Don't you just hate it
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Laurentiu499




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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 08:24    Post subject: Don't you just hate it
when the tip of your penis touches the toilet seat ? Sad





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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 08:29    Post subject: Re: Don't you just hate it
Laurentiu499 wrote:
when the tip of your penis touches the toilet seat ? Sad

quit sitting down to piss..problem solved


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 08:40    Post subject:
I hate it when my balls touch the water =/


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 08:41    Post subject:
I hate it when I poop and that single drop of water goes up my butt Sad
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Laurentiu499




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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 08:44    Post subject: Re: Don't you just hate it
|DXWarlock wrote:
Laurentiu499 wrote:
when the tip of your penis touches the toilet seat ? Sad

quit sitting down to piss..problem solved


well i don't do that. its more complicated than this becuz i sit to shit and then decide to piss.i just can't sit up with my ass covered in shit and then piss Confused
or i sit to shit and in the morning my erect penis wanders about and touches the seat.
the plot thickens.





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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 08:46    Post subject:


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 10:50    Post subject:
I hate this too, specially when its a public toilet.

How many other penis' have touched it? FUCK.


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 11:17    Post subject:
Don't you hate it when you have to wrap your penis around your neck to prevent it from touching the water?


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Spazmotic
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 11:18    Post subject:
Sigh..Jelly of duck penis Sad
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 11:25    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 12:27    Post subject:
Horrordee wrote:
I hate this too, specially when its a public toilet.

How many other penis' have touched it? FUCK.


you sit on public toilets? i don't even..
i piss on those things Laughing





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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 13:33    Post subject: Re: Don't you just hate it
Laurentiu499 wrote:
when the tip of your penis touches the toilet seat ? Sad


Yeah, damn annoying when I urinate standing up!
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 13:35    Post subject: Re: Don't you just hate it
ixigia wrote:
Laurentiu499 wrote:
when the tip of your penis touches the toilet seat ? Sad


Yeah, damn annoying when I urinate standing up!

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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 13:48    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 17:53    Post subject:
I like those toilets for children that hang lower. When I use them I don't have to stand on my toes...


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 18:03    Post subject:
Spazmotic wrote:
I hate it when I poop and that single drop of water goes up my butt Sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 18:28    Post subject: Re: Don't you just hate it
|DXWarlock wrote:
Laurentiu499 wrote:
when the tip of your penis touches the toilet seat ? Sad

quit sitting down to piss..problem solved


i dont think he is using the penis to piss

who the fuck seats on the toilet to piss ?


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 18:30    Post subject: Re: Don't you just hate it
b0se wrote:

who the fuck seats on the toilet to piss ?


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 18:30    Post subject: Re: Don't you just hate it
b0se wrote:
who the fuck seats on the toilet to piss ?

Female humans.

Edit: God fucking damn it, sabin.
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 18:32    Post subject:
Type faster, sir! Type faster!
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 18:34    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 18:34    Post subject:
b0se wrote:
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Feb 2011 18:34    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
b0se wrote:
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What a fail. Cool Face


damn lol


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