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PostPosted: Sun, 15th May 2011 21:19    Post subject: I fell
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th May 2011 21:24    Post subject:
You fell on what?


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PostPosted: Sun, 15th May 2011 21:25    Post subject:
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Rage




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PostPosted: Sun, 15th May 2011 21:32    Post subject:
Avoided a bunch of idiots walking on the bike lane at the last second, fell on my elbow and hand.

I either springed both, or broke one or the other. Sad


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PostPosted: Sun, 15th May 2011 21:34    Post subject:
And?
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th May 2011 21:35    Post subject:
man fuck that...pedestriants think they are invincible and can walk how they want

They have no respect for bikers/drivers..walking through red lights and then they cry because were hit by a car/bike

next time ring bell thingy you have on bikes Very Happy and run them noobs over!


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PostPosted: Sun, 15th May 2011 21:36    Post subject:
Wat?


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PostPosted: Sun, 15th May 2011 21:41    Post subject:
Did you fall and can't get up? :O


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PostPosted: Sun, 15th May 2011 22:19    Post subject: Re: I fell
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Sad


You 'accidently' sat on some guys penis?


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PostPosted: Sun, 15th May 2011 22:22    Post subject:
Recently I was driving my bike kinda fast and was passing a car that was parked on the sidewalk, yes where pedestrians walk Rolling Eyes of course the moron wasn't looking when he was opening the door and BLAM I crashed into his door and went flying, luckily there was grass to the left, unluckily there was a pole on the grass as well so I hit that with my back.
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th May 2011 22:54    Post subject:
madmax17 wrote:
there was a pole on the grass as well so I hit that with my back.
Your lower lower back? Cool Face


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PostPosted: Sun, 15th May 2011 23:35    Post subject:
Hardly, it was one of those tall ones with a traffic sign on top, probably a 'no parking' sign.
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th May 2011 11:04    Post subject:
madmax17 wrote:
Recently I was driving my bike kinda fast and was passing a car that was parked on the sidewalk, yes where pedestrians walk Rolling Eyes of course the moron wasn't looking when he was opening the door and BLAM I crashed into his door and went flying, luckily there was grass to the left, unluckily there was a pole on the grass as well so I hit that with my back.


That is just epic. Douchebag driver carelessly opening his door and whacking a bicycle. I hope the door broke off or something? Wink


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PostPosted: Mon, 16th May 2011 11:08    Post subject:
I hope not.
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th May 2011 11:16    Post subject:
I don't think so, didn't bother with his door so I don't know, I was checking my precious body parts and tuning my bike, the guy was all apologetic and shit "I'm sorry I'm a biker as well" lol yeah, sure you are.
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th May 2011 11:45    Post subject:
xTerro wrote:
Avoided a bunch of idiots walking on the bike lane at the last second, fell on my elbow and hand.

I either springed both, or broke one or the other. Sad



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PostPosted: Mon, 16th May 2011 14:56    Post subject:
So its broken. Im in a cast from my fist up to my shoulder.. 3 weeks of medical leave. :\


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PostPosted: Mon, 16th May 2011 15:01    Post subject:
is it your fap arm?
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th May 2011 15:23    Post subject:
Yes. Sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 16th May 2011 16:45    Post subject:
Is there anyone to fap it for you ?
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th May 2011 16:52    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th May 2011 17:21    Post subject:
so if i get some girl to give me a handjob, i have sex with her? Scratch Head
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th May 2011 18:05    Post subject:
According to garus, yes. Cool Face
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th May 2011 18:15    Post subject:
I didn't know that's sex. If I knew, I'd have worn a condom Sad

EDIT: But wait, then it's gonna be fapping with condom on ?! NOOOOO !!!
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th May 2011 18:30    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th May 2011 18:35    Post subject:
Even the simplest caress between any two souls is sex!
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th May 2011 18:44    Post subject:
Sexual activity perhaps, not sex. And i do not think those are 1 and the same.
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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Jun 2011 09:07    Post subject:
Aaaand 3 weeks later, finally took the cast off. Very Happy


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