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deelix
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Posted: Thu, 28th Jul 2011 18:24 Post subject:

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Yes.

... and it's GLANS, people, not GLAND

You know a lot about the pen0r Cool Face

Anyway, they have a cure for this penis whiping thing in Israel Very Happy

I think its some kind of ritual or something lol wut

kazemaky

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Posted: Thu, 28th Jul 2011 18:56 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Ive started wiping recently, but not in public places and sometimes i just cba. i5-3570k @4.4gHz, MSI GTX 970 GAMING 4g OC'd, MSI z77a-g45, Corsair Vengeance 8gb 1600mHz, Corsair TX650 PSU, Crucial M4 128gb, WD 1.5 TB HDD, Seagate 1TB HDD, LG 27MB85R-B 1440p RSI name: ctulu

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SMX

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Posted: Thu, 28th Jul 2011 19:50 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

bunch of ->

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difm

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Posted: Thu, 28th Jul 2011 20:04 Post subject:

human_steel wrote:

Have you tried smacking it onto some of the other dudes' penises?

Yes.

He was not amused.

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human_steel

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Posted: Thu, 28th Jul 2011 21:17 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Better luck next time then.

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Frant
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Posted: Thu, 28th Jul 2011 21:20 Post subject:

SMX wrote:

bunch of ->

Oh yeah, it's so manly to smell like old piss. Cool Face

(and this thread isn't about sitting down and peeing).

I wipe. I think the issue is a lot less prominent for people who got their weenies partly amputated (circumcised). No foreskin.

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JBeckman
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Posted: Thu, 28th Jul 2011 21:28 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Hell no, with the rough toilet paper around here that would leave small cuts and bruises all over, it's bad enough already as is when using it since sitting down is problematic for a few minutes afterwards. EDIT: Perhaps it could work to do as those in the upper nobility used to and carry around a small (but supposedly manly.) handkerchief for emergency purposes like that. (Though back then it was used for people spitting at you, throwing their potty shit/piss through the window and onto the street / people below and snuff usage and at times cleaning the eyeglasses/monocle or removing food remnants after eating/drinking.) (Or offer to big-bossomed ladies apparently when they purposely dropped things or "tripped", corset really caused all sorts of issues with the body however in the long turn.) Last edited by JBeckman on Thu, 28th Jul 2011 21:32; edited 1 time in total

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Frant
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Posted: Thu, 28th Jul 2011 21:32 Post subject:

JBeckman wrote:

Hell no, with the rough toilet paper around here that would leave small cuts and bruises all over, it's bad enough already as is when using it since sitting down is problematic for a few minutes afterwards.

EDIT: Perhaps it could work to do as those in the upper nobility used to and carry around a small (but supposedly manly.) handkerchief for emergency purposes like that. Razz

(Though back then it was used for people spitting at you, throwing their potty shit/piss through the window and onto the street / people below and snuff usage and at times cleaning the eyeglasses/monocle or removing food remnants after eating.)

Rough? Do you live in a prison or something with card-board toilet-paper? Razz

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JBeckman
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Posted: Thu, 28th Jul 2011 21:34 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Toilet paper ain't all that cheap (Especially in large quantities.) so I buy the less expensive variants, in particular they tend to be somewhat darker gray in color and rather thick. (I mean it can be used but it is very coarse so I wouldn't use it on such sensitive areas, I suppose for once being a bit heavy and having a big ass due to that is a positive trait.)

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dingo_d
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Posted: Thu, 28th Jul 2011 21:40 Post subject:

JBeckman wrote:

Toilet paper ain't all that cheap (Especially in large quantities.) so I buy the less expensive variants, in particular they tend to be somewhat darker gray in color and rather thick. Smile

(I mean it can be used but it is very coarse so I wouldn't use it on such sensitive areas, I suppose for once being a bit heavy and having a big ass due to that is a positive trait.)

That kind of paper my mom calls sand paper xD Laughing

Only 3 ply softness here ^^

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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Posted: Thu, 28th Jul 2011 22:36 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

snip Last edited by garus on Tue, 27th Aug 2024 21:52; edited 1 time in total

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dingo_d
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Posted: Thu, 28th Jul 2011 22:46 Post subject:

garus wrote:

dingo_d wrote:

JBeckman wrote:

Toilet paper ain't all that cheap (Especially in large quantities.) so I buy the less expensive variants, in particular they tend to be somewhat darker gray in color and rather thick. Smile

(I mean it can be used but it is very coarse so I wouldn't use it on such sensitive areas, I suppose for once being a bit heavy and having a big ass due to that is a positive trait.)

That kind of paper my mom calls sand paper xD Laughing

Only 3 ply softness here ^^

Adorable poopoo time, teehee?

Oh you know it is!

*if you know what I mean, and I think that you do

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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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GeordieRacer

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Posted: Thu, 28th Jul 2011 23:27 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I seriously thought I was the only one that did wipe.

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Posted: Thu, 28th Jul 2011 23:31 Post subject:

I don't wipe, I wash. Whirling cane

boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:

i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then

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bringiton

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Posted: Fri, 29th Jul 2011 09:23 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I used to have a bidet next to my toilet. I really liked that “The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.” - Albert Camus

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JBeckman
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Posted: Fri, 29th Jul 2011 09:24 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Mine isn't that long Tonizito so I can't stick it into the actual toilet like that and just flush it off. (Urinals aren't exactly fresh either and I wouldn't use a sink for that either, bide could work like what the above user mentions but from what I remember the water pressure is pretty high in those.)

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