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stuart2004stuart
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2005 19:14    Post subject:
fanny fanny poo
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2005 19:29    Post subject:
http://www.shooshtime.com/flash/showit.php?id=131
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2005 19:44    Post subject:
I like cookie..
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Mar 2005 20:30    Post subject:
When a man loves a woman he drives his train into her train station. Then his passengers get out and race into the foyer of her train station. The winner of the race builds a fort in the middle of the foyer and lives there for a while. After his rent expires he is thrown out of the station and you get a little brother or sister.

Your mommy is a very popular train station. A lot of trains left their passengers in her station but I was very lucky. I was the only one to have the fastest runner on my train.

Sometimes a man has a dirty train and the woman has a nifty train-wash. The man drives his train into the train-wash to get is cleaned. The drivers of the train sometimes become very nauseous and manages to vomit while he's in the train-wash so the train has to be taken out and the train-wash has to clean it self.


And after all the hard work the train-driver goes back home. And not to awake his wife he drives to the back and parks his train in the garage.

The inside of the garage is a very dirty smelly place but it looks very nice from the outside.

The driver then drives in very quickly to make his way into the kitchen but the door is sometimes locked so he has to ram the door to forcibly open it. At times the driver becomes so frustrated that he has to drive the train several times into the garage to make his way into the kitchen.

Once the train makes its way into the kitchen the driver comes out and tries to make dinner to surprise his wife but he is unable because he forgot the ingredients at the carwash.

What the fuck? Confused
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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Mar 2005 02:25    Post subject:
ok now im drunk
da,m.....

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stuart2004stuart
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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Mar 2005 14:37    Post subject:
Gobble Gobble
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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Mar 2005 15:14    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
http://www.shooshtime.com/flash/showit.php?id=131


Laughing quite funny Very Happy

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stuart2004stuart
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Mar 2005 23:34    Post subject:
what do you think of my new fashion line.....

Glass Shirts
Paper Trousers
Sponge Shoes
Jelly Jackets
and our special range of Oxygen Lingerie.
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Mar 2005 13:52    Post subject:
Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.

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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Mar 2005 17:57    Post subject:
oh noes Sad

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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Mar 2005 19:44    Post subject:

Oh YEAH
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skidrow
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Mar 2005 19:50    Post subject:
ITS TEH RED JUICE IN A CAN MAN
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stuart2004stuart
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Mar 2005 20:07    Post subject:
wibble wobble wobbly wibbly fuck fuck you cunt face bitch
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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Mar 2005 20:45    Post subject:
shittoz :O

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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Mar 2005 21:13    Post subject:
How about this? Huh fuckers?





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skidrow
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Mar 2005 21:17    Post subject:


Laughing
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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Mar 2005 21:23    Post subject:

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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Mar 2005 23:36    Post subject:
How's this guy supposed to give the finger?

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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Mar 2005 23:37    Post subject:
ps

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skidrow
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PostPosted: Wed, 23rd Mar 2005 00:14    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
How's this guy supposed to give the finger?


with his other hand Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 23rd Mar 2005 01:30    Post subject:
HAHAHA yeah Very Happy what skidrow said Laughing Laughing
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Wed, 23rd Mar 2005 02:20    Post subject:
I guess you got me Neutral

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stuart2004stuart
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PostPosted: Thu, 24th Mar 2005 20:11    Post subject:
fucking bollocks you muggy mug...fuck off you cunt
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