Why did the girl fall off the swing?
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chiv




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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2011 02:36    Post subject: Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms.


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2011 02:37    Post subject:
how did she swing?


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2011 02:41    Post subject:
was she pushed? or did she use her legs to build momentum?

thoughts?


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2011 02:43    Post subject:
How did she build momentum without holding onto the swing?


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2011 02:48    Post subject:
good balance?

i think the real question is... when did she fall? on the first swing?


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2011 02:50    Post subject:
pro-tip: ask in a swingers club! xD
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2011 03:15    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
good balance?

i think the real question is... when did she fall? on the first swing?


question is not when she did fall the question is how did she get on the swing?


You ever tried getting on a swing without arms? Impossible.
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2011 04:31    Post subject:
i think getting on the swing can be done without arms. Swinging as well.

The question is: what sound does an armless girl make falling off a swing, when everybody who is there to hear it, is deaf? Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2011 13:01    Post subject:
The most important question is, why was the woman not in the kitchen?Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2011 13:17    Post subject:
really? i thought the most important question was why the fuck is there a swing IN the kitchen?


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2011 13:21    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
really? i thought the most important question was why the fuck is there a swing IN the kitchen?


Unless she can make a sammich whilst on the swing?
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2011 13:59    Post subject:
with what... HER FEET?! chick's got no hands, dammit!


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2011 14:12    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
with what... HER FEET?! chick's got no hands, dammit!


men can become artists with a somewhat functioning left foot, surely women can make us a sammich with them Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2011 14:24    Post subject:
Having no arms is a poor excuse for not making a sandwich Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2011 14:37    Post subject:
wow i thought of it before opening the thread :3


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2011 14:39    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
Having no arms is a poor excuse for not making a sandwich Cool Face

What if she's just the body without the limbs? Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2011 14:39    Post subject:
you thought of making sandwiches with your feet before opening the thead?


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2011 14:43    Post subject:
She fell off the swing to get to the other slide Cool Face



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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2011 14:48    Post subject:
nope thought of her having no arms. What if she had more heads where her limbs should be. That would be awesum


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2011 15:11    Post subject:
to get to the other side of the road...


Oh wait, that's the chicken question xD


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2011 16:42    Post subject:
I think it was intentional, she wanted a big rugged man to come save her.


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