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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 10:11    Post subject: No wonder americans are fat...
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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 11:01    Post subject:
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'You're not biting into no stick of butter,'


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 11:02    Post subject:
Heart disease on a stick.
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Oh dear god Sad
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Heart disease on a stick.


You mean heart attack on a stick Very Happy


That kinda reminds me of Epic Meal Time on youtube... I's all fun and games until somebody gets a heart attack xD


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 13:06    Post subject:
Then its hilarious!

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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 18:31    Post subject:


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After rave reviews at the Calgary Stampede earlier this summer the donut cheeseburger will be arriving in Toronto. It's set to make its debut at (where else) the CNE on August 19th.

Pictured above, the officially named Krispy Kreme doughnut cheeseburger comes courtesy of Epic Burgers and Waffles and is made with two Krispy Kreme donuts, a juicy/lean ground "smash-style" burger patty, American cheddar cheese, tomato, lettuce, egg and bacon. The only thing it's missing, of course, is peameal and, say, a side of poutine. Only then will our arteries be fully satisfied.


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On the heels of the news that donut cheeseburgers will be the marquee fatty food attraction at the CNE this year — joining past highlights like deep-fried butter and chocolate covered bacon — organizers announced some of the other decadent foodstuffs on offer this year. Along with standard carnival fare like candy apples and cotton candy, there will be a total of 30 stick-food options available in 2011.

Naturally, there are a number of outlandish and bizarre options, but given the "shock and awe" philosophy that underwrites the creation of many of these "dishes," I wonder if it's possible to go further? In other words, for the sake of future EX-attendees, is it possible to dream up something even more indulgent (and possibly gross) than what's already made the menu, be it this year or in the past? Think of it as the CNE version of the famous Taco Town skit on SNL.

Perhaps deep-fried poutine served on a stick? The possibilities are endless.

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For context, here's the list of stick-food options for 2011

Deep-Fried

Deep-fried peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Deep-fried tortilla mash dog with chili and cheese sauce
Deep-fried macaroni and cheese
Deep-fried Mars bars
Deep-fried Twix
Deep-fried Pop Tart
Deep-fried caramel
Deep-fried brownies
Deep-fried Oreo
Deep-fried Twinkies

Meat/Cheese

Fire hot sausage
Regular sausage
Fish balls
Meatballs
Pork souvlaki
Pizza
Pogo
Shrimp
Turkish delightVietnamese pork
Chicken
Chicken tenders
Corn dogs

Sweet treats

Candy apples
Caramel apples
Candy floss
Fudge
Ice cream sandwich dipped in chocolate rolled in peanuts
Saint Cinnamon Poppers

Other

Dill pickles

http://www.blogto.com/eat_drink/2011/08/what_artery-clogging_dishes_has_the_cne_missed/

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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 19:01    Post subject:
EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 19:11    Post subject:
Goddamn, my GF actually wants to try that donut burger, she's been saying that for a while now Razz I think it looks... "not good", to be mild Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 19:34    Post subject:
WTF, they deep fry Mars, Twix and Oreos...
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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 23:16    Post subject:
Vegetarian health food ftw


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 00:39    Post subject:
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health food ftw


Fxd

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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 00:43    Post subject:
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Not eating like an obese fucking loser ftw


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 00:44    Post subject:
Not "fat" but "gravitationally challenged". Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 07:53    Post subject:
Is it edible?
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 09:42    Post subject:
Will it blend?


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 10:35    Post subject:
i ate deep fried ice-cream some time ago. It was awesome. I think i d die in the u.s.
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 10:36    Post subject:
How do you deep fry ice-cream? o.O Shocked


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 10:49    Post subject:
put stuff around it, then put it in really shortly into the deep-frier. It ll be slightly melted, but still icy in the core. Teh awesomeness!
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 10:50    Post subject:
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How do you deep fry ice-cream? o.O Shocked


It has to be really really cold. If you have liquid nitrogen you're set xD

Put the frying crumbs around it and deep fry it for a little while...


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 10:51    Post subject:
That sounds....not so tasty.


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 10:51    Post subject:
i tell you, if america is like deep fried ice, i d eat it up, shit it out and eat it again! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 10:57    Post subject:
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EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA
WTF I tought you where dead Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 11:10    Post subject:
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iNatan wrote:
Not "fat" but "gravitationally challenged". Laughing


Not "fat" but "kidnapping-proof"


if one is fat enough, he could also be called "gravitationally attractive" Laughing
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Together we can pull the galaxy! Laughing
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