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BearishSun




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Sep 2010 05:03    Post subject: Pussies
So I'm out with my friends today and we end up getting drunk as always. We just splashing all the girls with water and they do the same, stupid thing, but was fun for us drunk fucks. Anyway I go ahead and pour a glass of water on this girl I know and ofc no big deal. But this fuckhead goes to tell me why did I do that, I'm an asshole and such shit. Hes a pathetic little guy so I dont pay much attention to him.

After about 10 minutes he comes to me giving me shit about that same thing, saying the girl is crying outside (for a completely other reason ofc, but that was too much for him to comprehend). And so hes talking to me, and my friend, whos sitting acros from me just decides to scream to me like a freaking maniac by imitating Zed from Police academy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsBugR9dpdU&feature=related). I swear to you the dude just turned and walked away.

I dont remember the last time I laughed so hard. Probably much funnier if you actually saw it.
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Sep 2010 07:47    Post subject:
"Ok"


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b0se
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Sep 2010 09:29    Post subject:
lol


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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Sep 2010 09:42    Post subject:
hope you wrote this shit on facebook Cool Face


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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Sep 2010 09:45    Post subject:
^^ What he said


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Sep 2010 10:01    Post subject:
Cool story bro Cool Face


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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Sep 2010 10:14    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Sep 2010 10:24    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:
hope you wrote this shit on facebook Cool Face

Laughing

he wouldnt post it there, none of the nforce people could read it, none of us use facebook remember Cool Face


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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Sep 2010 10:33    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
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BearishSun




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Sep 2010 11:36    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:
hope you wrote this shit on facebook Cool Face


hah. Actually I have a rule I dont text, drive or write shit on facebook when I drink, forums are fine though Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Sep 2010 13:05    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Sep 2010 13:25    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
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BearishSun




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Sep 2010 13:27    Post subject:
Ah give it a break Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Sep 2010 13:31    Post subject:


Laughing
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BearishSun




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Sep 2010 13:32    Post subject:
Ah yeah, I see where this is going
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Sep 2010 13:34    Post subject:
what did you expect. Us nforcers have a tendency to go down on ANY PUSSY we can find, even if its only in a thread-title, hahahahahaha

respect the hump! Very Happy
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