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AwE




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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 21:08    Post subject: how exactly does one suck a fuck?
I searched the forum before asking this. I was sure someone of you fuckasses already explained it. But no...

So, how does one suck a fuck?!
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 21:09    Post subject:
when people fuck, there's a particular smell of sex roaming the air. Waft it in.
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 21:10    Post subject:
Suck a fuck ?

[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 21:14    Post subject:
Fuck a duck?
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 21:16    Post subject:


What's a fuckass?
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 21:22    Post subject:
snip


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b0se
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 21:25    Post subject:
garus wrote:
Fuckasack


Said the guy with an A4Tech Mouse Laughing
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 21:26    Post subject:
b0se wrote:
garus wrote:
Fuckasack


Said the guy with an A4Tech Mouse Laughing

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garus
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 21:27    Post subject:
snip


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b0se
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 21:30    Post subject:
Laughing

[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
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JBeckman
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 21:33    Post subject:
There's actually a market for suck objects though.
http://www.google.co.uk/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1509&bih=874&q=vacuum+sex&gbv=2&oq=vacuum+sex&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=567l2950l0l3118l10l10l0l1l1l0l228l1043l2.4.2l8l0

EDIT: Seems to work for both genders.
http://www.google.co.uk/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1509&bih=874&q=vacuum+sex&gbv=2&oq=vacuum+sex&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=567l2950l0l3118l10l10l0l1l1l0l228l1043l2.4.2l8l0#hl=en&safe=off&gbv=2&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=vacuum+fuck&pbx=1&oq=vacuum+fuck&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=110082l111161l0l111376l7l6l0l1l1l0l219l914l0.4.1l5l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=93e29d39cd6ad5fb&biw=1509&bih=874

EDIT:
http://minista.wordpress.com/2009/10/07/dwarf-gets-his-penis-stuck-in-a-vacuum/
Quote:

Daniel Blackner, known as “Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf” performed at the Circus of Horrors, known for its oddball and offbeat performances.


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b0se
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 21:33    Post subject:

[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 21:39    Post subject:
Someone's been watching Donnie Darko.
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 22:07    Post subject:
FireMistress turn your camera on, let's show them how it's done right! grinhurt
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 22:12    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
FireMistress turn your camera on, let's show them how it's done right! grinhurt


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difm




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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 22:22    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
when people fuck, there's a particular smell of sex roaming the air. Waft it in.



What the fuck? Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 22:44    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
FireMistress turn your camera on, let's show them how it's done right! grinhurt


Right.
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