A man and his dolphin
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consolitis
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Sep 2011 10:51    Post subject: A man and his dolphin
http://www.3news.co.nz/Man-details-sexual-relationship-with-dolphin-in-book/tabid/418/articleID/226772/Default.aspx#ixzz1ZQ4UtdLE

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Zoophilia comes from the Greek words for "animal" and "friendship" or "love".

Animal love.

Now an American man has written a book about it - a first-hand account.

We all love dolphins, from Flipper to Opo – they are a friendly face to the human race.

But Malcolm Brenner, had a friendlier relationship than most.

In 1970, the photographer embarked on a 9 month sexual relationship with Ruby, a captive female dolphin.

He has now written a book about the experience called Wet Goddess.

Mr Brenner spoke to Nightline from his Florida home. Below is the transcript of our conversation.

DF: Thanks for your time. How did this whole thing start?

MB: She began raking her teeth lightly against my arms and legs which was indescribably erotic. Some might find it frightening, I found it erotic.

DF: Now in your book, you talk about how that led on to you two having sex. A lot of people would say that's wrong, what's right in your mind about what you did?

MB: What was right with it is that the dolphin initiated the whole sexual thing. As I mentioned, she was in isolation - she'd be using me to satisfy her sexual needs.

The relationship lasted nine months. When Mr Brenner went to college - Ruby passed away - possibly due to a broken heart.


“I'd warn anyone who's in a relationship with a dolphin. You have to plan an exit strategy,” says Mr Brenner.

Mr Brenner believes around 15 percent of the world’s population has had sexual contact with an animal.

“If you believe the statistics, something like one in every six men and one in seven women has had sexual contact with an animal,” he says.

“How many of those involve dolphins I do not know.”

Mr Brenner’s book, Wet Goddess, is currently rated 5 stars out of 5 on Amazon.com.


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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Sep 2011 11:08    Post subject:
O.o


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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Sep 2011 11:27    Post subject:
Such news always make me laugh.
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Sep 2011 15:25    Post subject:
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“I'd warn anyone who's in a relationship with a dolphin. You have to plan an exit strategy,” says Mr Brenner.


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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Sep 2011 15:55    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
what in the fuck!
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Sep 2011 17:08    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Sep 2011 17:35    Post subject:
Poor dolphin. Sad
And for the rest it is kinda sick.


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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Sep 2011 20:31    Post subject:
What a fucking weirdo.
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Sep 2011 20:33    Post subject:
the first time i read about zoophilia, it was on nforce. It also had a link to a dolphin-sex story. It felt like losing my virginity for a second time. I ll always treasure that moment xD
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Oct 2011 05:19    Post subject:
Was it the dolphin sex FAQ / how-to? Good article, that. Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Oct 2011 12:53    Post subject:
inz wrote:
Was it the dolphin sex FAQ / how-to? Good article, that. Cool Face


yup, i think so Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Oct 2011 13:59    Post subject:
Well.. someone should link it ! You know, for informative purposes Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Oct 2011 11:39    Post subject:
So if a dog starts humping your leg should you have sex with it? Because according to that guy its alright if the animal initiates it.

O.o indeed!
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Oct 2011 12:43    Post subject:
Well, the man can move on and find himself a new dolphin friend.
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Oct 2011 12:53    Post subject:
you know how the saying goes. Plenty of fish in the sea xD
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Oct 2011 13:05    Post subject:
But dolphins aren't fish.
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Oct 2011 00:16    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
But dolphins aren't fish.


amiable mammals! Very Happy
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