Wait, what? Is she testing me? wtf?
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BearishSun




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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Jul 2011 22:14    Post subject:
She's a psycho that's all there is to it. I knew a girl pretty much exactly like her. Wild, crazy and there's no fucking way to understand whats going through her head.

FHITB is actually the proper solution in this case.
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Mantis2K9




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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Jul 2011 13:57    Post subject:
Theres three words, that you should say to her, this wont make you happy in the short term because it sounds as if you liked her, but in the long term you will be doing yourself a big favour.

Just remember there are more women than men and you DONT need to be in a relationship to be happy.

But here are the three words you should say to her her face when you next see her.

FUCK OFF, CUNT.

Delete her off facebook, and delete her phone number.

And say thak you Mantis.
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Xenthalon




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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Jul 2011 14:33    Post subject:
Well it seems you are not in way over your head since you can explain the whole thing pretty rationaly still and also go on other dates apparently, so keep doing what you are doing.

I wouldn't write her off completely, but also do not be too focused on just her. But I think you already got that down with that other date Smile

Introducing a bit of healthy competition might actually make her chase you, not the other way around.
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Mantis2K9




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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Jul 2011 14:58    Post subject:
Xenthalon wrote:


Introducing a bit of healthy competition might actually make her chase you, not the other way around.


Why would you want that?.
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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Jul 2011 20:06    Post subject:
FICK JA! I'm dating another girl tonight. Let's hope for the best!
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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Jul 2011 20:26    Post subject:
Kurosaki the dirty manslut Cool Face



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b0se
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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Jul 2011 20:45    Post subject:
Wait for the perfect moment, when she asks you on a date or just a regular lets have a coffee .

Tell her to be ready in 30 mins, you gonna pick her up .

After 30 minutes, you just let her wait, theres nothing more painful than letting someone wait Cool Face

And never face her again

This is my 3rd advice, im going to give you my paypal account for some donations
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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Jul 2011 21:36    Post subject:
b0se wrote:
Wait for the perfect moment, when she asks you on a date or just a regular lets have a coffee .

Tell her to be ready in 30 mins, you gonna pick her up .

After 30 minutes, you just let her wait, theres nothing more painful than letting someone wait Cool Face

AFTER 30 MINUTES, YOU CAN FUCK HER IN THE BUTT

I fixed it
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Jul 2011 21:47    Post subject:
Kurosaki wrote:
FICK JA! I'm dating another girl tonight. Let's hope for the best!

Don't forget the pictures.
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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Jul 2011 01:58    Post subject:
Alright, I'm back.

We had a real good time Very Happy. We had some cocktails and talked about this and thaaat. At first, it was kinda awkward, cus I'm kinda shy and I tried to talk to her, but I always chose some lame topics xD...well, she talked most of the time and it was pretty nice to listen to her. She's a smart girl and not weirdo like the other girl that I told you guys about.

After that we went to another bar, where you can play pool. Well, we played some and it was really funny, cus we both suck at it xD.

And again, we talked a lot and somehow we talked about cooking and how we both like to cook and etc.... I told her to come over sometime, so we can cook something delicious together, and she immidiatly agreed and already had some plans like playing singstar and drink some stuff after the cooking xD... man she's really funny Very Happy

Dude, I think this might go well Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Jul 2011 02:05    Post subject:
Kurosaki wrote:
Alright, I'm back.

We had a real good time Very Happy. We had some cocktails and talked about this and thaaat.


K.
So.
You like to cook.
You play singstar.

You offered her to cook together and play singstar and she agreed to it and didn't at all feel threatened. Either you both are 14 year olds who don't want to fuck each other cause you got other things on your mind like how to spend your summer vacation or she thinks you're gay because you drink cocktails and cook and play singstar... Cool

Just saying.


I'd give you advice on girls, but I ended up with one and she's a bit of a crazy one so I realized that I can't even take my own advice. So fuck giving it.

But if you like the girl, let it be known asap before she changes clothes in front of you because she doesn't find you threatening and your manhood will be destroyed. Let her know you like her, let her know you want to put your dick in her box, let her know she needs to swallow, and that you'll make her strawberry milkshakes every time you guys do anal together and feed her grapes when you guys cuddle.

I never heard of anyone getting laid while playing singstar. Unless the mic wasn't a mic.


Ps. No Homo.
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Radicalus




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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Jul 2011 02:27    Post subject:
Kurosaki, this new girl seems like just the thing for you, and I hope it all works out. When the time comes, kiss her, that's very important.

About the first girl, well, she's playing games with you. Here's my advice:
"And never tell them they're "important", say other things like "I really like you", "want to know you better" etc"

In fact, it's best not to say anything like this at all. Don't justify, why you want to meet her. Just invite her out/over and that's it, never tell the reasons - your appeal drops the second she knows she can get you, so play it cool, and don't become the bitch. Give compliments, sure, but make sure to tease and contradict her to balance it out, women like power and determination.

"After 30 minutes, you just let her wait, theres nothing more painful than letting someone wait
And never face her again"

Although she was a dick with you, there's no reason to be a dick with her, when you have the upper hand. That's abuse of power. You are better than her, just ignore her, no need to make her feel pain - people like her are bound to end up with assholes anyway, no need to degrade yourself.

Also: " ... I tried to talk to her......she didn't say anything. She just hugged me....pretty hard." That's, when you should have kissed her.

Also, from your whole story, it appeared to me, that you were too available to her. Women like men, who are not easy to get. If you keep a girl guessing about your intentions, then you're in the right spot.

