sir. I have nothing but time,,,

What happens next ?


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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 16:01    Post subject:
15 inches happen next.
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 16:23    Post subject:
"you re in a dark room with no recollection of the past. You can smell a faint odor, which seems like it could be fresh sourdough. There is a closed and dark-tinted window to the south and a door to the east. Your behind hurts, when you try to stand up. You re likely to be eaten by a grue"

what do you do?>

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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 16:26    Post subject:
Look window


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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 16:27    Post subject:
Look through the window.


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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 16:28    Post subject:
Look through window


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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 16:29    Post subject:
What type of fucking restrictive syntax checking is this?


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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 16:30    Post subject:
"you dont see anything through the tinted glass, but you can hear the faint sounds of screams (some of which sound joyful)"

what do you do?>
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 16:30    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
What type of fucking restrictive syntax checking is this?


i blame it on the lag Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 16:35    Post subject:
I call lutzy number to help me >;


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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 16:38    Post subject:
I search through my pockets.
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 16:38    Post subject:
Can you bitchslap cevat for us? grinhurt


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 16:40    Post subject:
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I call lutzy number to help me >;


"you hear a phone ringing under the bed and when you look for it, you notice that it is lying in a pool of blood (it is not yours)."

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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 16:42    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
I search through my pockets.


"your clothes are lying on the floor. Do you want to put them on before or after you look into your pockets?"

yes / no / abort>
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 16:43    Post subject:
I put my clothes on, search my pockets through only to find out a big ball of hair in them.
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 16:48    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
I put my clothes on, search my pockets through only to find out a big ball of hair in them.


is that an old hairloom of yours? Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 17:08    Post subject:
This thread started innocently enough, and then

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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 17:10    Post subject:
roleplaying happened grinhurt

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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 17:14    Post subject:
OK, someone has deliberately put the hair ball there. Well, since I'm outta any organic substance to feed myself on, I eat it. But then I see a guy bent over trying to drink off the small blood pond under some shady bed. I take care of him.
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 17:23    Post subject:
snip


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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 17:52    Post subject:
human_steel does understand text based adventure games:
[ ] Yes
[x] No

Mad


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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 17:56    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
human_steel does understand text based adventure games:
[ ] Yes
[x] No

Mad


thats how you can spot, that he is truly a spam-bot Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 18:06    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
human_steel does understand text based adventure games:
[ ] Yes
[x] No

Mad

I deal with modern graphicz and shit. Smug
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2011 19:50    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
PumpAction wrote:
human_steel does understand text based adventure games:
[ ] Yes
[x] No

Mad


thats how you can spot, that he is truly a spam-bot Laughing


That's definitely better than captcha. Very Happy
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