Teaching my sister how to masturbate
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Nov 2010 15:18    Post subject: Teaching my sister how to masturbate
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how the fuck do you people find this shit


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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Nov 2010 15:42    Post subject:
guess he was looking for manual Smug
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Mortibus wrote:
guess he was looking for manual Smug




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Nov 2010 16:10    Post subject:
The mental image of Cartoon browsing the Girls Puberty forum is damn scary
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ixigia wrote:
The mental image of Cartoon browsing the Girls Puberty forum is damn scary


Hunched over his keyboard, eyes wide, breathing heavily.... yeah... it's a creepy mental image alright Laughing
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This topic raises some interesting Yuri scenarios..


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JACKPOT!!!<3 Forum full of girls where I can observe and understand all the deep and complex thoughts of various females that are hard to decipher!! Very Happy I'll be right back.. just going to.. do.. a little bit of.. science!! .. WHAT?!?! u doen't belieave mee?!?

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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Nov 2010 16:15    Post subject:
http://forums.govteen.com/p101-teen-sexuality/327278-feeling-him-inside-you.html

Nothing better than a bunch of 12-15 year olds talking about how good it feels to have your boyfriend coming inside you. Where's Juba? He'd friggin' LOVE this site! Cool Face
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OMFG


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Teen girls? Teenager problems? Awkward "growing-up"-stories? Sharing them?

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I wonder if Cartoon has an account there Laughing


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'how to do it' ...christ..no boy has ever needed help! Cool Face


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Where's Juba? He'd friggin' LOVE this site! Cool Face
Where do you think he spends his time now? Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Nov 2010 16:57    Post subject:
That site is fucking scary ....
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I just realized something, and started looking at women with other eyes.


THEY ARE ALL SICK WHORES!!!





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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Nov 2010 17:28    Post subject:
that is one pedo sister :/

it would actually be better to just show her a video of a girl masturbating, think thats even legal.. at least if its considered at educational. But then again, Americans hate sex Cool Face
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Nov 2010 17:49    Post subject:
Doesn't basic sex-ed in school cover all that already though.
(Sweden does have a bit of history with that though as we teach it very early and it's rather thorough but it's useful info and not just sexual stuff but related to health and protection and regular hygiene as well, unsure how other countries view it but I think most of the EU is largely similar about it, eastern part is perhaps a bit different and it doesn't take into account more varied cultural locations like Africa, Asia or the middle-east.)
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Nov 2010 17:54    Post subject:
holy fucking shit lol so amusing er i think.

"I was about 12 she's nearly 2 years older than me
the best way to teach is if you masturbate her
she masturbated me until orgasm and then i knew how to do it
if you make her cum then she'll know how to make herself cum "

I goto sign up and ask if i can watch right?
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Nov 2010 17:56    Post subject:
Ok, this is it, I am now 100% sure I dont understand women and I never will. Where were these girls when I was young?

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I guess im born 15 years to early Sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Nov 2010 18:05    Post subject:
Ragedoctor wrote:
Ok, this is it, I am now 100% sure I dont understand women and I never will. Where were these girls when I was young?


I can say for sure that these girls didn't exist when I was young, since at the age of 11-12 they still used to play Barbies. Laughing
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ixigia wrote:
Ragedoctor wrote:
Ok, this is it, I am now 100% sure I dont understand women and I never will. Where were these girls when I was young?


I can say for sure that these girls didn't exist when I was young, since at the age of 11-12 they still used to play Barbies. Laughing


My point exactly, I was cycling to the closest busstop and I saw 2 11-13 year olds french kissing and nearly starting foreplay right in the open air. I stopped and told them this shit wasnt very appropiate and they called me an old douche, am I that old fashioned...?
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Nov 2010 18:13    Post subject:
Teaching your siblings how to masturbate...
Really? You need to teach someone to fuck themselves?
Sex comes natural to most people, masturbation must come even easier.


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Nov 2010 18:37    Post subject:
yucks! that sister has a serious distortion problem. teaching your youngest sister how to masturbate herself... what comes next??

(i wonder if Cartoon has a profile there xD)...
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Nov 2010 18:40    Post subject:
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK???????

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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Nov 2010 18:41    Post subject:
Really doesnt hope anyone taught their brother how to masturbate lol. Well except hfric ofc Cool Face
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Nov 2010 18:44    Post subject:
kumkss wrote:
(i wonder if Cartoon has a profile there xD)...


I'm pretty sure that this one is Cartoon Laughing

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