Almost punched my neighbor in his fucking face...
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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 23:39    Post subject: Re: Almost punched my neighbor in his fucking face...
iconized wrote:
Kurosaki wrote:
he comes up to me and asks me "hey do you know where my newspaper is?" I told him that I have no clue and that I don't care, cus I use the INTERNETS for news.

he got cocky and started yelling at me, so I yelled back.

Oh, and by coincidence I had this hammer in my bag:

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I was about to hammer that bastard down.... but he ran ...like a chicken :>

what a douchebag...


Are you often confronted with accusations/discrimination? This might be the reason you reacted with anger (easily bruised ego). Normal reaction is just to let it go or laugh about it.


"Bruised ego" lol? Don't see much evidence for that but the response looks just hysterical to me. Won't do you any good in the long run probably.


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ValKilmer
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 23:42    Post subject:
kurosaki, i'm 100 % with you.

Don't listen to those Scandinavian pussies.

I've worked in Norway, Sweden and Finland, and every time i want to punch these fucking welfare states' people to the face. They make me so fucking angry with their fake "nice person" smiles. Seriously, next time some Scandinavian fake-face comes talk to me, i'm gonna fucking hit him so fucking hard. Seriously.

But seriously, i'm not joking. Someone might say i should get laid, but that's actually how things are - those fucking Scandinavians are so fucking fake. I've travelled all around the world, and Eastern Block people are the most reasonable and legitimately nice (Ukraine, Russia, etc) - they just don't fuck around and be "fake"-polite. They either say "go fuck yourself" if something bothers them, or "come here, let me kiss you" if you're like one of them. I like that. Seriously. It's honest.

Fucking Scandinavians with their stupid welfare laws.

Oh especially for Finland: Jesus fucking Christ, where's your good-looking women? All your women look like fucking half-retarded cows.
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 00:03    Post subject:
Go the fuck away. You were permabanned from the site. Deal with it, get over it, move on with your life.
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 00:07    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Go the fuck away. You were permabanned from the site. Deal with it, get over it, move on with your life.


ze not feedz ze trollz... ze mighty banhammer awatz for him...

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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 01:25    Post subject:
This reminds me of an internet prank call I made to a house full of guy friends. It was the "you took my newspaper" Some canned recording of a angry guy accusing you of taking his newspaper then accusing you of kicking his dog. They all fell for it. Started threatening him. I got to hear it all.

Whats your phone number Kurosaki?

You would be an easy mark! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 01:42    Post subject:
ValKilmer wrote:
kurosaki, i'm 100 % with you.

Don't listen to those Scandinavian pussies.

I've worked in Norway, Sweden and Finland, and every time i want to punch these fucking welfare states' people to the face. They make me so fucking angry with their fake "nice person" smiles. Seriously, next time some Scandinavian fake-face comes talk to me, i'm gonna fucking hit him so fucking hard. Seriously.

But seriously, i'm not joking. Someone might say i should get laid, but that's actually how things are - those fucking Scandinavians are so fucking fake. I've travelled all around the world, and Eastern Block people are the most reasonable and legitimately nice (Ukraine, Russia, etc) - they just don't fuck around and be "fake"-polite. They either say "go fuck yourself" if something bothers them, or "come here, let me kiss you" if you're like one of them. I like that. Seriously. It's honest.

Fucking Scandinavians with their stupid welfare laws.

Oh especially for Finland: Jesus fucking Christ, where's your good-looking women? All your women look like fucking half-retarded cows.


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Someone got his ass handed to him on a platter, VERBALLY, multiple times, while in Scandinavia. Seems nice clever people tend to piss off jealous and inferior people. Wink


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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 02:40    Post subject:
Soooo you only had that hammer on you by chance.. most thiefs around here use them also Wink


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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 03:13    Post subject:
nah, I already had some quarrels in the past with that asshole. and I think I forgot to mention that he rang my bell. I was already about to leave the house and I have that hammer always in my bag in case of self defense. There are lots of weird people here...so you never know when you have to defend yourself. One of my friends just got beat up last night at the station and ended up in the hospital. I don't know any judo or kung fu Razz...so it "might" help in some situations.

