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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 15:03    Post subject: 40 percent of Americans still believe...
... in creationism. Laughing

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/20/40-of-americans-still-bel_n_799078.html

A little old, but let's have a laugh regardless.

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When results are narrowed to those with college degrees, only 37 percent of respondents maintain beliefs in creationism.



Who said ej00cation in Uhhmerika is bad? Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 15:25    Post subject:
It's damn sad for such a "developed" country Crying or Very sad Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 16:06    Post subject:
To be fair evolution could be part of God's plan.

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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 16:07    Post subject:
dsergei wrote:
To be fair evolution could be part of God's plan.

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Oh, shi --
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 16:08    Post subject:
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dsergei wrote:
To be fair evolution could be part of God's plan.

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Oh, shi --


Disprove it Cool Face


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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 16:24    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 16:29    Post subject:
dsergei wrote:
To be fair evolution could be part of God's plan.

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Yeap, so far I have heard several "theories" from "progressive" religious crackies, trying to explain how the two can coexist. Laughing During the creation, god moved electrons faster and thus achieving time acceleration so that evolution of species and extinction events occurred in billions of years - in six days. lol wut Laughing
Some people actually believe this nonsense, oh my... Laughing Pumpy, I am shame.
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 16:35    Post subject:
I did not say something like that o_O


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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 16:36    Post subject:
No, but is there any other way? Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 16:42    Post subject:
Well for example big bang made by god, the rest most likely like what science has been able to prove?


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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 16:43    Post subject:
And who made God then before everything was created?
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 16:44    Post subject:
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Well for example big bang made by god, the rest most likely like what science has been able to prove?

Point me please to the appropriate passages in scripture. Smile
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 16:52    Post subject:
And which god, in specific, has created the Universe - the christian one, Allah, or some of the Roman ones...? Scratch Head Because stating that only the first one has done it is overly discriminative. Mad
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 16:54    Post subject:
Well, apparently, it's the same one in all religions, but Christians say that Jezus is also god who died for our sins who was born to a virgin Mary who was impregnated by god. Laughing
Hell of a new meaning to "I am my own grandfather", no? - and I thought the Futurama writers were original. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 17:04    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Well, apparently, it's the same one in all religions, but Christians say that Jezus is also god who died for our sins who was born to a virgin Mary who was impregnated by god. Laughing
Hell of a new meaning to "I am my own grandfather", no? - and I thought the Futurama writers were original. Laughing

But what about Zeus? Scratch Head

It's so original that the whole story was stolen from the Egyptian mythology Razz Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 17:10    Post subject:
^ Yeah, Zeitgeist 1's first part was probably one of the most correct portions out of the whole series and the one that should be trusted wholeheartedly without a question...
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 17:13    Post subject:
Pumpy has quieted down a bit, it seems...Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 17:35    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Well, apparently, it's the same one in all religions, but Christians say that Jezus is also god who died for our sins who was born to a virgin Mary who was impregnated by god. Laughing
Hell of a new meaning to "I am my own grandfather", no? - and I thought the Futurama writers were original. Laughing

But what about Zeus? Scratch Head

Correction: Jesus isn't God, as in, the almighty father super dude. He is "God the Son", the "one true God" (Cool Face) is still a separate entity above him who felt like banging Mary Razz




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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 17:35    Post subject:
@Leo: haha golden! I've yet to see the movie though Laughing ; I wanted to watch it the last year but when I read what the plot was about..well, I gladly decided to not waste my time on it Razz
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 17:36    Post subject:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4QSXv7WltM

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Awesome. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 17:41    Post subject:
Werelds wrote:
Correction: Jesus isn't God, as in, the almighty father super dude. He is "God the Son", the "one true God" (Cool Face) is still a separate entity above him who felt like banging Mary Razz




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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 17:54    Post subject:


So true!
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