Proctogram
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 22:42    Post subject: Proctogram
So went for a proctogram today. I wasn't too bothered I'm not prudish or anything.

So I'm eating my Barium drink they give you (which doesn't taste fantastic tbh) and the radiographer walks in.

Hot. as. hell.

And my face goes from Smile to Neutral in about 0.01 seconds. fml.
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 22:46    Post subject:
Laughing more pls Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 22:48    Post subject:
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 22:50    Post subject:
There's not a great deal to tell apart from I have to go take a dump while she takes xrays of what's happening inside me.

And I'm sat there and she's shouting 'push, push, little bit more, you're doing well!'

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HubU
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 22:59    Post subject:
Hahaha that's just lame Laughing


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Mchart




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 22:59    Post subject:
Out of principle I refuse to get shit like that done. I'd rather die from pooper cancer as a man then know I gave up some of my manhood for that.
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 23:00    Post subject:
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 23:02    Post subject:
I can see the funny side of it. I suppose she looks at people's behinds all day so mine wont be any different.
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 23:03    Post subject:
Just 'standard routine' for one such as her Razz

Though I hope you didn't you pull a Rofl_Mao on the poor radiographer Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 23:09    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 23:11    Post subject:
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 23:16    Post subject:
I left mine in there for her
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 23:18    Post subject:
Yea I've tried going to the docs with a scrotum issue(NOT VD!!11) and the doc was fucking hot chick..happened not too long ago again but not with the privates but at the dentist Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 23:19    Post subject:
Why did you need a proctogram examination?
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 23:19    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 23:20    Post subject:
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 23:25    Post subject:
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 23:26    Post subject:
:lol Nalo
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 23:28    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Why did you need a proctogram examination?
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 23:34    Post subject:
Yeah good looking women at the doctors... Went to the dentist when I was ~14-15 I think and he found a bad tooth and needed to do some drilling. He asked me if I wanted some analgesic while the hot assistant stand right next to me. Like a real man I said "no thx, don't need that"

Tears came from my eyes, it hurt so much :'(


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 23:35    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jun 2011 23:36    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
Yeah good looking women at the doctors... Went to the dentist when I was ~14-15 I think and he found a bad tooth and needed to do some drilling. He asked me if I wanted some analgesic while the hot assistant stand right next to me. Like a real man I said "no thx, don't need that"

Tears came from my eyes, it hurt so much :'(

Ohhh brave but foolish young man! Smile
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jun 2011 00:15    Post subject:
[Dork-mode]Yeah, I bet she got all wet seeing me so strong and taking it like a man![/Dork-mode]

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