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 Posted: Sat, 30th Apr 2011 20:09 Post subject: Got myself a stalker |
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"i was infront of your house
xdddddddddd"
I probably told this bitch to fuck off a thousand times. thing is she used to be a 7/10 and I banged it, was her first time. she called a long time ago and said she wanted to hang out "oh wow a booty call" I said. bitch frightened me, she must have gained over 9000 pounds.
I was like "hey wassup how y-you doing, nice shoes" and made it short and fucked off. ever since then, constant txts, messages, emails, phone calls. and now this.
Please say nice things about me if I never show up again 
 Spoiler: | just in case I get swallowed up by her vagina |
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Apr 2011 20:21 Post subject: |
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garus
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Apr 2011 20:48 Post subject: Re: Got myself a stalker |
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Last edited by garus on Tue, 27th Aug 2024 21:51; edited 1 time in total
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Apr 2011 20:50 Post subject: |
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That, sir garus, is a mystery that'll never be solved.
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dsergei
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Location: Moscow, Russia
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Apr 2011 20:52 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Apr 2011 20:57 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Apr 2011 21:03 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Apr 2011 21:15 Post subject: |
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... and cum in her face afterwards.
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Apr 2011 21:56 Post subject: |
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... and then kill her and put her in freezer.
| Quote: | | PC awesome button = Uninstall! |
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Apr 2011 22:15 Post subject: Re: Got myself a stalker |
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| Posted: Sat, 30th Apr 2011 23:54 Post subject: |
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Well at least you hear her coming so you can hide somewhere where she'll never look. So don't hide in the fridge, try behind a mirror.
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xExtreme
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Tell her that in short time (who the heck knows) you enroll in French Legion and since you can't fuck a shit there, your getting your training by now, no fucking, no chicks, nothing, and you gotta forget what the real world is.
Should work.
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 00:21 Post subject: |
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| Kamikaze666 wrote: | | ... and then kill her and put her in freezer. |
... and eat the corpse later.
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ixigia
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 05:58 Post subject: Re: Got myself a stalker |
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| garus wrote: | | oxyeL wrote: | | FireMaster wrote: | | she must have gained over 9000 pounds. ] |
Only in... |
Only in whatever country he is from |
The country that starts with M  |
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Hierofan
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 07:52 Post subject: |
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Sorry, no pasta for me today
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 10:23 Post subject: Re: Got myself a stalker |
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| Posted: Sun, 1st May 2011 10:30 Post subject: Re: Got myself a stalker |
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| ixigia wrote: | | garus wrote: | | oxyeL wrote: |
Only in... |
Only in whatever country he is from |
The country that starts with M |
Macedonia? xD
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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Nalo
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Last edited by Nalo on Wed, 3rd Jul 2024 06:50; edited 2 times in total
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tonizito
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Mongolio!
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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