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 Posted: Mon, 7th Mar 2011 05:05 Post subject: Unprotected sex is da best |
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pick'em clean and young, and negotiate till half price.
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| Posted: Mon, 7th Mar 2011 05:06 Post subject: |
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Make them trust you on the first "date", take them to your place and make sure your nosy neighbor doesn't see you, play music loud so nobody can hear you, and proceed to step 3.
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| Posted: Mon, 7th Mar 2011 05:08 Post subject: |
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Start dancing, making out and let your hand wander around her body till she's horny as fuck (if you're not too, then I got bad news for you. trivia: I get a boner the moment I say hi) start undressing yourselves quickly and jump on her then proceed to step 4.
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| Posted: Mon, 7th Mar 2011 05:10 Post subject: |
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rail it on her pussy and shove it quickly and mention that you forgot or didn't have time to buy a condom, she should be too horny to give a fuck by then (if she's not then you're just plain ugly and unattractive and therefore should kill yourself because you're a genetic failure that will never attract a female partner, reducing your chances of reproduction to 0% and therefore have no legacy and no win in your genes I don't even know how she agreed to go with you in the first place, trivia: I got win in my jeans)
Last edited by FireMaster on Mon, 7th Mar 2011 05:18; edited 1 time in total
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| Posted: Mon, 7th Mar 2011 05:11 Post subject: |
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Pound Pound Pound and shove it deep and make her move with you for maximum pleasure for both you and her (so she'd come back for more) then here comes your choice: cum inside or out. if you're a pussy you'll plead out. if you're a hardcore alpha like me you're keep it in.
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if you're an alpha like me and you kept your penis in, approximately 2 months later you should expect a call. she'll say she's pregnant and you need to discuss it, ACCEPT to meet her to do so IN YOUR PLACE.
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| Posted: Mon, 7th Mar 2011 05:17 Post subject: |
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after making hot sweet love again (remember step 5) (if you don't succeed in doing this you're a failure and should kill yourself) put something in her drink (if you don't have drugs in your place you should also kill yourself) once she's out drag her to the bathroom, hang her upside down and slit her throat and wait about an hour for her to completely bleed out, cut her to pieces and put them in plastic bags and throw one out of the window of your car on a deserted road every 30 miles (if she was too big a cow and there are too many bags then you brought a cow and should kill yourself)
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| Posted: Mon, 7th Mar 2011 05:17 Post subject: |
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Frant
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| Posted: Mon, 7th Mar 2011 05:24 Post subject: |
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hey I'm only helping this community by spreading wisdom and knowledge, valuable knowledge.
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Frant
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| Posted: Mon, 7th Mar 2011 10:04 Post subject: |
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tonizito
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Out-tedbundying ted bundy since 2008.
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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| Posted: Mon, 7th Mar 2011 12:47 Post subject: |
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oh hai Juba. How is 4chan these days?
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| Posted: Mon, 7th Mar 2011 13:39 Post subject: |
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garus
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snip
Last edited by garus on Tue, 27th Aug 2024 21:46; edited 1 time in total
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| Posted: Mon, 7th Mar 2011 13:59 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 7th Mar 2011 14:01 Post subject: |
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I laugh at these internet tough guys and their "smarter than thou" atttitude, I spread valuable and original content you'd never find anywhere else, and if someone has too huge of a stick up his ass then his loss.
<3 sabin.
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| Posted: Mon, 7th Mar 2011 14:08 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 7th Mar 2011 14:30 Post subject: |
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Garus is just butthurt he could never get any and I brought the best out of his insecurities, geez, some people have no self-esteem, cry me a river.
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TheSaint
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| Posted: Mon, 7th Mar 2011 15:06 Post subject: |
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| FireMaster wrote: | | pick'em clean and young, and negotiate till half price. |
| FireMaster wrote: | | rail it on her pussy and shove it quickly and mention that you forgot or didn't have time to buy a condom, she should be too horny to give a fuck by then (if she's not then you're just plain ugly and unattractive and therefore should kill yourself because you're a genetic failure that will never attract a female partner, reducing your chances of reproduction to 0% and therefore have no legacy and no win in your genes I don't even know how she agreed to go with you in the first place, trivia: I got win in my jeans) |
haha wanker, thats sad...
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TSR69
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Maybe from there he has all the good genes. 
