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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 05:32    Post subject: mofo showing off to my gf
So my gf has a guy friend who shes known since like 2008. Theyre only class friends as in they never hang out outside of college. So that guy (lets call him tom) never had a gf and apparently he finally got a lady friend (lets call her mary) very recently (or so he claims). Hes been telling my gf about this mary chick for weeks now but he was claiming that theyre not officially together and that "its complicated"

but I keep telling my gf that fag is just bullshitting and we shouldnt believe him nor should we give a shit. Nobody has ever even seen that mary chick. And this tom fag doesn't have a facebook either so we cant really verify if hes telling the truth or not. So I told my gf, that tom is a bullshitter and hes just trying not to seem like loner anymore

And so I didnt really care about it until today when he asked my gf what I got her for valentines day. And she told him I got her some perfume (which she found out cost me about ~$60). I didnt really care about the price, it was a nice gift and i wanted to surprise her and she loved it. So as she was telling him how much she liked my gift, this tom fucker started telling my gf about how HE spent like $600 on diamond earrings and other valentines day gifts for his "gf" mary.

Fuck this guy! Real girls dont give a shit if you give them earring or not, they want you to give them head. I bet that fag never even kissed his imaginary mary chick. What a fuckin asshole Evil or Very Mad



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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 05:36    Post subject:
Oh and I rarely see that stupid fucker. I think hes in 2 of my gf's classes this semester. The last time I saw that guy was before summer. And he still asks about me and my gf's relationship all the time to my gf

that guy needs a fucking life



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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 07:44    Post subject: Re: mofo showing off to my gf
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And this tom fag doesn't have a facebook either so we cant really verify if hes telling the truth or not.



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Haaa, a new timechange01-gf thread.....



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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 07:52    Post subject:
fuck her in teh butt


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 08:08    Post subject:
Time.

Why don't you just feel sorry for the guy instead of getting all worked up? That guy must be pretty lonely and desperate to make all that stuff up as you say. I find most of the time when someone really annoys me it is because I see something of myself in that person.

Sounds like he makes you insecure about your relationship with your girl.
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 08:24    Post subject:
Suggest going out for dinner, to your gf, with Tom and Mary, if he shelled out $600 for Valentines day - It's not complicated. No show he's full of BS, they show and he hits on your gf, Mary might have something to say about that.
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 08:28    Post subject:
Yeaaa, Good one. Laughing Bring on the Mary Chick.
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 08:36    Post subject:
Slicer wrote:
Suggest going out for dinner, to your gf, with Tom and Mary, if he shelled out $600 for Valentines day - It's not complicated. No show he's full of BS, they show and he hits on your gf, Mary might have something to say about that.


ROFL thats actually a brilliant idea Laughing

Gonna ask my gf tommorow to mention the idea to that tom fella. We'l finally see for sure whether hes full of shit

The reason Im suspicious is because NOBODY has ever seen his so called girlfriend. My gf and that tom guy has mutual friends and none of them have ever seen or met that chick either. Which is why I think hes bluffing. I dont know why somebody would lie about HAVING a gf....

Normally one would lie about NOT having a gf to get with other chicks

pistolshrimp wrote:


Sounds like he makes you insecure about your relationship with your girl.

Im still happy with the gift I got her and so is she. Even she thinks $600 worth of valentines day gifts is ridiculous. To me, a guy spending that much money for gifts on a girl that he just got together with, screams noob. Clearly hes trying to buy his way into her pants (this is all assuming she does exist).



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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 08:39    Post subject:
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fuck him in teh butt

Fixed.
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 08:45    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
Slicer wrote:
Suggest going out for dinner, to your gf, with Tom and Mary, if he shelled out $600 for Valentines day - It's not complicated. No show he's full of BS, they show and he hits on your gf, Mary might have something to say about that.


ROFL thats actually a brilliant idea Laughing

Gonna ask my gf tommorow to mention the idea to that tom fella. We'l finally see for sure whether hes full of shit

The reason Im suspicious is because NOBODY has ever seen his so called girlfriend. My gf and that tom guy has mutual friends and none of them have ever seen or met that chick either. Which is why I think hes bluffing. I dont know why somebody would lie about HAVING a gf....

Normally one would lie about NOT having a gf to get with other chicks

pistolshrimp wrote:


Sounds like he makes you insecure about your relationship with your girl.

