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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 12:24    Post subject: pay for it
Did you ever got the final exams in a legal or illegal way ?

I'm at some pretty fucked up shit over here and im thinking about doing it the illegal way which i may think its better .


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 12:34    Post subject:
Exams at what? Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 12:37    Post subject:
If you only care about getting past the exam without any sense of accomplishment, knowing you haven't really earned the grade, go ahead.

I've never cheated at a single exam. I'd rather fail/postpone until I feel ready to take it.

If I had some very serious issues in my personal life I'd take it up with the school, explain the situation and ask to postpone the exam.

But that's me. Smile


ps. I'm no saint though. If it was a class that I was completely uninterested in and the ONLY reason I took it was to fill the necessary classes to get a certain amount of points, I "may" have considered it as a last resort.


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 12:38    Post subject:
School


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 12:44    Post subject:
Well I guessed that at school, but depends of teacher after all Laughing If she's a 20/30 hotty...

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But don't risk, anyway ask around the school about her/him if she/he accepts "gifts" or so...
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 12:48    Post subject:
If you have the money and it's 100% sure - i'd go for it. Time = money. You can always make more money, but can't bring back time. Pay the price, enjoy your life.
Every time I have to do something that will take a lot of time, I search for an alternative way to do it, usually paying someone else to do it, and then weight the money against the time - usually anything under 10eur for an hour saved I take.
There are exceptions of course - if I enjoy the time spent, like helping a girl, thus helping me get in her pants..
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 13:31    Post subject:
I would never pay for an exam..if you're a real man you ought to be brave enough to spend hundreds of hours of your life studying subjects that you don't like and face the eventuality of a complete fail! Very Happy

But yeah, as Frant said, if you don't care about the sense of accomplishment..go for it and take the easy way if you can Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 13:37    Post subject:
Of course i did, shit like this works at most colleges, not only here.
I've cheated on most exams so go figure, but as i keep repeating i don't like the thing i chose 4 years ago, i thought i will force myself to 'like' it, but i didn't, so i will only finish college because i started it and don't want to waste 4 years, back when i started i didn't know what i wanted to do, now i do and it's kinda late.\
Still didnt pass my IA exam and it'll be the though one and the last one before i'm finished.

Hopefully i'll finish this shit and find a proper Master somewhere abroad, Wien has some nice offers and so does Munchen.


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 13:41    Post subject:
If you wouldn't have passed without cheating, how do you figure you'll be able to function while working towards a proper Master? Lacking the foundation of knowledge needed to get a masters degree will bleed through. Or do you plan on cheating your way through that as well?

It's a pity you were driven into choosing a route when you didn't know what to do though, that truly sucks (been there, done that).


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 14:04    Post subject:
I tried cheating once and failed the test, then i took it again without cheating and passed! Thats how it is in my bizarro world!
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 14:08    Post subject:
Frant wrote:
If you wouldn't have passed without cheating, how do you figure you'll be able to function while working towards a proper Master? Lacking the foundation of knowledge needed to get a masters degree will bleed through. Or do you plan on cheating your way through that as well?

It's a pity you were driven into choosing a route when you didn't know what to do though, that truly sucks (been there, done that).

yeah man, it really does suck, but i'm more selective now, i'm choosing something that's more close to what i'm interested in (automotive tehnology or automotive mechanotronics) than what i'm doing now (industrial robots).
And it's a completely different story abroad, here they just pump the shit out of you with theoretical work (4 years and about 50% of the subjects in those 4 years are usefull to you) that you don't understand and you're just forced to 'learn' , whilist abroad it's less theoretical bullshit and more practical applications.

The downside for me at least would be getting into the pratical applications since i don't have any experince, but it can't be that heard once you start doing what it is you're supposed to be doing.

