bitches ain't shit but hoes'n'tricks
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jan 2011 02:02    Post subject: bitches ain't shit but hoes'n'tricks
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Get the fuck out after you're done
And I hope in my ride to make a quick run...

I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tight than a motherfucker with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the motherfucking Compton streets
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Number one song after number one song
Long as my motherfucking pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two
And the few ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing 'cause the shit she be doin' ain't shit
Bitch can't hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ass
So recognize and pass to Daz


Now as I'm rollin' with my nigga Dre and Eastwood
Fuckin' hoes, clockin' dough up to no good
We flip flop and serve hoes like flap jacks
(But we don't love them hoes) Bitch, and it's like that
This is what you look for in a ho who got cash flow
You run up in them hoes and grab the cash
And get your dash on
While you're chillin', with your homies and shit
And how my niggaz kick the anthem like this

Bitch!!



...To the store, to get me a 4-0
Snoop Doggy Dogg paged, that must mean more hoes
So I head down the street to long beach
Just so I could meet, a freak
To lick me from my head to my feet
And I'm here, now I'm ready to be done up
Nothin' but homies around so I put my gun up
Bitches on my nuts like clothes
But I'm from the pound and we don't love them hoes
How could you trust a hoe?
'cause a hoe's a trick
We don't love them tricks
'cause a trick's a bitch
And my dick's constantly in her mouth
And turnin' them trick ass hoes the fuck out
Now...

I once had a bitch named Mandy May
Used to be up in them guts like everyday
The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung
I was in love like a motherfucker lickin' the pearl tongue
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
So I figure niggaz wouldn't trip with mine
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time
I'm back to the motherfucking' county jail
6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail
I get released on a hot sunny day
My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues
I ain't been out a second
And already gotta do some motherfucking chin checking
Move up the block as we groove down the block
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
Kick in the door, I look on the floor
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe, yo
(Bitches ain't shit)
I uncocked my shit... I'm heart-broken but I'm still locked
Man, fuck a bitch!

I don't give a fuck about a bitch
But I and her know that they can't fade this
'cause I'm doin my own thingdown with the swang
I'm hangin' with Death Row like it ain't no thing
I say you know can't deal
'cause I'm a bitch that's real
Motherfucker need to step back, hell yeah
They need to chill
Because I don't give a fuck
And I don't give a fuck

And now I gotta do some...
And now I gotta do some shit that's clean
But when I'm on a dick, hell yeah, I get real mean
Like a washing machine
I can wash the clothes
All the hoes knows
That I'm on the floor ho
But they can't hang with my type on swang
I ain't tryin' to say I suck every ding-a-lang
But just the juicy ones
With he tip of the tongue
And then their sprung
With the nuts hung
Bitches ain't shit
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jan 2011 02:05    Post subject:
Drunk firemaster alert, drunk FireMaster incoming
you really don't wanna fuck with a drunk FireMaster!!
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inz




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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jan 2011 02:29    Post subject:
Are you an angry drunk? I bet you are.
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jan 2011 02:32    Post subject:
FUCK YEAH LET THE FLAMES OF MADNESS AND FURY CONSUME MY SOUL SO I CAN BUTTFUCK THE SHIT OUT OF EVERY MOTHERFUCKER ON THIS PLANET WITH MY MASSIVELY HUGE TENTACLE DICK
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Spazmotic
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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jan 2011 02:34    Post subject:
Confused Razz
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ixigia
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Location: Italy
PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jan 2011 02:40    Post subject:
Mate the bitches are going to ruin you, all you need is some warm male company
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tonizito
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Location: Portugal, the shithole of Europe.
PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jan 2011 04:26    Post subject:
Firemaster's back from a visit to the Doctor...? Very Happy


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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Theescapist




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Location: Manchester U.K
PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jan 2011 06:19    Post subject:
Put this thing in jail?


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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jan 2011 10:45    Post subject:
Yeah, surprised buttsex can do this to a man Cool Face


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Lathieza




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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jan 2011 11:15    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
Yeah, surprised buttsex can do this to a man Cool Face


Nah i think the cause started in his childhood when his priest dumped him for a fresh kid Cool Face


Empty again Sad
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me7




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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jan 2011 12:20    Post subject:
Know what's funny? I couldn't tell the difference between a drunk FireMaster and a sober gangsta-rapper.
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jan 2011 12:25    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
all you need is some warm male company

He has you, doesn't he? Cool Face
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ixigia
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Location: Italy
PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jan 2011 12:43    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
ixigia wrote:
all you need is some warm male company

He has you, doesn't he? Cool Face


In fact when I offered him my body he instantly stopped whining, as you can see Laughing
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jan 2011 12:45    Post subject:
Shocked Laughing
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Jan 2011 01:06    Post subject:
I love the way you love me oh sweet cute ixiga, you calm me down like a beautiful little angel.
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Jan 2011 01:29    Post subject:
he is the wet, dripping firehose to your burning desire
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Jan 2011 01:42    Post subject:
YOU TOTALLY BLEW ME AWAY WITH THAT PUN LUTZ
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Hfric




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Jan 2011 02:38    Post subject:
some here loves DR.Dre


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velum




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 07:16    Post subject:
Was gonna put this in the Epic thread but this thread came up in a search and it is the same song only a truly epic version of it Razz



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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 13:06    Post subject:
Meh, and I thought Lutz had returned, but then I spotted the date of thread...Sad
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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Jun 2011 13:29    Post subject:
ahhh, you know how it iiiiiiis, black and yellow, black and yellow.
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