Im still happy with the gift I got her and so is she. Even she thinks $600 worth of valentines day gifts is ridiculous. To me, a guy spending that much money for gifts on a girl that he just got together with, screams noob. Clearly hes trying to buy his way into her pants (this is all assuming she does exist).



Lots of reasons to lie about having a girlfriend.

-to be cool like everyone else
-so everyone thinks you are getting some
-as an excuse not to hit on other women if friends bug you
-so people don't think you are gay, or you are gay and hiding it.
-to get close to another girl that is the actual target of affection in a safe way
-some people like to lie about anything
-to get some kind of attention
-to make someone jealous
-to make other people think you have moved on from someone else


...just to name a few.


Personally I think $600 is overdoing it. Only someone who was insecure would spend that much, unless they were super rich, and flashy showoff to boot. Can't buy loooove, unless she is a hooker.

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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 09:01    Post subject:
$600 ?
Depends if a Hotel was involved, dinner out, drinks, flowers , gas if your driving out of town, the earrings and some other - lingerie. He might have added everything. Really depends how old the relationship is.
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 09:30    Post subject:
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A lot of reasons that nobody has seen her - she has a bf, or married.. Cool Face


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 09:36    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
timechange01 wrote:
Slicer wrote:
Suggest going out for dinner, to your gf, with Tom and Mary, if he shelled out $600 for Valentines day - It's not complicated. No show he's full of BS, they show and he hits on your gf, Mary might have something to say about that.


ROFL thats actually a brilliant idea Laughing

Gonna ask my gf tommorow to mention the idea to that tom fella. We'l finally see for sure whether hes full of shit

The reason Im suspicious is because NOBODY has ever seen his so called girlfriend. My gf and that tom guy has mutual friends and none of them have ever seen or met that chick either. Which is why I think hes bluffing. I dont know why somebody would lie about HAVING a gf....

Normally one would lie about NOT having a gf to get with other chicks

pistolshrimp wrote:


Sounds like he makes you insecure about your relationship with your girl.

Im still happy with the gift I got her and so is she. Even she thinks $600 worth of valentines day gifts is ridiculous. To me, a guy spending that much money for gifts on a girl that he just got together with, screams noob. Clearly hes trying to buy his way into her pants (this is all assuming she does exist).



Lots of reasons to lie about having a girlfriend.

-to be cool like everyone else
-so everyone thinks you are getting some
-as an excuse not to hit on other women if friends bug you
-so people don't think you are gay, or you are gay and hiding it.
-to get close to another girl that is the actual target of affection in a safe way
-some people like to lie about anything
-to get some kind of attention
-to make someone jealous
-to make other people think you have moved on from someone else


...just to name a few.


Personally I think $600 is overdoing it. Only someone who was insecure would spend that much, unless they were super rich, and flashy showoff to boot. Can't buy loooove, unless she is a hooker.

PS
I am bored. and hungry.


Lol ok fine. But still that guy is annoying.

Also this may seem out of the blue that I just got mad all of a sudden at this guy. But this isnt the first time he pissed me off...Ever since around november 2010, this guy "joking" tells my gf to break up with me 'because she can do better.'

At first when I heard this I didnt care because this guy does have a relatively weird sense of humor. But then he told her the same shit like 3 or 4 more times (latest was earlier this month) and then I was like wtf. I asked my gf wtf is that guys problem and my gf just says "oh yea hes just kidding. thats his personality". Thats an annoying as hell personality lol

And then I told my gf that maybe that retard likes her. But my gf ABSOLUTELY refuses to believe that the guy might like her or something. Because she feels that they both see eachother as just friends. To which I replied, hes probably a horny little fucker and will take anything he gets

And then offcourse me and my gf get into an argument over this because 'im wrong' and that the mofo is "just a friend"

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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 09:38    Post subject:
Quote of the year wrote:
I bet that fag never even kissed his imaginary mary chick.


Hahahahahahahahahahahah

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He hasn't kissed his imaginary gf... YOU THINK!? grinhurt AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 09:49    Post subject:
timechange01

I think you are right about this one. The guy is secretly after your girl. If she admits that then the right thing to do would be to stop having him as a friend so she will deny deny deny. Not tat she is being sneaky, rather prob still wants to hang with him for platonic purpose or maybe attention. We women LOOOOVE attention. We are all about the attention. I am an attention whhoore myself. J/K. I am a under the radar type of girl.

