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SpykeZ

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Posted: Sat, 17th Sep 2011 03:30 Post subject: Watching porn has it's payoffs!!	Quick Quote Quote

So I come home with an assload of food and my girl roomate asks if I want to see porn. So I start walking over and tell her if it's gay porn I'm going to falcon punch her in the tits. So before she gives me the phone she says "if you can figure out what this picture is in less than 3 minutes I'll buy you alcohol" So I look at it and I say "oh....well that's a knee" then I tried placing the body to the knee and then I was like "OH, a girl is riding this dudes massive cock reverse cowgirl and from the looks of it theres a girl behind him riding his face in the same position" She drops her phone down to her waist and looks at me with a disgusted look and says "....god damnit....what do you want a bottle of" [edit]...I noticed after I posted the thread what I just highlighted in orange lol Last edited by SpykeZ on Sat, 17th Sep 2011 21:09; edited 1 time in total

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PumpAction
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Posted: Sat, 17th Sep 2011 04:22 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

So which drink did you want?

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boysetsfire

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Posted: Sat, 17th Sep 2011 05:01 Post subject:

PumpAction wrote:

So wich seat should i take

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SpykeZ

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Posted: Sat, 17th Sep 2011 06:25 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Rum of course, she's a bit broke so I cold her Calico Jack was fine and dandy.

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Posted: Sat, 17th Sep 2011 06:45 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

another rummy!

WaldoJ
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Posted: Sat, 17th Sep 2011 07:13 Post subject:

what a guy... girls a bit broke, yet he still demands alcohol Laughing

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Posted: Sat, 17th Sep 2011 08:47 Post subject:

WaldoJ wrote:

what a guy... girls a bit broke, yet he still demands alcohol Laughing

Classy

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ClaudeFTW

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Posted: Sat, 17th Sep 2011 09:00 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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SpykeZ

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Posted: Sat, 17th Sep 2011 09:54 Post subject:

WaldoJ wrote:

what a guy... girls a bit broke, yet he still demands alcohol Laughing

I'm pure class. She can't afford my normal Kilo Kai, Calico Jack is only 5 bucks for a 1 liter Razz

Besides, her BF lives with us so I'm not trying to get in her pants, so yes, I am classy Razz

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ClaudeFTW

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Posted: Sat, 17th Sep 2011 10:12 Post subject:

Oh, a gentleman as well. Well, aren't you something.

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Posted: Sat, 17th Sep 2011 10:40 Post subject:

boysetsfire wrote:

PumpAction wrote:

So wich seat should i take

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tonizito
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Posted: Sat, 17th Sep 2011 11:25 Post subject:

Well lookie here folks, we've got ourselves a gentleman. Too bad about the scholar part... Devil Troll

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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then

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Posted: Sat, 17th Sep 2011 12:48 Post subject:

boysetsfire wrote:

PumpAction wrote:

So kickin’ in the front seat
So sittin’ in the back seat
So gotta make my mind up
So which seat can I take?

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Posted: Sat, 17th Sep 2011 20:00 Post subject: Re: Watching porn has it's payoffs!!

SpykeZ wrote:

She drops her phone down to her waste and looks at me with a disgusted look and says

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SpykeZ

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Posted: Sat, 17th Sep 2011 21:08 Post subject:

iNatan wrote:

boysetsfire wrote:

PumpAction wrote:

So kickin’ in the front seat
So sittin’ in the back seat
So gotta make my mind up
So which seat can I take?

ROFLMAO

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SpykeZ wrote:

She drops her phone down to her waste and looks at me with a disgusted look and says

wooooooww, the hell was I smoking last night lol

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Posted: Sat, 17th Sep 2011 21:52 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

you were obviously waisted www.psygamer.net ::::

SpykeZ

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Posted: Sat, 17th Sep 2011 22:34 Post subject:

Lutzifer wrote:

you were obviously waisted grinhurt

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deelix
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Posted: Sat, 17th Sep 2011 23:30 Post subject:

SpykeZ wrote:

WaldoJ wrote:

what a guy... girls a bit broke, yet he still demands alcohol Laughing

I'm pure class. She can't afford my normal Kilo Kai, Calico Jack is only 5 bucks for a 1 liter Razz

Besides, her BF lives with us so I'm not trying to get in her pants, so yes, I am classy Razz

I want prices like that Sad

SpykeZ

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Posted: Sat, 17th Sep 2011 23:50 Post subject:

deelix wrote:

SpykeZ wrote:

WaldoJ wrote:

what a guy... girls a bit broke, yet he still demands alcohol Laughing

I'm pure class. She can't afford my normal Kilo Kai, Calico Jack is only 5 bucks for a 1 liter Razz

Besides, her BF lives with us so I'm not trying to get in her pants, so yes, I am classy Razz

I want prices like that Sad

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