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Ragedoctor




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Feb 2011 10:27    Post subject:
I do believe the site must hold a form of consistency on scores given and that they are relative to each other. We dont need another gametrailers. I'd be very willing to review the golden oldies. We could also make a special section where people talk about how you can make the experience even better with certain mods and a guide how to get it done.(X-series, Elder Scrolls Series, etc)

Oh and we'd have to share the corperate bribes and still review the games as shit. Cool Face
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garus
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Feb 2011 10:31    Post subject:
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zipfero




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Feb 2011 10:34    Post subject:
Hehe loving this thread..nothing really original about this but seeing as how it derived from nfohump it could be fun adding an original twist to the reviewing of the games..maybe the reviews are comprised from the nfohumpers playing it? Very HappyD

8 out of 10 dentists prefer zipfero to competing brands(fraich3 and Mutantius)!
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inz




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Feb 2011 10:52    Post subject:
Ah well, you all know how it'll turn out in the end..



- Sir, I have received reports of a dissident game review site, giving the latest Call of Duty game less than a 90% review!

- What! How can that be? We spent hundreds of millions on the hype campaign and reviewer bribes - how could they not give us what was agreed upon?

- Well sir, it seems we actually didn't... send them a review copy. They seem to have pirated it instead.

- ...

- ... sir?

- Johnson, consider this your retirement.










- Alright then! Where's my new aide?

- Sir! Johnson, sir, from the PR department.

- Excellent. I trust you know what to do?

- Indeed sir. Send the death squads.

- Yeeessss... Send the death squads for all of them.
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zipfero




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Feb 2011 10:55    Post subject:
i wont mind ill say turn me in to a darth man or somethying!1½11

8 out of 10 dentists prefer zipfero to competing brands(fraich3 and Mutantius)!
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helvete




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Feb 2011 17:09    Post subject:
A hardly feasable but funny take on reviews would be to only credit the release group and never mention the developer or production company at all. The scores would be 1-5 trollfaces of course. Smile

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Steelone




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Feb 2011 17:19    Post subject:
A pro PC review site could have much lulz potential, think of the butthurt console derps.

Would also be popular within certain circles, such as RPG Codex and some of /v/ Cool Face
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psikobare




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Feb 2011 17:24    Post subject:
helvete wrote:
A hardly feasable but funny take on reviews would be to only credit the release group and never mention the developer or production company at all. The scores would be 1-5 trollfaces of course. Smile

two ratings

one for the game
another one for the release (boundle style Very Happy )


also, awards, shitiest games gets a kotick face
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helvete




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Feb 2011 17:42    Post subject:
Or we could have these ratings: Skip - Pirate - Pirate, then buy - Buy

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zipfero




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Feb 2011 17:43    Post subject:
helvete wrote:
Or we could have these ratings: Skip - Pirate - Pirate, then buy - Buy


heeh i like those Very Happy

there should be a rating lower than skip Very Happy "pirate just to spite this shit game"
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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Feb 2011 18:38    Post subject:
zipfero wrote:
helvete wrote:
Or we could have these ratings: Skip - Pirate - Pirate, then buy - Buy


heeh i like those Very Happy

there should be a rating lower than skip Very Happy "pirate just to spite this shit game"


lol, I love that idea xD
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Feb 2011 18:57    Post subject:
helvete wrote:
A hardly feasable but funny take on reviews would be to only credit the release group and never mention the developer or production company at all. The scores would be 1-5 trollfaces of course. Smile
Laughing

"RELOADED have done a fine job with the textures, objects and animations. Nonetheless be on the lookout for the usual VITALITY updates for this game, a well as many others."

"Since this was developed by SKIDROW expect a lot of patching, about at the same rate as new breakthroughs are done within CS.RIN and/or Steam Underground."

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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Feb 2011 21:20    Post subject:
I was kinda bored and made this:

( It's nothing special, i was just fucking bored because I don't have my PC right now and I'm sitting here on this low spec notebook and have nothing else to do - it can barely run ps cs3 >.<... )

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tonizito
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Feb 2011 21:28    Post subject:
I'd volunteer to write some of these:



Laughing Laughing

boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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Steelone




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Feb 2011 00:11    Post subject:
I'd love to contribute to something like this. So much lulz potential.
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Feb 2011 06:15    Post subject:
Well you already have the reviews sub page, so start by designing it. Writing the reviews isn't that hard, listening to the critique is Very Happy

"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Hierofan
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Feb 2011 08:10    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
Well you already have the reviews sub page, so start by designing it. Writing the reviews isn't that hard, listening to the critique is Very Happy

I think that the most problem a article would face is it's objectivism toward the reviewed product.

Also wouldn't hurt some balls to the walls reviews.
Fuck, i'd review the game leaks that came out, doom 3, hl 2, crysis 2.
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garus
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Feb 2011 13:37    Post subject:
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inz




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Feb 2011 13:42    Post subject:
garus wrote:
There's no such that as objectivism.




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garus
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Feb 2011 13:43    Post subject:
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