My gut is telling me that he is lying about this Mary chick so she feels comfortable with him, plus he gets to talk relationship stuff with her to pick her brains and do it in a safe way.

I think this Tom character is a sneaky cheeky bastard and you should hire someone to pull his pants down and fuck him in teh butt. May I suggest FireMaster.
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 10:19    Post subject:
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timechange01

I think you are right about this one. The guy is secretly after your girl. If she admits that then the right thing to do would be to stop having him as a friend so she will deny deny deny. Not tat she is being sneaky, rather prob still wants to hang with him for platonic purpose or maybe attention. We women LOOOOVE attention. We are all about the attention. I am an attention whhoore myself. J/K. I am a under the radar type of girl.

My gut is telling me that he is lying about this Mary chick so she feels comfortable with him, plus he gets to talk relationship stuff with her to pick her brains and do it in a safe way.

I think this Tom character is a sneaky cheeky bastard and you should hire someone to pull his pants down and fuck him in teh butt. May I suggest FireMaster.


Lol yea I never believed his story about having a gf. What I dont get is why would he just make up this chick now all of a sudden? Ive been going out with my gf for almost a year. And before that she was single for a while and they used to hang out at college all the time and talk on the phone some nights (this was during 2009). They dont call eachother anymore obviously. But if this guy liked her, he should have told her by now right? but its been almost a YEAR since ive been going out with her, wtf why doesnt he leave her alone lol

Ive met this guy a few times and I thought he was cool. I even had pretty good conversations with him. He didn't seem like a douche until I recently heard all these things.

I really just wanna have the double date so I can put this thing to rest. If he says hes too busy for a double date, my gf will probably believe it. And then when I bring up that he doesnt have a girl and that hes after my gf, my gf will just call me paranoid and crazy and change the subject lol

And about the attention thing, I give her mmmmmad attention!

dingo_d wrote:
Quote of the year wrote:
I bet that fag never even kissed his imaginary mary chick.


He hasn't kissed his imaginary gf... YOU THINK!? grinhurt AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Well thats just how noob he is! Very Happy



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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 10:43    Post subject:
Well timechange01 it seems you got it all figured out. I remember when you were a little dating fledgling floundering in mental confusion with a mentaly confused lesbian now you are all growed up with a real girl, and real 'the other guy' problems. Glad to hear you had a good valentines day. Yours sounds real.

Keep us posted!!!
---EVEN BETTER post a PICTURE of said TOM and date. Actually just post a picture of Tom even if he doesn't bring a date. We can photoshop one in for him and you can present it as a gift.
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He can be our new "Forever Alone Guy" Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 11:01    Post subject:
Forever Tom ...

Anyway, epic thread, would read again.
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Don't open! Low-life ranting, just couldn't resist..
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 14:02    Post subject: Re: mofo showing off to my gf
timechange01 wrote:

And so I didnt really care about it until today when he asked my gf what I got her for valentines day. And she told him I got her some perfume (which she found out cost me about ~$60). I didnt really care about the price, it was a nice gift and i wanted to surprise her and she loved it. So as she was telling him how much she liked my gift, this tom fucker started telling my gf about how HE spent like $600 on diamond earrings and other valentines day gifts for his "gf" mary.


timechange01 wrote:
that guy needs a fucking life


Clearly you getting worked up because WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO shows that you have a life...clearly.
Also your mindset clearly indicates that for you the expensiver the gift = more love, or something like that.


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 14:33    Post subject:
Frant wrote:
Haaa, a new timechange01-gf thread.....



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on topic: Meeeeeeeh, care. So the douche is trying, whateveaaaaaaaaaaa. You really sure he wants your girl? No shit sherlock. Mostly only the girls don't get it.

I was out this week and I girl i know has a off/on/off/on relationship with her bf for like years. So she comes to me 'Bob (imaginary name) is gone and ignoring me since I told him I am back together with my ex. You understand that?' FACEPALM...

