Call of Juarez 3 : The Cartel [NR] [Summer 2011]
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consolitis
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 21:29    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Jesus H Christ....!!

That blur! Vomit
That vaseline filter! Vomit
That FOV! Vomit


Yeah, and dat horrendous view distance, LOD, etc.

The PC version has an additional bonus: incredible amounts of mouse lag/smoothing/acceleration/dontknowhowtocallit in the menus Laughing

I got just a tiiiiny bit worried about Dead Island after trying The Cartel.. Razz Sad
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 22:06    Post subject:
ixigia...don't waste your time...I just uninstalled it and now I feel better....try this game...Steam Slug....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFNiMajuQb4 LOL!


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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 22:10    Post subject:
Perhaps the time ixigia wasted to download this turd will give him some motivation to play. Cool Face Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 22:15    Post subject:
hahah I was definitely too curious Razz I need to test this epic failure with my own hands Very Happy

Who knows, maybe I might even end up liking it..I mean, I enjoyed Duke Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 22:16    Post subject:
I Am Disappoint
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 22:17    Post subject:
I have enjoyed (for what they are) and completed games like DNF, Fear 3, Kane & Lynch 2.

But not this. Mind Is Full Of Fuck
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 22:19    Post subject:
You enjoyed K&L2? I Am Disappoint

I did something a few minutes ago that I might regret now. Laughing No, not really. <3
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 22:22    Post subject:
@Leo: Laughing It was rough, unpolished, some of the weapons didn't feel right and even the level design was pretty terrible at times, but the puzzles were quite good as well as the silly humour...it was a nice timewaster imo Razz (just think that I enjoyed it more than Crysis 2 Laughing)
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 22:24    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
You enjoyed K&L2? I Am Disappoint

I did something a few minutes ago that I might regret now. Laughing No, not really. <3




I "enjoyed" it for its experimental nature but as I have said before: http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1296700#1296700 I don't want any other game to be like it.
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 22:24    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
@Leo: Laughing It was rough, unpolished, some of the weapons didn't feel right and even the level design was pretty terrible at times, but the puzzles were quite good as well as the silly humour...it was a nice timewaster imo Razz (just think that I enjoyed it more than Crysis 2 Laughing)


Crysis 2 certainly wasn't that good, but... but... Shocked

EDIT:@ consolitis:
If you enjoyed it because it has nekkid ugly (hairy?) men just say so, no need to beat around the bush.
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boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 22:28    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
I love LOST!

What in the name of sexual courses is this stool??? Mad
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 22:31    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
ixigia wrote:
@Leo: Laughing It was rough, unpolished, some of the weapons didn't feel right and even the level design was pretty terrible at times, but the puzzles were quite good as well as the silly humour...it was a nice timewaster imo Razz (just think that I enjoyed it more than Crysis 2 Laughing)


Crysis 2 certainly wasn't that good, but... but... Shocked

Crysis 2 was great for the first 2-3 missions...then it started being incredibly repetitive for me, and the really bad story/uninspired characters+linearity didn't help at all. It was a decent title overall, but I expected much more Razz
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 22:34    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
consolitis wrote:
I love LOST!

What in the name of sexual courses is this stool??? Mad


Scratch Head I do. Smug
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 00:28    Post subject:
This is a fine candidate for my SNAFU YT Wink


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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 00:46    Post subject:
I just tried the game. It's simply perfect.

It's...the perfect NextGen® experience!Laughing


- Nextgen menu that comes with horrible fonts, few options and lag;

- Thrilling driving sequences with auto_driving=on and innovative white dot that works as a useful marker to enhance linearity:


- Advanced FOV and hi-res textures:


- Nextgen bloody screen effects + amazing bloom:


- Stunning Hollywoodian FX:


- Unforgettable characters:


- Exciting mission objectives ("Spray the rock"):


- Epic dialogues, such as "Puta!", "You ready to get medieval on they asses?", "Cabron!" and many many others

- Nextgen bullet time:






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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 00:59    Post subject:
you forgot to add things that i have FOUND

its a true COD game

fake low health red screen [check]
you can finish missions without firing a SHOOT !!! [check]
oh and did i add you can be invincible be simple strafing left to right [check]

all this and MORE in my VIDEO on YT


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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 01:09    Post subject:
haha indeed, this game deserves at least the podium in your Attack of the Crap compilation Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 01:11    Post subject:
@ixigia That's the best review that I've seen for this game! Laughing While it's funny as hell, I'm still mad as fuck on Techland for butchering my favourite FPS franchise after Half Life.


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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 01:25    Post subject:
Awesome review!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 01:27    Post subject:
So Im the only one who has completed the game?
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 01:34    Post subject:
Still would have tried it for the three player coop...it crashed in lobby -> properly uninstalled it from Programs And Features Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 01:35    Post subject:
SOME ONE NEEDS TO MAKE THIS THE NEW "THIS GAME IS SO BAD OBAMA SHIT ON IT" SMILEY


tagged :snafu:

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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 01:37    Post subject:
wingR wrote:
So Im the only one who has completed the game?
Sad saddly NO i finished it on xbox360 and then it died .... HAHAHAHA Laughing

when a xbox makes a sepuku on a game like this ITS A SIGN


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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 02:01    Post subject:
so how i fix this game to run? i only get the small load picture on screen before it disapears again,,, i installed all in redist folder Sad its skidrow version
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 02:51    Post subject:
NrG_ExTrEmE wrote:
so how i fix this game to run? i only get the small load picture on screen before it disapears again,,, i installed all in redist folder Sad its skidrow version


You really think it's worth the effort?

Read this review by ixigia a few posts back and answer yourself.

Hfric wrote:
SOME ONE NEEDS TO MAKE THIS THE NEW "THIS GAME IS SO BAD OBAMA SHIT ON IT" SMILEY
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tagged :snafu:

Cool Face


I definitely agree with you here. Smile This should be added to emoticons database.


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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 02:57    Post subject:
i started downloading this gem then I read some of the replies in this thread. It seems like Cartel could be a training simulator for the next CoD. Unfortunately I don't play CoD so I don't need to train for CoD Sad
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Sep 2011 03:30    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
Breezer_ wrote:
Can someone post some screens Very Happy At the moment downloading this shit... Need to see it on my own eyes! Very Happy


Video:

a smiling negro !!! Laughing
RACISTS !!!! Twisted Evil
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