My neighbour offered his two daughters
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Freakness
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 22:46    Post subject:
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Nothin beats the "dick in da box" tune. Very Happy Its sooo romantic.
I met my neighbour today again. The corridoor was full of his cig smoke. He asked why do I look so tired I answered something and thats it. Today some blond said hello to me near the entrance, but I'm not sure what was she doing there or who she was.
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 00:51    Post subject:
Why did he offer his 2 daughters to you in the first place
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 02:21    Post subject:
Who cares why (prolly cultural custom or some shit).....pics please Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 14:27    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Who cares why (prolly cultural custom or some shit).....pics please Very Happy
No cultural and no pics. Or you wanna pics of my neighbour? Very Happy
GeordieRacer wrote:
Why did he offer his 2 daughters to you in the first place
To choose one and marry her I guess.
btw has my previous post been deleted?
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 15:04    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Who cares why (prolly cultural custom or some shit).....pics please Very Happy
No cultural and no pics. Or you wanna pics of my neighbour? Very Happy
GeordieRacer wrote:
Why did he offer his 2 daughters to you in the first place
To choose one and marry her I guess.
btw has my previous post been deleted?


Pics of his daughters if they are hot Very Happy Nude if possible Very Happy Very Happy

Not cultural? He's notr Indian or Pakistani or from the mideast?

I had a gf's father offer me 'dowry' once...obviously i turned it down and had to see his daughter behind his back...lasted only a month...sneaking around is a teen thing lol
Those he was hardcore Indian....and only offered dowry after he found out I am not broke lol


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 15:34    Post subject:
Read all my posts, I havent seen them yet. He is a bussinessman who thinks everything is based on money and contracts. He also knows I'm not broke.
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 17:15    Post subject:
he knows your forever alone!
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Freakness
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 18:11    Post subject:
I may stay forever alone, because I kind of like it. I don't like anyone bothering me or being around. Cool Face
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 18:16    Post subject:
Yeah, they can be secret agents from the US looking for test subjects for the HAARP experiment, so it's best to steer clear.
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st May 2011 18:37    Post subject:
kennyderp still cant forget about haarp... Laughing
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Freakness wrote:
I may stay forever alone, because I kind of like it. I don't like anyone bothering me or being around. Cool Face


Me and you both and i have gf of a year now Laughing\

Dunno bout marriage again..


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Useless void is useless


There are two kinds of people I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2011 20:55    Post subject:
In 2010 many of my neighbours left and new ones arrived. Just few minutes ago I bought me some chocolate and upon return I saw a super hot girl. She got out of her car, looked at me with her mesmerizing eyes, but I did not say anything to her, because I didnt know where she lives nor who she was. She then followed me and apparently she lives two floors below me. Fuck, I'd instabangher. But I think she has a boyfriend or a husband. Not sure.
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2011 21:08    Post subject:
should've given her the chocolate and as she was unwrapping it, you'd be undressing and when she looks up at you and then down, you wink and smile and say... BITCH FEED ME!


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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 02:39    Post subject:
so did you see them yet? its been almost a generation without an update , surely you are married by now to atleast one of them??

to busy fucking to post how inconsiderate of you Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 12:40    Post subject:
snoop1050 wrote:
so did you see them yet? its been almost a generation without an update , surely you are married by now to atleast one of them??

to busy fucking to post how inconsiderate of you Laughing
No, I havent seen them yet myself. But my mother has. I didnt ask anything more 'bout them yet. I havent seen the neighbour for a while either.
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I asked my mother about them and she said that they are not twins and they are younger than me. I am not exactly a teen btw. Razz
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 13:53    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
I asked my mother about them and she said that they are not twins and they are younger than me. I am not exactly a teen btw. Razz


Sounds fine...no?
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 14:05    Post subject: Re: My neighbour offered his two daughters
Freakness wrote:
My new neighbour offered his two daughters to me. Very Happy Problem is I've never seen them yet and I like hot women. Very Happy Dunno what to do. I wouldnt mind having two wives. One - official, the other - not. Or maybe stay not married at all cuz marriage sucks? Any married guys here?
pliz no fhitb Very Happy Shocked


Your neighbour offered them? You gotta be kidding...where do you live?


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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 14:08    Post subject:
Is his name Phillip Craig Garrido?
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 14:17    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Freakness wrote:
I asked my mother about them and she said that they are not twins and they are younger than me. I am not exactly a teen btw. Razz

Sounds fine...no?
I meant I'm not that young and they are probably their ~18-22 years. So no pedobear here. Smile
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 14:33    Post subject:
Imo you cannot offer your daughters/sons to anyone. It should be their own choice. This is just sick.


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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 14:36    Post subject:
Arranged marriages have been going on for centuries, I doubt that will ever change... sadly Sad
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 14:45    Post subject:
Ankh wrote:
Imo you cannot offer your daughters/sons to anyone. It should be their own choice. This is just sick.
Well, he is not forcing it on them or on me so no biggie. Its not somekind of Indian father hardcore opression. It does not fall in "arranged marriage" definition.
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 14:49    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
Ankh wrote:
Imo you cannot offer your daughters/sons to anyone. It should be their own choice. This is just sick.
Well, he is not forcing it on them or on me so no biggie. Its not somekind of Indian father hardcore opression. It does not fall in "arranged marriage" definition.


A father finding a person without prior relations to them and on top of that adding bigami for them to marry is pretty much the fucking definition of arranged marriage
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 14:56    Post subject:
Definition: An arranged marriage is a marriage in which neither the bride or the groom has any official say over the selection of their future spouses.
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 14:57    Post subject:
Well technically, considering the father is offering his daughters to you without any say on their behalf, it could well be considered "arranged" Though of course you still have your say Wink
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 14:59    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 14:59    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Well technically, considering the father is offering his daughters to you without any say on their behalf, it could well be considered "arranged" Though of course you still have your say Wink


Indeed!


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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Jun 2011 15:13    Post subject:
garus wrote:
But are they pretty?
I would be embarrassed to ask that my mother. Smile
I hope they are this hawt:












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