The other thing that i hate are some teachers that are moronicly pretentious, i know some people cheated at the IA exam from the prof's courses and still didnt do squat, i mean, if that isnt good enough, what is?
I'll study my ass off for the next exam, even if i have to learn it word for word, if that won't work i'll try cheating, there are some student who didnt finish cause they didnt pass one part of this exam (out of 4).


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 14:14    Post subject:
Funny thing:

After my highschool exams, my physics and chemistry teacher gave me a phonecall.
He said we needed to have a little talk, so i invited him over at my summerwork. Then we went to drink some coffee across the street from where i worked. We sat down and suddenly he putted the exams on the table, telling me to "correct a few things".

So yea, i kinda cheated on my exams Very Happy

He only did that to the people he actually enjoyed teaching during the years in school and not the ones always causing trouble.


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 15:39    Post subject:
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I will tell you a secret, IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO CHEAT. DON"T DO IT.
I see so many people getting caught during exams, because they are so clueless on how to cheat.

You can bribe the proffesor with some money or for example. Buy a spy-pen ( with built in camera). Have someone next room so they can receive feed of your test. Also buy small ear-piece you know like they have secret service, when its nearly impossible to see in the ear. So the guy can tell you correct answers. Hide all the receivers under your tshirt. Make sure, you charged all the batteries to full.

This is what I would do.


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 15:41    Post subject:
Or use a smartphone with big display..


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 15:47    Post subject:
StrEagle wrote:
Or use a smartphone with big display..


That too..but lately all my proffesors required us to turn off the cell phones and put them on the table and he checked them one by one -,-


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 15:52    Post subject:
Use 2 cellphones? 1 dummy old one, and a smart phone..
Ofc be sure that the smart one is in offline/plane and silent modes.. that means no vibration too!
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 15:58    Post subject:
Study for it.
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 16:03    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Study for it.


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 16:03    Post subject:
besthijacker wrote:
lolschool
lolexams
I will tell you a secret, IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO CHEAT. DON"T DO IT.
I see so many people getting caught during exams, because they are so clueless on how to cheat.

You can bribe the proffesor with some money or for example. Buy a spy-pen ( with built in camera). Have someone next room so they can receive feed of your test. Also buy small ear-piece you know like they have secret service, when its nearly impossible to see in the ear. So the guy can tell you correct answers. Hide all the receivers under your tshirt. Make sure, you charged all the batteries to full.

This is what I would do.

this

i know some many people that brag that they'll cheat and shit like that but during the exam they simply lack the guts to do it, they just wait until someone who cheats has written something and then starts bothering them for the answers, shit's fucking annoying.

i don't consider myself good at cheating but i do have the balls and sometimes i'm really risking alot with my tehniques, yet they work and i have never been caught.


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 16:04    Post subject:
Amazing, isn't it?
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 18:49    Post subject:
No, I find that an offense to academia...

Cheating, well if you have to, and if you think you'll get nothing out of it, go for it. In the end you're the one who doesn't get something out of it (knowledge).

Paying a teacher is just awful. If I was dean and I found out that you paid your teacher so that he let you pass, I'd expel you and fire the teacher, and then send you to court for corruption.

It's absolutely offensive to ppl who struggled and studied like idiots, to actually learn something...

It's an insult to intellect imo...


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 21:06    Post subject:
besthijacker wrote:
StrEagle wrote:
Or use a smartphone with big display..


That too..but lately all my proffesors required us to turn off the cell phones and put them on the table and he checked them one by one -,-


He checked your phones ?

Tell them to fuck off


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2011 21:14    Post subject:
Prepping for BAC?

Chances are, if you are to be able to cheat, someone will come in your class and somehow ask you (pe sub mana, gen), all of you, to pay up for the answer sheet. This happened to me, to my best friend, to my cousin and to my sister. Different years, different high-schools, profiles, etc. Make sure to have some 100 RON on you, you won't pay more than 50, if the occasion arrives, but you never know how greedy those fucks are.

If this doesn't happen, try not to think about cheating unless you're absolutely sure you won't get caught.
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