I wouldn't have taken that thing out. But that guy is such an asshole. I fucking hate that motherfucker. He smells like shit and you can smell it in a 30m radius. nobody lilkes him around our neighborhood.

meh~... I just had a bad day and that motherfucker asks me such a question and thinks that I stole his newspaper... douchebag. Seriously...who cares? people are dying somewhere else because they don't have anything to eat, cus companys are killing trees to print newspapers for assholes like that Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 09:16    Post subject:
My sister has a pepper spray in her purse all the time, she didn't had to use it so far, but her friend had a too close encounter with some creep in her own street, maybe 50 m from her home, so my sister sad to all her girlfriends: now you are coming with me, and we are all buying a pepper spray grinhurt

Personally I'd like to have a taser, but that could get me in trouble, because I think it falls under the weapon category here...


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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 09:54    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 09:59    Post subject:
Yondaime wrote:
dingo, why not buy yourself a pepper spray too? Smile

Btw, sister, pics (obligatory question Laughing)?


I don't have a purse xD Laughing

I never felt the need to buy one :\ I tend to stay away from idiots so that I don't get into trouble Smile

And no, I'm not showing my sisters pics on the internet Laughing Plus she's doing that by herself on fb so


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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 14:32    Post subject:
Seriously, all he needed to do was to say " I havent got or seen your paper "

THEN

If he carried on and got confrontational then you headbutt him in the face.
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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 15:18    Post subject:
grinhurt...

He just had to ask me politely... he shouldn't have accused me of stealing his fucking toilet paper.

whatever... I'll ignore that moron next time.
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 15:23    Post subject:
You need a "spionnetje" and next time just don't open your door.
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 15:30    Post subject:
since when is finland scandinavia
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 15:35    Post subject:
It's a common misconception, since Finland used to be owned/controlled by Sweden, we generally call it "Fenno-Scandinavia" - but on its own, no, Findland isn't part of Scandinavia.
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 23:50    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
It's a common misconception, since Finland used to be owned/controlled by Sweden, we generally call it "Fenno-Scandinavia" - but on its own, no, Findland isn't part of Scandinavia.


Finland is not Scandinavia?? Well I guess you learn something every day grinhurt


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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Sep 2011 00:10    Post subject:
Well, the common extended usage is consisted of Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Norway and Iceland. However, the strictest definition is only composed of Denmark, Sweden and Norway excluding Finland, as sabin said.
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Sep 2011 00:49    Post subject:
Scandinavia is one thing = Sweden, Denmark & Norway

Norse/Nordic countries is another = Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Finland, Iceland and then the smallest members, Åland Islands, Faeroese Islands and Greenland (but commonly it's Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Finland and Iceland).

At one point Norway was "owned" by Sweden. Same with Finland which was also "owned" by Sweden.


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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Sep 2011 05:56    Post subject:
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Too late Rolling Eyes Steam doesn't refund. Laughing


Actually Steam DOES refund, but on pre-orders only. You have to contact them through their little ask a question support thingy, and it takes them two or three days to respond, but you CAN get a refund as long as the game hasn't unlocked.


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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Sep 2011 01:02    Post subject:
this is a real hammer. Wouldnt want to get it bloody though
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Sep 2011 01:09    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Sep 2011 09:33    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
This reminds me of an internet prank call I made to a house full of guy friends. It was the "you took my newspaper" Some canned recording of a angry guy accusing you of taking his newspaper then accusing you of kicking his dog. They all fell for it. Started threatening him. I got to hear it all.

Whats your phone number Kurosaki?

You would be an easy mark! Laughing


I did one of them prank phone call things to my friend. It was an 'internet porn has been found on your computer' one.. The recorded voice got my mate to say, in a repeat after me way, '' I promise to stop downloading porn, and to stop spanking my salami''. It was hilarious! I was on the floor lmao.


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