I for example used to try and find GFs when at gatherings, events, all that jazz. Once I stroke up a good conversation with a girl I fancied, right when it was going really good, I casually walked to other people, made conversation there, I mingled, basically. This tactic drives women crazy, because for once, it is them, who are not clear about their chances. You have to be in the driver seat, mate!
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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Jul 2011 02:28    Post subject:
lol dude xD....

nah, I didn't offer to play singstar. She did cus she really likes to sing and she has an awesome voice. ...well, maybe we could do something else after our dinner.

And she knows that I'm not gay. Well, I'd like to tell her that I like her, but I think it would be a mistake to tell her that right now.

...well, I could tell her that I would like to ...uh...don't know.... anyway, I'll meet her again tomorrow.
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Radicalus




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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Jul 2011 02:34    Post subject:
Kurosaki wrote:
lol dude xD....

nah, I didn't offer to play singstar. She did cus she really likes to sing and she has an awesome voice. ...well, maybe we could do something else after our dinner.

And she knows that I'm not gay. Well, I'd like to tell her that I like her, but I think it would be a mistake to tell her that right now.

...well, I could tell her that I would like to ...uh...don't know.... anyway, I'll meet her again tomorrow.


Mate, like I said, don't tell her anything. Sure, that can work, IF she's a nice girl, and shy, like you. Then it's a decent approach, but here's the things you should, imho, try to do:

Make her have an excellent time, laughs are important, don't be afraid to be a bit silly. Avoid the topics that would put you in the friend box, keep it casual and fun. She will probably like this, and at one point she will touch you (gently on the hand, shoulder - it might appear like a mistake, but it's not). You might not even pay much attention to it, but this is important, this is a sign, that she's comfortable with you. Keep her laughing, and when the time comes, go in for the kiss. Most women, when ready for it, they really want the kiss. If you don't do it, you might not get another chance - depends on the girl. If she's nice and shy, you will have many more opportunities, they like to go slow, but if she's active and outgoing, you have to do it.

She's going to your house basically, to have some alone time with you, I think her intentions are clear. Grow a mustache, and kiss her mate! Post pictures later, when you FHITB though.
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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Jul 2011 02:44    Post subject:
No need to tell. Time will come and it will be all natural Smile If it does not happen that way it'll be fucked up anyway.


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Radicalus




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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Jul 2011 02:50    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
No need to tell. Time will come and it will be all natural Smile If it does not happen that way it'll be fucked up anyway.


Must be, because it's late, and I'm tipsy, but I started reading your sentence, and this is what I got the first time:

"No need to tell. Time will come and it will be all anal Smile ...."
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jul 2011 18:10    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Did someone say "fuck her in the butt"? Be an ultra man and fuck her in the butt and vagina simultaneously!


yep i agree Smile


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Mchart




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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jul 2011 18:19    Post subject:
fuck her up the butt
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jul 2011 18:26    Post subject:
Mchart wrote:
fuck her up the butt

I don't think he has the guts. Sad
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jul 2011 18:31    Post subject:
maybe she has the guts? get her a strap on and let her fuck u up the butt
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jul 2011 20:03    Post subject:
let her fuck you in the butt


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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 15:22    Post subject:
Waiting for episode 3....


CCIE
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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 15:50    Post subject:
spit on her ass, then get the whole fist in there!


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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 15:54    Post subject:
Aaaaand did the sex start yet? how was singstar and cooking together and drinking french wine together and looking into each others eyes together and being all cute and aww together and taking each others clothes off together and listening to daft punk together and laying in bed together and touching each others penises together.


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I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 16:00    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Aaaaand did the sex start yet? how was singstar and cooking together and drinking french wine together and looking into each others eyes together and being all cute and aww together and taking each others clothes off together and listening to daft punk together and laying in bed together and touching each others penises together.


hahahahahah


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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jul 2011 22:17    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Aaaaand did the sex start yet? how was singstar and cooking together and drinking french wine together and looking into each others eyes together and being all cute and aww together and taking each others clothes off together and listening to daft punk together and laying in bed together and touching each others penises together.


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ClaudeFTW




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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jul 2011 11:33    Post subject:
I guess I'm a lucky man my girlfriend isn't difficult. But then again, we're both coming from gaming backgrounds and she pretty much knows and understand how men work and in no way does she do woman shit except that time of the month.

I've had other girlfriends, but most, if not all of them were double-faced whores which you could never understand what the fuck they wanted. When I met my current GF and I saw how great she is, I said to myself I'd never leave her, or let her leave me.

Oh, and to the OP, dude, she's probably really psycho and you'd be much better off, if there's anything I know about women, is when to spot a psycho whore, and she's somewhere near becoming one. Again, you're much better off. Or fuck her once or twice and tell her it isn't working, but by the looks of it, she doesn't even know what she wants and could probably want you as a friend only. And men and women cannot be just friends.




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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Sep 2011 21:10    Post subject:
Alright, I ditched girl #1 some time ago, she's a psycho xD.



Now to Girl 2.... we've been reaaaaallly good friends for some months now. We are meeting us almost every day and doing a lot of stuff together. I think she likes me... 2 days ago she told me that she would give signs to a guy, so he makes the first move - IF there was someone that she likes (she was a little bit drunk/tipsy? on that night, I think she wouldn't have told me otherwise). And I'm pretty sure that I've seen a lot of "go on! do it! -signs"

Today I told her that I need to talk about something important next time we meet. Her sister already knows that I love her, she's really happy about it and wishes me good luck, cus she knows what great releationship I have with that girl.

OH GOD, PLEASE - I BEG YOU... just let me be happy once in my damn life. I don't ask for much, just this... I don't want this to end badly.

I need to grow a pair of balls till next time.

/edit: I know, some of you may think that she only wants to be my friend, but nothing more. I know that there's this possibility that she says that, but I don't want to think about that now.

I need her more than anything in my life
I want her more than anything in my life ...
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