You bang her brains out with your 60$ gift. He is possibly (or not) banging someone else (and it cost him 600, haha). Explain me what is problematic for you? Looks like like you are the winner here.
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 18:49    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Well timechange01 it seems you got it all figured out. I remember when you were a little dating fledgling floundering in mental confusion with a mentaly confused lesbian now you are all growed up with a real girl, and real 'the other guy' problems. Glad to hear you had a good valentines day. Yours sounds real.

Keep us posted!!!
---EVEN BETTER post a PICTURE of said TOM and date. Actually just post a picture of Tom even if he doesn't bring a date. We can photoshop one in for him and you can present it as a gift.


Lol ah yes her name was Ellie. Turns out shes actually not a lesbian because she currently has a bf. Shes been together with him for almost 2 years now. Very cool couple, I see them from time to time. And the mentally confused chick was Ellie's best friend Betty lol. Since summer 2009, still nobody has heard from betty.

The reason Ellie thought she was a lesbian because she was in love with betty for a while after they had a threesome with Ellie's current bf. Theyre just a bunch of really fucked up people lol. Shes really cool and stuff.... but really fucked up in some ways. My gf warns me to stay away from them lol

But yes as for my valentines day, it was pretty nice. I surprised her with a little present and then spent some time at her house. No fancy dinners or anything like that. Nothing fancy, just spending time together. I diudn't have to spend $600 Smile

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You bang her brains out with your 60$ gift. He is possibly (or not) banging someone else (and it cost him 600, haha). Explain me what is problematic for you? Looks like like you are the winner here.


The problem is he is ruining my good name! Very Happy But seriously what hes doing is annoying. Its fine if he wants to spend $600 for some action but why does he have to brag to my gf about it.

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Forever Tom ...

Anyway, epic thread, would read again.


Rofl his name isnt actually Tom. The guy's name is dan (fuck it I dont care about his reputation).

So yes Forever Dan Laughing



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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 19:25    Post subject: Re: mofo showing off to my gf
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So my gf


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 19:53    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Well timechange01 it seems you got it all figured out. I remember when you were a little dating fledgling floundering in mental confusion with a mentaly confused lesbian now you are all growed up with a real girl, and real 'the other guy' problems. Glad to hear you had a good valentines day. Yours sounds real.

Keep us posted!!!
---EVEN BETTER post a PICTURE of said TOM and date. Actually just post a picture of Tom even if he doesn't bring a date. We can photoshop one in for him and you can present it as a gift.


Lol ah yes her name was Ellie. Turns out shes actually not a lesbian because she currently has a bf. Shes been together with him for almost 2 years now. Very cool couple, I see them from time to time. And the mentally confused chick was Ellie's best friend Betty lol. Since summer 2009, still nobody has heard from betty.

The reason Ellie thought she was a lesbian because she was in love with betty for a while after they had a threesome with Ellie's current bf. Theyre just a bunch of really fucked up people lol. Shes really cool and stuff.... but really fucked up in some ways. My gf warns me to stay away from them lol

But yes as for my valentines day, it was pretty nice. I surprised her with a little present and then spent some time at her house. No fancy dinners or anything like that. Nothing fancy, just spending time together. I diudn't have to spend $600 Smile

spankie wrote:


You bang her brains out with your 60$ gift. He is possibly (or not) banging someone else (and it cost him 600, haha). Explain me what is problematic for you? Looks like like you are the winner here.


The problem is he is ruining my good name! Very Happy But seriously what hes doing is annoying. Its fine if he wants to spend $600 for some action but why does he have to brag to my gf about it.

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Forever Tom ...

Anyway, epic thread, would read again.


Rofl his name isnt actually Tom. The guy's name is dan (fuck it I dont care about his reputation).

So yes Forever Dan Laughing


Naaa, he is not ruining your good name. Only you an do that. If people fall his bullshit they are the idiots and there are LOTS of idiots out there and they usually find each other and stick together. That is the intimadating stuff for me. Hoards of idiots banning together to poke fun at me. I just ignore them now. Stick with the winners.
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Feb 2011 20:06    Post subject: Re: mofo showing off to my gf
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And this tom fag doesn't have a facebook
SHIT JUST GOT REAL!


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So the plot thickens...


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PostPosted: Sat, 26th Feb 2011 00:09    Post subject:
I told my gf about double date idea and shel ask him on monday lol. If that dude says no or that hes busy, then its safe to assume...

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