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 Posted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 16:28 Post subject: Is your comp female or male? |
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I found this on wbb, funny stuff 
How you can know if your pc is a female or a male?
Open Notepad
Type this in the notepad: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"Agent X Y i love you"
Save it as computer_gender.vbs
Run it ... and you will know 
Mine is female
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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ixigia
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Female, I knew it! She always likes to tease me with useless complaints and irritating crashes  |
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tonizito
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 16:50 Post subject: |
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Female-puter, but she likes porn so yay. 
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 17:10 Post subject: |
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YAY! \o/
Mine is a fembot...
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 17:13 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 17:19 Post subject: |
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| sabin1981 wrote: | | Oddmaker wrote: | Her name is Anna  |
Anna is her name? |
Will she kick/ban you off IRC?  |
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ixigia
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 17:22 Post subject: |
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She's GLaDOS 
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 17:29 Post subject: |
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I dont know who this female on my pc is but she had my name wrong..
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 17:30 Post subject: |
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Bingo was his name-o
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Ankh
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Hierofan
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 18:36 Post subject: |
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Wow, i must be really good with women since, apparently, i turn my on when i want and do whatever i want with her
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BLaM!
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 19:55 Post subject: |
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zenkica
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 21:18 Post subject: |
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I cant tell. Must be a hermaphrodite
RYZEN 5 2600|RADEON 570| |ASRock X370 Killer|DDR4@2800Mhz||Corsair SPEC-05 Case|AOC G2590FX 24.5''144hz 1ms|
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 21:48 Post subject: |
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Doesn't work on mine :O
Ryzen 5 3600 cpu@3.60 Mhz.
hyper x 32 gb ddr 4 memory.
Msi Carbon gaming pro ac motherboard.
Evga 600 psu.
Msi Armour rx 8 gb 5700 Graphic card.
Ps4 Standard 500gb.
Lg 4k 42 inch tv.
Oculus Quest 2.
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Neon
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 22:31 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 22:36 Post subject: |
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It's female for everyone.
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ixigia
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Jul 2011 22:52 Post subject: |
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Don't be fooled! 
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Jul 2011 08:17 Post subject: |
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| madmax17 wrote: | | It's female for everyone. |
Some ppl on the wbb said it was male.
I think it has to do with type of OS you're using, and majority here are W7 users, no?
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Jul 2011 08:34 Post subject: |
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| m3th0d2008 wrote: | | female. |
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Jul 2011 08:36 Post subject: |
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This is so dumb.. Windows 7 is default female. Unless you changed it in your system's audio options. And I thought this is something secret like the Godmode folder.
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