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TSR69
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| Quote: | | A rabbit running through the forest stumbles upon a deer rolling a joint. The rabbit says, "Don’t do that. Come running with me. It’s much more fun!" The deer takes off with the rabbit. They come across an elephant doing coke. "Come running with us, elephant," says the rabbit. "You’ll feel so good!" The elephant decides to join in the fun, and the whole groups goes off running. The animals encounter a lion about to shoot up. Before the rabbit can say anything, the lion reaches out with a huge paw and knocks it unconscious. The deer screams, "Lion, what are you doing? He’s trying to help us!" The lion answers, "That loser makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he takes Ecstasy!" |
a couple inside a parked car
| Quote: | A policeman is doing his usual rounds just before midnight when he passes a parking lot and notices a couple inside a parked car. He stops to investigate and sees a man in the driver’s seat and a young lady sitting in the backseat, quietly reading a magazine.
The officer knocks on the driver’s window and asks what’s going on.
"Listening to music," the guy says.
Pointing toward the young lady in the backseat, the officer asks, "And what’s she doing?"
"Reading a magazine, of course."
"How old are you?" asks the officer.
"I’m 23."
"And how old is she?"
The guy looks at his watch and says, "Well, in 11 minutes she’ll be 18." |
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"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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ixigia
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Good ones 
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garus
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