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GeordieRacer




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Location: Leeds, UK
PostPosted: Wed, 10th Nov 2010 20:09    Post subject: Are you ready to join the retail revolution?
I work as an IT recruiter and came across this job advert today. It's for an Apple 'specialist'

I thought you all might enjoy it.

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Job Title: Specialist

Salary: Competitive

Location: London

Description: Specialist - UK Retail

As a Specialist, you're the essence of a customer's experience at the Apple Retail Store. You enrich people's lives through meaningful dialogue about the coolest products on earth.

You earn trust by recommending solutions that do more than meet people's needs-they inspire their hopes and dreams. And you thrill customers by consistently finding ways to make their ownership experience better than ever.

A candidate we'll love:

* You're warm and friendly, and you love sharing knowledge.
* You enjoy meeting people and building relationship with customers.
* You have retail or customer service experience, or you just like helping people.
* You understand customers' needs and enjoy connecting them with the right solutions.
* You love Apple technology and believe it can enrich people's lives.
* You engage well with others and are passionate about providing an exemplary customer experience.
* You're a team player who thinks quickly on your feet.
* You're excited about the prospect of growing and learning in a changing environment.

A position you'll love:

* Translating "techno-speak" into layman's terms.
* Developing complete solutions based on customers' specific needs.
* Inspiring a whole new generation of Apple enthusiasts with our training and support services.
* Getting customers excited about present and future Apple products.
* Providing an amazing, personalized shopping experience to each and every customer.
* Working with amazing people in the coolest stores selling the coolest products.

The ideal opportunity to share your wisdom:

A job at an Apple Retail Store is a chance to use your hands and heart. To use your knowledge and experience. To contribute meaningfully to people's lives with your know-how and passion.

To delight. Enrich. Impress. Engage. Inspire.

Are you ready to join the retail revolution?

Apply now.


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You enrich people's lives through meaningful dialogue about the coolest products on earth


Fuck off
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inz




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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Nov 2010 20:15    Post subject:
Hey, that'd be a good position really. When your boss isn't watching, you could go all "Naw don't buy this piece of crap, a PC is faster and cheaper, too."
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Frant
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Nov 2010 22:42    Post subject:
Just another example of how "positive but dumb lingo" is used to brainwash Appletards. Wink


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garus
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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Nov 2010 21:29    Post subject:
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me7




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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Nov 2010 22:38    Post subject:
No, more like a brain-washer who talks innocents into buying computers from Apple.
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CookieCrumb




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Location: Celephaïs
PostPosted: Sun, 21st Nov 2010 11:24    Post subject:
Frant wrote:
Just another example of how "positive but dumb lingo" is used to brainwash Appletards. Wink


It's no more dumb lingo than in most other job ads for stupid jobs. Go ahead, take a look. They all use some many euphemisms it's not funny anymore.
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Yondaime
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Nov 2010 20:29    Post subject:
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